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This is so so crap.
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Q MagazineA far more rounded proposition than 2000's water-treading Chocolate Starfish. [Dec 2003, p.132]
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Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.
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Sorry, dude, the Results are in--and they're not good.
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With the Bizkit's usual guitar-heavy thrash still in place, songs such as "Creamer (Radio Is Dead)" and "Lonely World" get by on Linkin Park-style electronic textures, stutter-step rhythms and catchy, cathartic choruses.
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Their new stuff is at best like a minutely less-annoying Staind.
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Since the music has no melody, hooks, or energy, all attention is focused on the clown jumping up and down and screaming in front, and long before the record is over, you're left wondering, how the hell did he ever get to put this mess out?
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No, Fred, the results don't vary. The results are consistent throughout your new album--consistently crappy.
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Entertainment WeeklyThe songs without hip-hop accents or full-on rage merely seem dreary and gray or derivative of vintage alt bands. [10 Oct 2003, p.121]
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Durst's problems are ever-present - and does anybody still care?
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Alternative PressForgettable to anybody with a soul. [Jan 2004, p.103]
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