When Nick messes up Suzanne's plans for spring break, he turns the house into a makeshift resort, and promises to give the family the best vacation ever.

In this episode Kevin wants to be elected his school class president and everyone wants to help him but they end up making him blow his chances.

After Kevin watches the horror film The Sixth Sense, he starts having nightmares that disrupt Nick and Suzanne's sleep.

The entire family plays pranks on one another, to the chagrin of Suzanne. But when the family ignores Nick's choking because they think it's another prank, Nick has a near-death experience and embraces his Zen side.

When the family's morning routine devolves into fighting, Gigi suggests that they try an old sorority exercise called the Lemon Squeeze in order to turn their problems around.

When Lindsey accompanies Suzanne to work and meets an old friend of her mother's, a misunderstanding causes Lindsey to believe she may have an older brother. While Nick teaches Kevin the art of seduction

Nick retaliates after he overhears Suzanne revealing personal information to Gigi.

The spread of certain secrets could ruin two newfound romances

Although Nick and Suzanne realize that life insurance would be a good decision to protect their family, Nick has reservations about buying a policy.

Friends and extended family gather for a Thanksgiving dinner, but Suzanne forgets the turkey.

Nick hopes to hire a golden-voiced man for voice-over work; Suzanne misplaces Gigi's expensive cashmere sweater.

Romantic complications ensue when Nick helps a shy colleague improve his love life. Meanwhile, a pinkeye epidemic keeps Lindsey away from school.

Nick discovers he has high-blood pressure and looks for ways to reduce stress in his life.

Comical chaos ensues when the gang waits in line to shop at a department store on Black Friday. Here, Kevin anticipates buying a new video game, Lindsey meets a boy,

Nick meets a famous actor, who shadows Nick in preparation for a role. Meanwhile, Kevin gears up for a spelling bee.

Nick accidentally pulls up an adult website at work, offending a female colleague. Meanwhile, Suzanne waits at home for a new couch to be delivered, and Lindsey prepares for a Shakespeare test.