Gene tries to make one of his dreams a reality when he gets the opportunity to make a musical version of Die Hard at the Wagstaff Fall Festival.

Tina begins an out-of-this-world romance with a ghost that is believed to be living in the Belcher's basement.

While Bob is boycotting the holiday, Linda and the kids spend Thanksgiving at the First Annual Fischoeder Turk-tacular Turkey Town Festival. However, a wild bird attack leads to total mayhem.

Bob is in a "best burger" competition, but is at risk of losing when an important part of the burger is nowhere to be found.

At Bob's father's Christmas party, Bob and "Big Bob" rehash an old argument and try to outdo each other in the kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids compete to find the best gift for their dad.

After being pestered by the kids and a mistake by Gretchen, Linda decides to dye her hair full blonde. Meanwhile, when trying to quit the Thunder Girls Tina is asked to find a mole in the troop.

Tina gets Gene and Louise to help ensure she gets a big hall-monitor promotion.

Tina, Gene and Louise are ready to put the pedal to the metal when they join a go-kart league. Meanwhile, at the restaurant Bob and Teddy partner up to serve Teddy's home-brewed beer.

In order to become a member of the community garden, Bob must give Louise's enemy a job.

Tina and Darryl team up to win the Cupid's Couple contest; Linda plans Valentine's Day activities.

Desperate to keep Millie from becoming class president and ruining the school, Tina and Louise volunteer to help run Jimmy Junior's campaign.

The kids compete to be their Aunt Gayle's companion for the evening.

Bob and Linda head out on the town for a date - but to Linda's dismay, Bob's idea of romance proves "trivial." Meanwhile, a wild chinchilla chase ensues after the school pet that Louis was charged with watching escapes out the front door.

The kids try to escape Saturday detention so they can attend the Cotton Candy Festival.

Gene is promptly kicked out of the band he formed with Tina, Louise, Rudy, Peter, and Daryl, and proclaims he is never going to play keyboard again.

It's Linda's birthday and Bob needs more time to plan her birthday surprise. But when he sends her out of the house as a distraction, she goes missing. Mayhem ensues as the Belchers must work together to find Linda.

When a vicious storm strikes during the Belcher family's vacation at a beach house in Craggy Neck, they find themselves staying with the mysterious owner.

Bob and Louise are thrilled when they meet Hawk, the star of their favorite martial arts series, and are quick to offer help upon learning about his family troubles.

With the threat of a rent increase on Ocean Avenue, Bob and the other tenants rebel. After approaching Fischoeder, the tenants find out that they will have to compete in order to convince him to keep their rents reasonable.