Stan Smith / Roger the Alien / Greg Corbin / Alan Greenspan / Stan Smith as Agent Stan Smith / Bill / Brian Griffin / Future Stan / Glenn Quagmire / God / Greg Corbin as Pedi / Nipple Inmate / Peter Griffin / Reporter / Roger the Alien as Tearjerker / Roger the Alien as Tearjerker & Oscar / Stewie Griffin
Steve Smith / Midget Assassin / Frat Guy / Steve Smith as S / A Wolverine / Cheesy Guy / Convention Attendee / George Kidney / Jockey with Goatee / Kid on Plane / Scott LaRose / Stepfather
Klaus / Monopoly Hobo / Pillow Hands McGraw / Tony / Rogu / Elf / Klaus as Tchochkie Schmear / A Wolverine / Billy Kloots / CIA Agent / CIA Guard / Doctor / Duper / Enormous Sea Monster / Fisherman / Kid / Kisses / M.C. / Mike / Mild-Mannered Man / Narrator / Restaurant Customer / Spencer / Stanferatu / Thank You Message / The Pope
Principal Lewis / Billy / Nameless Bum / Tank Bates / Black Dick / Black Francine / Coma Patient / Convention Attendee / Dad / David Ortiz / Ferris Wheel Guy / Harlem Globetrotter / Hegel's Associate / Homeless Man / Homosexual Giant / Improv Actor / Jamaicans / Janitor / Jerry / Ludacris / Milford / Monty / Nelson Mandela / Principal Lewis as Black Villain / Rerun / Security Guard / Steve Harvey / Sweeping Guy / TV Announcer / Ted Feedler / Toilet / Troll Sllort / Vitas
Terry Bates / Sanders / Chuck White / CIA Scientist / Cashier / Science Teacher / Additional Voices / Agent / Biology Teacher / Black Guy / Contestant / Crisp's Henchman / Dr. Heisler / Frank / Hazmat Worker / Jerry / Jesus / Jock #2 / Man in Mall / Member #2 / Michael / Mr. Madsen / Mugger / Nick / Pig Head / Professor at Rutgers / Researcher / Scoliosis Doctor / Second Worker / Security Guard / Skinny Man / Teddy / Terry / Terry Bates as Mani / The Bear Man / Ticket Guy / Tom Berenger / Valet / Various Characters / Waiter / World's Largest Candle Salesman
Jackson / Charlie / Faziz / Airplane Passenger / Announcer #2 / BBQ Guy / Black Flower Thief / Cleveland Brown / Demolisher / Guy 1 / Kid Doctor / Maitre D' / Maitre D' Green Bonneville / Michael Moore / Painter / Senator #2 / Sully Sullenberger / Taco / Transvestite
Buckle / Buckle the Mountain Man / Santa Claus / Cap'n Monty / Alan J. Pakula / Barista / Cap'n Monty as the Tour Guide / Central Virginia State Mascot / Coach Andrews / Coach Patterson / Confused Party Guy / Derek / Donnie's Dad / Drill Sergeant / Fat Guy / Future Hayley's Husband / Ghoul / Guy / Guy In Line / Guy at the Concert / Henry Calloway / Homeless Guy #3 / Janitor / Jesus H. Christ / Kevin / Leader / Man / Mr. Stashwick / Russian / Softball player #1 / Waiter
Guy / Abraham Lincoln / Al Bundy / Alejandro / Alien / Banker / Baseball Player / Biker / Bjorn / Brad / Cultist / DJ Iron Monkey's Body Guard / Dalai Lama / Dale / Dawson Family Member / Dock Worker / Doctor / Donald Sutherland / Dr. Watson / Fitzwilliam Darcy / Foam Guy / Francine's Drinking Buddy / Guerrilla Soldier / Guest #3 / Italian Man / Man / Man in Supermarket / Meaux / Muffled Guy / Neighbor / Old Man / Phil / Photographer / Robert DeNiro / Roscoe / Sanders' Double / Scott / St. Peter / Stan's New Voice / Sun / Various / Wedding Singer / Young Fireman
Reginald / Counter Man / Randy / Bob Todd / Captain Crunch / Crisp's Henchman / Fabian / Gerald / Grocer / Guy / Janitor / Jose / Kid / Man / Member #3 / Mexican / Old Man / Reggie / Town Geologist / Various Guys / Waiter
Mr. Goodwin / Angry Man / Blind Jimmy / Bouncer / Club Employee / Co-Worker / Cousin Jeffery / Deaf Teddy / Deliveryman / Dill / Doctor in Oscar Gold Movie / George Clooney / Judge / Juror / Leonard Zane / Manager / Mobster / Mudcat / Old Man / Spy / Teacher / Truck Driver / Young Father
Dr. Kalgary / Bouncer / Clint Magillicutty / Clothing Store Clerk / Doctor / Gus Derwitt / Hegel / Italian Restaurant Waiter / Old Man / Passenger / Scott / Stripper / Tony Tonington
Police Officer / Man / Officer Blatt / Zach / AJ Slick / Arboreus / Cameraman / Dan Boy / Diabetic Guy / Fishstick Customer / Janitor 2 / Mr. Aids / Policeman / Radioshack Guy / Scotty Halas / Tough Teddy
James Garfield / Co-Worker / Book on Tape / Borax Employee / Doctor / Dr. Moe Munney / Francine's Drinking Buddy / Halliburton Blue Bird / Jason Chapman / Kidnapper / Mint Worker / Schwin Shavecrotch / Train Actor / Valet / Zeppo Schnoozle
Brock / Christmas Shopper / Daniel Stern / Elijah Wood / Gilbert Gottfried / Jaramillo Henchman / Jerry Seinfeld / Junior / Man at Bar / Morgan Freeman / Paul Rudd / Robert Stack / Security Guard / Wayne Gretzky
Raymond / Diner Patron / Intellectual / News Director / Passerby / Pilot / Police Dispatch / Police Officer / Satan / Strip Club DJ / The Devil / Townsperson / Trey
DelMonaco / Car Salesman / Car Wash Owner / Chef / Chime-In Guy / Doctor / Drug Addict / Guy at Carnival / Jake / Luggage Store Employer / Philip / White Francine
Amazing Rufus / Buck / Clifford / Dennis / Lincoln (Performance Artist) / Mr. Collins / Old Man / Phil / Sherlock Holmes / The Squirrel / Townsperson / Vulture / Waiter / Working Class Brit
Craig Robinson / Blood and Plasma Doctor / Dirk Turlington / Hank Turlington / Ken Griffey Jr. / MC Avalanche / Mourner / Security Officer / Sub Hub Employee