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Everybody Wants To Be On TV Image
Metascore
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Mixed or average reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews What's this?

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2.9

Generally unfavorable reviews- based on 22 Ratings

  • Summary: Andy Green returns as producer for the second album for the British indie rock band.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 9
  2. Negative: 2 out of 9
  1. Q Magazine
    80
    Yet for all Stride's laddishness, this is a sophisticated album that never coasts or repeats itself. Making pop sound this effortless, this joyous, is no easy task. [May 2010, p.124]
  2. Their charm wears thin with each passing track, and Stride's hit-making approach becomes increasingly plain in the process. In the end, it's something of a blessing that Everybody Wants to Be on TV is over and done with in a mere 34 minutes' time.
  3. Uncut
    60
    Unfortunately, Scouting For Girls occasionally meander out of their depth. [May 2010, p.102]
  4. The musical equivalent of a puppy humping your leg. This is not a recommendation.
  5. With Everybody Wants To Be On TV, they've given those masses what they want. But there's nothing for the discerning music fan.
  6. 40 minutes' worth of observations such as, "I'm a little bit lost without you/ I'm a bloody big mess inside" and "Posh girls have good manners/ But they go like the clappers" (ye gods), accompanied by roustabout guitar, drums and keyboards.
  7. They peddle clichés about ugly ducklings and shagging that are so offensive they make a donkey braying into a bin sound like the ripe observations of a Charlie Brooker column.

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 1
  2. Mixed: 0 out of 1
  3. Negative: 1 out of 1
  1. Apr 18, 2016
    3
    Pathetic, syrupy pop rock music that ages worse than cheese quite frankly. This is not music made out of enjoyment of making music, surely?Pathetic, syrupy pop rock music that ages worse than cheese quite frankly. This is not music made out of enjoyment of making music, surely? Nothing more than desperate attempts to be heard by the airwaves. Its inoffensive nature ironically makes it very offensive. Collapse