Al Pacino / Jennifer Paterson / Mahatma Gandhi / Michael Jackson / Napoleon Bonaparte / Ozzy Osbourne / Various / 'Scream' phone voice / Ace Frehley / Andrews / Andy Dick / Antonio Banderas / Axl Rose / Billy Blanks / Billy Crystal / Bono / Brad Pitt / Brendan Fraser / Bruce Springsteen / Christian Slater / Curly Howard / Dennis Miller / Donny Osmond / Eric Roberts / Evander Holyfield / Fabio / Gene Simmons / George Lucas / Howard Cosell / Joe Namath / Joey Fatone / John Wayne / Kevin Costner / Larry Fine / Marlon Brando / Martin Scorsese / Martin Sheen / Matt Damon / Moses / Oliver Stone / Paul Hogan / Paul Reiser / Pharaoh / Ricky Martin / Robin Williams / Sean Penn / Siegfried Fischbacher / The Vampire / Tom Green / Whoopi Goldberg
Various / John Tesh / Captain Doodie / Harrison Ford / 'Weird Al' Yankovic / Additional Voices / Alfred Hitchcock / Brian Littrell / Carrot Top / Charlie Sheen / Cookie / Dana Carvey / Geraldo Rivera / Jerry Stiller / John Lennon / Ken Kenworthy / Kenneth Starr / King Ad Rock / Kirk Fosnaugh / Lance Bass / Lenny Stanton / MCA / Maintenance / Nick Carter / Paco / Richard Nixon / Rob Zombie / Roy Horn / Sid Fliggle / The Mummy / Theodore Roosevelt / Tom Morello / Vanilla Ice
Nicolas Cage / Al Gore / Ben Affleck / Bill Clinton / Bryant Gumbel / Chuck Woolery / Flip Sprinkle / George Washington / Hugh Grant / Jeff Gordan / Julius Caesar / Little Richard / Michael Douglas / Phil Collins / Robert Redford / Rodney Dangerfield / Sherlock Holmes / Sting / The Wolfman / Various / Woody Harrelson
Cousin Grimm / Genghis Khan / Steven Spielberg / Adam Sandler / Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini / Chet Zumditch / Corey Haim / Craig Kilborn / David Schwimmer / Don Johnson / Evander Holyfield / Hugh Hefner / Jean-Claude Van Damme / Joe Pesci / Matt Pinfield / Other / Various / William Shatner
Nicolas Cage / Al Gore / Ben Affleck / Bill Clinton / Bryant Gumbel / Chuck Woolery / Flip Sprinkle / George Washington / Hugh Grant / Jeff Gordan / Julius Caesar / Michael Douglas / Rodney Dangerfield / Sherlock Holmes / The Wolfman / Various / Woody Harrelson
Beni Trauma / Chris Kattan / Chris Kirkpatrick / David Arquette / Drew Carey / John Malkovich / José Eber / Mike Myers / Russell Crowe / Sam Donaldson / Stephen Baldwin / Steven Van Zandt / Tony Danza / Various
Sammo Hung / Cousin Grimm / David Hasselhoff / Elton John / Garth Brooks / Harvey Keitel / James Gandolfini / John Travolta / Larry Flynt / Penn Jillette / Robert Downey Jr. / Salem
Steven Seagal / Additional Voices / Frankie Muniz (elder) / Ray Romano / Richard Simmons / Steven Wright / The Alien / The Artist formally known as Prince / Various