"Black” foregoes too much scene-setting, chronology and logic to stand completely on its own. As a piece of cultural criticism, however, it painstakingly eviscerates nearly every scene in “Grey” and skewers latent sexism, classism and ludicrous sexual innuendoes, as well as the original’s numerous plot holes.
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Fifty shades of black is one of the most succesful comedies I've seen in a long time, this is one of Marlon Wayans best movies just behind "haunted house 2" and "Little Man" which are both comedy masterpieces.
The story was beyond fantastic, it had a lot of cringey moments but it's also really boring, which is a consistent tone throughout the movie, this was so good and so bland looking that the film almost made me sleep which is a great accomplishement.
The film was also racist and stereotypical so there is a lot to like in the story.
The characters were absolutely amazing because they had no chemistry with each other and they were so stereotypical and that made me feel attached to them and the actors were so good that you could tell they made this movie to have a beautiful paycheck.
This movie is so amazingly competent and unforgettable, it's bland to look at, creating a beautiful atmosphere, the character were so boring and stereotypical and I loved all of them and the movie was so amazing that I almost slept four times during it, do no miss this film because it's one of the best comedies I've ever seen in my life.
At a minimum, a parody should be funnier than the film it’s sending up, but Fifty Shades of Black, a quick-and-dirty riff on last year’s S&M romance “Fifty Shades of Grey,” falls a laugh or two short of even that low standard.
This one was super goofy and funny, I don't understand the hate. I guess people now are too sensitive, and racist jokes would hurt their feelings to the point of needing a therapy dog.
At least Fifty Shades Of Black is better than Haunted House 2 otherwise this is just what you expected this film to be god-awful. Who is this made for? Well if you hate Fifty Shades Of Grey that came out last year, then you might enjoy this, yeah there is no purpose for this film it's just to torture us at this point there is no audience for these types of films (expect idiots). This spoof has clever ideas, and at times it's smart, but overall it's dumb just like it's filmmakers. Marlon Wayans stars/co-writer/co-producer as Christian Black an entrepreneur. Hannah Steele (played by Kali Hawk as the Dakota Johnson role) interviews him for her roommate's school paper. No one enjoys these, Marlon Wayans is a jackass if he thinks we enjoy this crap, these filmmakers are dumb, the only reasons these films exist is because of money so dumb people can pay to see this. But it's at times it's funny and at times they make some clever jokes unlike the "Haunted House" franchise. But overall it gave me a few chuckles, and I did enjoy some of the jokes and scenes. And I did enjoy some of the scene it's spoofing. 3 out of 5 stars
While it's not as bad as I was expecting it to be, it certainly isn't very good either. Most of the jokes missed the mark, the constant references weren't particularly funny, the acting wasn't all that good and despite it's short running time, the movie was quite boring at times. If this movie proves one thing, it's that Marlon Wayans lost his touch at making good parody movies.
Dumb, unoriginal, and painfully unfunny, this movie begs itself to never exist ever again in a theater you're watching this movie. Even Fifty Shades of Grey was bad enough.
I know this is a spoof off Fifty Shades of Grey, but they have to have some funny moments and a natural flow. But this movie fails on every party possible. One of the worst movies of the year.