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- 1991
- PG
- Universal Pictures
- 1 h 31 m
- 1991
- PG
- Universal Pictures
- 1 h 31 m
Summary A rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.
Directed By: David Kellogg
Written By: David Stenn
- 1991
- PG
- Universal Pictures
- 1 h 31 m
- 1991
- PG
- Universal Pictures
- 1 h 31 m
Cool as Ice
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Summary A rapper gets stuck in a small town and falls for a local girl whose family is in witness protection.
Directed By: David Kellogg
Written By: David Stenn
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Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 10 Critic Reviews
24
0% Positive
0 Reviews
0 Reviews
20% Mixed
2 Reviews
2 Reviews
80% Negative
8 Reviews
8 Reviews
Metascore
Generally Unfavorable
Based on 10 Critic Reviews
24
0% Positive
0 Reviews
0 Reviews
20% Mixed
2 Reviews
2 Reviews
80% Negative
8 Reviews
8 Reviews
Kellogg, though he handles the musical numbers in energetic, if unexceptional, music-video style, has trouble with some of the early dialogue scenes, reverting to hyped-up visuals to get through some of them before finally settling down. [21 Oct 1991]
All it really wants to be is a hiphop answer to one of Elvis Presley's sillier vehicles. But the movie, which was directed by David Kellogg and written by David Stenn, fails to deliver an ounce of musical energy.
A cross between an after-school special and MTV video, melding threadbare plot with colorful visuals and delivering a message, which is, basically, Vanilla Ice is cool, you know?
The script by David Stenn (21 Jump Street), which also includes a hoary subplot involving blackmail, a kidnapping and a guilty family secret, is essentially a way of tying together a collection of familiar-looking music videos that are so loosely connected to the story that they have about the same impact as commercials. [19 Oct 1991, p.C7]
Director David Kellogg tries to inject energy into the picture with speeded-up sequences and smash-bang cutting, and the art direction is bright and eye-catching. But it's just gourmet dressing on dead lettuce. The movie is unable to balance Ice's aspirations to genuine adult-level coolness in a story clearly designed to appeal to the sensibilities of pre-teenage girls, and the result is bland and often absurd. [22 Oct 1991, p.F1]
The performances, surprisingly, are not bad at all. Kristen Minter does well with what she has, as does Vanilla himself. However, it's impossible to take anything seriously--the film's dramatic premise is utterly insupportable and David Kellogg's direction renders the choices flat.
Former teen idol and sometime rap artist Vanilla Ice made his movie debut in this lightweight tale of young love that serves best as a cinematic interpretation of the photo romances much revered by pre-pubescent pinup magazines.
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Production Company
Alive Films,
Capella,
Koppelmann/Bandier-Carnegie Pictures
Release Date Oct 18, 1991
Duration 1 h 31 m
Rating PG
Tagline When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice.
Awards
Razzie Awards
• 1 Win & 7 Nominations
The Stinkers Bad Movie Awards
• 1 Nomination
