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- 2014
- R
- Attack Entertainment
- 1 h 28 m
- 2014
- R
- Attack Entertainment
- 1 h 28 m
Summary A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Directed By: Paul Tarnopol
Written By: Goldeneye, Paul Tarnopol
- 2014
- R
- Attack Entertainment
- 1 h 28 m
- 2014
- R
- Attack Entertainment
- 1 h 28 m
Jersey Shore Massacre
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0.9
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Summary A typical weekend down the shore takes a bizarre turn as six girls and five obnoxious fist-pumpers become the unsuspecting targets of a deranged killer.
Directed By: Paul Tarnopol
Written By: Goldeneye, Paul Tarnopol
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Metascore
Overwhelming Dislike
Based on 6 Critic Reviews
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0% Positive
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100% Negative
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There's no ignoring the aggressive stupidity and crassness behind the whole enterprise.
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User Score
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This is a washout lacking jokes or scares.
Watching the hopelessly vapid get taken out, one by one, has never been more depressing.
Acknowledging Hurricane Sandy, Jersey Shore Massacre reminds viewers that it’s hardly the worst disaster to hit the region. But it gives the Hindenburg stiff competition.
What keeps Jersey Shore Massacre lively is that this mean-spirited, aggressively stupid film constantly finds new and shocking ways to be terrible.
Production Company
JSM productions1,
Spy Global Media
Release Date Aug 22, 2014
Duration 1 h 28 m
Rating R
Tagline The Situation Just Got Deadly
