Josh and Emily have to make sure a quilt is ready for Candice to present to a class project. / Emily forms a fake family with a stressed parent and a pre-teen pop star to visit open houses.

Josh's plan to teach Candice how to skateboard takes some bad turns. Later, a ham buying errand reveals a world that can't be unseen.

Bridgette and Emily are put in danger when Josh attempts to prove he's the king of pranks; Emily tries to roll with the "cool moms" at Candice's school, while Josh and Alex help Randy find his mom.

The roommates' tropical vacation is derailed by Candice's tutoring needs; when Josh attempts to finish a video game, he must confront an inner demon; Alex tries to win his students' respect.

When Emily has a pregnancy scare, Josh considers a vasectomy as Alex embraces fatherhood; Josh finally sells a video game and gets to experience how the other half lives, while birthday girl Bridgette is forced to get a real job.

While Josh and Emily try to rekindle their relationship, Alex acts as Bridgette's wingman on a horrifying double date; overwhelmed with work, Emily goes to extreme lengths to make time for Candice.

Josh realizes he doesn't connect with Alex like old times and tries to fill up the hole with a new "companion"; Meanwhile, Emily and Bridgette are having problems with their band.