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The President / Fred Floppel / Mr. President / Steven S. / Bartender / Beaver / Board Member / Chewbooboo / Commander / Dirt Townsman / Flabby the Butt / Frizzy / Girth Plotz / Gollyzilla / Grandfather / Man in Street? Soldier #1 / Maurice / Monster Vegetables / Napoleon / Odin / Paul Bunyan / Ralph the Guard / Ross Perot / Scientist #2
Baloney / Chris / Allan Fontain Bisque / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Castro type / Castro-type / Christopher / Christopher Walken / Dr. Mordough / Game Announcer / Gulliver Sloane / Hippie / Irving Thyroid / Jagger / Jakob / Jerry Seinfeld / Jim / Kale Mumphausen / Kilmer / Leonard Shelton / Locke / Sampson / Schotzie / Scientist #2 / Squeege / Tom Caljones / Wensleydale / Zalgar
Anthony Hopkins / Dean / Dodohead / Earl Wendell / Harry / Indian Man / Larry / Marv Albert / Maury Schmovitch / Nifty Bizarre / Receptionist / Regis / Roger Ebert / Wilderness Counselor
overseas production manager: Wang / overseas production manager / overseas production manager: Wang Film Production Co. Ltd / production general manager: Wang