Still Not Getting Any
by Simple Plan
  • Record Label: Lava
  • Release Date: Oct 26, 2004
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5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 131 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 69 out of 131
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 131
  3. Negative: 57 out of 131

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  1. Mellowry
    Aug 18, 2021
    4
    Boring, even worse than their debut. Decent instrumental work, but combined with whiny lyrics, not much depth or creativity, like what is the point of this record? This is probably the perfect album for teen girls to be like "Yeah, you are so right!! Oh god i love you all so much, Simple Plan!! Mom, shut the f*ck up, you can't change me and push me around!!". If your teen child isBoring, even worse than their debut. Decent instrumental work, but combined with whiny lyrics, not much depth or creativity, like what is the point of this record? This is probably the perfect album for teen girls to be like "Yeah, you are so right!! Oh god i love you all so much, Simple Plan!! Mom, shut the f*ck up, you can't change me and push me around!!". If your teen child is listening to this album, you as the parents can be aware of what will happen over the next few months until it grows out of the phase. I grew out of it as well and i can understand it must be a very tough time being the mother or father of that child.… Expand
  2. Matthewrhodes
    Oct 12, 2020
    8
    I've been going back to the past and listening to bands that I haven't listened to in a long time and I stumbled upon this album and all the memories of listening to this on repeat resurfaced. This album does not deserve the hate it got.
  3. john1803
    Mar 8, 2017
    10
    They're perfect. Best pop-punk band ever. This album is lit as hell. Definitely their best album.
    Best tracks: Welcome To My Life, Perfect World, Me Against The World.
  4. nathanbo
    Jul 14, 2015
    10
    Whenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit meWhenever I write a review I rate an album in the context of the genre. With that out of the way, I believe that this is one of the best and most influential pop punk albums out there. I'm not saying it is the greatest of all time, but it certainly land a place in the top 5% and probably my personal top 1o pop-punk list. I might have a slight bias considering Simple Plan has hit me nostalgically. People might be put off by just how clean their songs sound, but that is their style that they been manage to deliver in live performances. One may also be tired how whiny the songs are but let me remind you the album title is Still Not Getting Any. If anything this album is a warm welcome to my life. In a perfect world all albums would carry a variety of sounds and sophisticatedly explore its themes, but realistically that is not necessary to produce a hit album. Everytime I hear Simple Plan I get the same thing, but in this case it is a good thing, as if they made a crazy promise to give their loyal fans what they expect.… Expand
  5. Skydog
    Sep 4, 2013
    10
    All these 2004-2008 trolls made this album such a low rating when in reality their metal band or whatever kind of music those trolls listen to (reggae? how lame...) can't even perform their music live, UNLIKE simple plan.
    Anywhoo, this album was awesome. The songs are legendary for simple plan on this album, and actually i prefer this album to No Pads.
  6. FirePumpkins
    Jun 26, 2013
    3
    I give this a three because I like "Shut Up". The rest of the songs suck hard and sound emo-like (not that "Shut Up" is not emo-like). This is really a album, but they did make ONE good song.
  7. RudyS.
    Apr 4, 2008
    0
    Still not getting any better.
  8. TayuM.
    Apr 4, 2008
    10
    The score speaks for itself, ultimate! Perfect in every way!
  9. MatG.
    Oct 10, 2007
    10
    Awesome album and shows amazing maturity and growth from there last album.
  10. LimSH
    Sep 16, 2007
    1
    Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day older. This band is so whiny you'd wish you could reach them and burn the hell out of them! They are simply an annoying group of teenagers that MTV picked and was put together for sake of profit making. Listen to them and it'll make you a very typical tasteless teenager.… Expand
  11. IxatA.
    Aug 3, 2007
    10
    I love this album, it helped me get through a hard time in my life. Simple Plan has been an inspiration to me for years, and now, I've got a real life to show for it. Their my favorite artist, and this album is incredible. If you loved their first album, this second one is a shock, it's much darker, but it's just as good, if not better.
  12. BobR
    Jul 30, 2007
    0
    I like bands that make music. This band does not make music. Chuck Norris should round house kick them.
  13. pauld
    Jul 15, 2007
    0
    1 word for this band ....... SHIT!
  14. simpleplanroxrage
    Jun 12, 2007
    10
    SIMPLE PLAN IS THE BEST!!!! Everyone who says otherwise is gay
  15. allenw
    Mar 6, 2007
    10
    This album (though some song i could do without) is okay in my book.
  16. kylem
    Dec 24, 2006
    0
    Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old girls buy this is because the think there hot, any band that makes money off appearance is BAD. They need to grow up, once they hit puberty they can start trying to make music again but for now with songs "I'm just a kid" you'd think they need to.… Expand
  17. BobbyK
    Dec 20, 2006
    1
    For the love of everything holy, strip Simple Plan of their guitars RIGHT NOW
  18. josak
    Dec 1, 2006
    0
    I'm a nice person, but I hate this band with a fucking passion. Easily one of the worst band's I've ever listened to, right along side Nickelback. Everything from the whiny-ass vocals to the shitty guitar riffs. How can anyone stand this crap? I just don't get it.
  19. FarQueue
    Aug 28, 2006
    0
    Wannabe Emos. Need I say more. (shudders)
  20. SimonB
    Aug 26, 2006
    4
    A four, for the effort. A four because I could simply go like this: "SP SUX, DONT BUY ALBUM PLZ PLZ!" and I would consider it fair game. I do not think that people telling me they listen to SP and act special about should feel special. SP reminds emos what it is to be emo. AKA: Crying for something that you aren't getting, but could be getting, if you only stopped crying about it. A four, for the effort. A four because I could simply go like this: "SP SUX, DONT BUY ALBUM PLZ PLZ!" and I would consider it fair game. I do not think that people telling me they listen to SP and act special about should feel special. SP reminds emos what it is to be emo. AKA: Crying for something that you aren't getting, but could be getting, if you only stopped crying about it. It's an issue. The whole album is an issue. I am french, from Quebec. And I can tell you there's a fury about them in their own country. People rush to buy their albums and then feel sad because of an overly singular text. Those guys are what... 20 years old? And they still come up with texts like "Somebody save me!" or "Help me!" ... You could be asking for help at 14 years old, but at the point they are, it just doesn't fit. It's not right, it doesn't sound right. Some critics have said: all the songs sound like hits. Alright, so that's already another problem. When all the songs sound like radio-material. It's bound to not make sense and just be teen-food. Parents enjoy Simple Plan because they apparently make their children feel special. Issues that teens cry over are talked about in this less-than-brainy album. If your view on life is sad and you think "there's nowhere to hide". (LOL , MAJOR LOL)Please, do buy this album and cry in your own little corner, or invite your friends over to rant about things you have trouble comprehending. Perfect album for someone with an IQ of a simple-minded anarchist. P.S Simple Plan is Pop-Rock, not Pop-Punk. Or "Teenage crying for attention".… Expand
  21. AntonioR
    Aug 15, 2006
    1
    A very bad pop-punk band
  22. CaraC
    May 22, 2006
    10
    I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you I like simple plan. I don't care what people say because most of the people who say things like oh my god what happened to music give me a time machine!" only know about the older music beause of their parents or older sister. I don't just like them because i think they're hot, they are very good artists. they try to reach out to younger teens and no one else does. do you rememder what its like to be forgotten, no because now you think you're cool and smart. just because you get online, swear a little and say sp sucks doesn't mean we aren't gonna stop liking them. it just makes us like them more. so heres a simple plan for you. shut. up. if you're so much better than sp and us why are you taking the time out of your precious lives to write this bougas review? Yeah, you make a whole lotta sense!… Expand
  23. maxpower
    Apr 24, 2006
    0
    I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to this shit your a brainwashed 13 year old girl.. omGzorra SP are tehH RoXZor!?! ;{}. They are about as rock as a steaming dog turd freshly plopped on the slowly dying grass that is the music scene.… Expand
  24. PeterU
    Apr 5, 2006
    3
    This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. If you think this is rock....well then maybe you should go listen to something that is really rock. All 11 tracks sound oddly similar and mostly talk of the same types of angst and problems that we are oh so familiar with. If you enjoy real rock or punk, dont buy this album, let alone listen to any of simple plans music. Simple plan is a medicore punk band at best.… Expand
  25. jamesb
    Apr 2, 2006
    0
    Where's the time machine when you need it.
  26. brogank
    Mar 15, 2006
    10
    I thought simple plan are awesome..I have always been a fan of them and think thier the coolest band out there..thier not posers..thier just doing what they love so bug off you haters
  27. emmag
    Mar 2, 2006
    10
    i love sp!!!!!
  28. LoicS
    Feb 17, 2006
    4
    I believe this album was made for places in the world where people speak just enough english to vaguely understand what each song is about but not quite enough to be able to come up with criticism. When you don't understand the lyrics, this album is actually pretty good. Not at all revolutionary but audible and I might even say relaxing at times. Otherwise it just makes you want to I believe this album was made for places in the world where people speak just enough english to vaguely understand what each song is about but not quite enough to be able to come up with criticism. When you don't understand the lyrics, this album is actually pretty good. Not at all revolutionary but audible and I might even say relaxing at times. Otherwise it just makes you want to find Simple Plan and tell them to STOP COMPLAINING !!! - or to stop using horrible clichés to do so...… Expand
  29. GregD
    Feb 6, 2006
    1
    I gave them a one simply due to the fact that they got this album released somehow; otherwise it's a zero. I have a simple plan for them. Stop. Making. Music.
  30. EricaS
    Jan 6, 2006
    10
    I Love Simple Plan! This CD is awesome!!! and everyone that doesn't like them can f**k off, because they could care less what a bunch a losers and posesr think about them!!!!
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Generally favorable reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 9
  3. Negative: 0 out of 9
  1. The New York Times
    60
    Individually, the songs are catchy, but as they pile up over the length of the album, it's impossible not to wonder whether the singer's endless complaints didn't drive everyone away. [8 Nov 2004]
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  2. Rolling Stone
    60
    Despite the overwrought angst, Still Not Getting Any... is a hard-to-deny collection of bubblegum punk
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  3. Blender
    60
    Every song has hooks so polished you can see your reflection in them. [Dec 2004, p.142]
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