Blurt Magazine's Scores

  • Music
For 1,308 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 57% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 40% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 0.4 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 73
Highest review score: 100 Stand Up: The Elevated Edition [Box Set]
Lowest review score: 20 These People
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 7 out of 1308
1308 music reviews
    • 70 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    “Harmonic Hall” is a pseudo serious semi-Arabic sounding pointless exercise in sequencing and doesn’t aid the soporific nature of the record one iota. The rest of the record is nothing more than pieced together bits of overwrought musicality that were always present since the 90’s but never given center stage until now.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The LP’s few highlights--the thrumming “Cremated (Blown Away)” and “Bridge By A Tunnel,” the only track with a memorable chorus--can’t rescue Proper Ornaments from the ugly truth: there’s a bomb already in this Foxhole.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    No, that's why God made the CD player's "skip" and "program" buttons.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This debut from Dangerkids is ambitious only in the fact that there is so much wrong with this record.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There is little if anything redeeming about this CD.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, there’s little of anything redeeming about the music on this album.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It turns out that "Brandenburg Gate" is one of the only songs with an actual melody. The rest of Lulu is full of recycled, repetitive riffs; endless drones; more sex and violence than a slasher movie.