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  • 2014
  • Not Rated
  • Ryan Bruce Levey Film Distribution and PR Services
  • 1 h 28 m
  • 2014
  • Not Rated
  • Ryan Bruce Levey Film Distribution and PR Services
  • 1 h 28 m

Summary Todd Lucas is a naive songwriter from the Midwest. BJ Fairchild is a brash saxophonist from The Valley. Alone, they are pathetic losers. Together, they form the most mediocre R&B duo of the 1980s... Eternity.

Directed By: Ian Thorpe

Written By: Joey Abi-Loutfi, Eric E. Staley, Ian Thorpe

  • 2014
  • Not Rated
  • Ryan Bruce Levey Film Distribution and PR Services
  • 1 h 28 m
  • 2014
  • Not Rated
  • Ryan Bruce Levey Film Distribution and PR Services
  • 1 h 28 m

Eternity: The Movie

Metascore Generally Unfavorable Based on 5 Critic Reviews
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Summary Todd Lucas is a naive songwriter from the Midwest. BJ Fairchild is a brash saxophonist from The Valley. Alone, they are pathetic losers. Together, they form the most mediocre R&B duo of the 1980s... Eternity.

Directed By: Ian Thorpe

Written By: Joey Abi-Loutfi, Eric E. Staley, Ian Thorpe

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Metascore
Generally Unfavorable Based on 5 Critic Reviews
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40
Oct 23, 2014
Eternity: the Movie, a purposely cheesy sendup of mid-1980s pop music, offers committed performances and a few chuckles, but it's a largely one-note rendition.
By Gary Goldstein FULL REVIEW
40
Oct 16, 2014
There’s much more dead air than laughs, despite a certain anything-goes enthusiasm from the leads.
By Ben Kenigsberg FULL REVIEW
30
Oct 21, 2014
Too earnest to be satisfyingly arch and too scattered to succeed as parody, Thorpe's goofy musical comedy only manages a sporadic charm through the occasional bon mot or a madcap flight of fancy.
By Inkoo Kang FULL REVIEW
30
Oct 16, 2014
The endless parade of parodistic gags displays no semblance of wit, with the filmmakers content to perfectly ape the silliness of the era's music videos and such fashion statements as wearing a single cross earring.
By Frank Scheck FULL REVIEW
20
Oct 14, 2014
The jokes are slow and obvious, and the editor lingers over every one like a sleepy drunk over a basket of tater tots, stoically holding the shot long after any reasonable person would have concluded that a punchline had occurred.
By Chris Packham FULL REVIEW

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Production Company Sidecar Productions, Take One Studios, Tostie Productions
Release Date Oct 17, 2014
Duration 1 h 28 m
Rating Not Rated
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Tagline Eternity can't last forever.
Website http://www.theeternitymovie.com/
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Awards

San Diego Film Week
• 1 Win & 1 Nomination
San Diego Film Awards, US
• 1 Win & 1 Nomination
Cinequest San Jose Film Festival
• 1 Nomination

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