Alec and Hilaria Baldwin go out of their way to be empathetic when Staci reveals she had a minor cancerous mole removed. Staci confuses their kindness as sexual interest and propositions them for a threesome.

Staci is caught being a horrible person by Juju Chang's hidden camera show. Desperate to prove she's a good person, Staci gets herself in too deep when Brooke Shields pressures her and Kelly Rutherford into a dangerous drinking game.

TV's favorite dad, Bob Saget, only wants to talk about his obsession with a Japanese collectible toy. Carrot Top convinces Todd to capitalize on an unfortunate nickname earned after an on-air flub.