cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 79 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    There are songs on Nouns that seemingly defy you to listen, and not because they’re loud or crass or due-heavy on true-dat market-maneuvers and what I guess we can now safely call “aural assault”; and not because of the bad vocals, bunkered mix job, or the hundred and one other things that would make your parents, my professors or Celine Dion hate this album.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Inoffensive, largely listenable, and accessible, the album is still stunted, and so never reaches the peaks of "The Civil War," still their best and most fully formed effort.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Jim
    Ultimately, this is nothing more than workaday feel good bar music, technically well executed with the peaks and troughs in all the right places.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    Rising Down is pretty much same old same old.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    If only you didn’t spoil these tender moments that seem to make my heart want to burst out my chest by goofing around all the time.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 41 Critic Score
    The result is a series of boring romances and half-assed torch songs that drag their feet in a way that’s exhausting to listen to.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Worldwide‘s participatory highs are intense, if fleeting, and that cover would look amazing on a t-shirt.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Do It! is about as radical as Clinic seem capable of, which is to say that they finally seem smothered by the borders they’ve set for themselves.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The title Attack & Release implies the best aspects of the Black Keys’ music, all sweat and hurt and sweat and ecstasy, but the album neither gives nor takes, neither emotional nor sweaty but still clammy-handed.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    What keeps Consolers of the Lonely from being an outright shit affair is, predictably, the assembled chops of its musicians, a group never so much fussy as amicable, wide-eyed about the righteous licks and insensitive tempo shifts they solder together so tightly.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    They are a talented, enthusiastic and timely band; I feared that it’s ageist of me to suggest that their debut album isn’t great because they’re too young.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    The Odd Couple from its superior predecessor (just: the writing is a bit weaker, the arrangements sleepier, the production effects a bit thicker) and so its most glaring flaw is that it simply lacks St. Elsewhere‘s invigorated tone, following the same blueprint with cheaper components, producing off-putting retreads whose only appeal lies in their similarity to more effective tracks on Gnarls’s former effort
    • 73 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    They finally hit a hipster-heavy scene with what should have been a maverick heat-seeker of a debut and end up too tiring to interest most of the hipsters who long ago became bored of swapping their “Alice Practice” 7” on Soulseek.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    I’ll be as straightforward in my assessment of his Trouble in Dreams as I can: this is his tenth solo album of the same old shit.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Goldfrapp have shed the sex-Moroder-robot-Bolan-fuck-disco like a used condom and re-tooled themselves as a whimsical psychedelia and pastoral folk outfit for the disappointing Seventh Tree.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Let The Blind never pitches badly or throws up a truly terrible track to mack on and leaves me with the potentially duff argument that this record is really good at what it does, but what it does so exactingly reaches for breadthlessness that its under-ambition ends up under-cutting what made the songs pleasant and amenable in the first place.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 51 Critic Score
    Golden Delicious confronts, rejects, and reinterprets his own past, which simply leaves me longing for a return to it.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    There is nothing here but a band very awkwardly trying to have a good time, and that’s the kind of party you always leave early.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Fun and fresh enough on the first couple listens, it remains to be seen whether Vampire Weekend can find long-term favour with the listeners and critics so taken with them at present.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It is logically a bloated, uncomfortable, saturated throwback to no genre, time period, or movement in particular.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    White people shouldn’t try to be funky.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Really, the sad emptiness of these raps needs little explication from me.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    La Cucaracha is still a bit of a disappointment, short on memorable tunes and a bit muddier and more piecemeal than it should be.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    While it’s very good at what the Band of Horses does best--providing a soundtrack to whistful moments or memories--unlike Everything all the Time there’s nothing here to grab onto, its songs merge together, and it’s so innocuous in the band’s trademark comfort that it can pass almost undetected.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Although there are a few individual moments where those qualities round-off and transcend any qualms anybody might have about Lekman's style, that style on its own, minus a map or even the faint corners of a box, can only elicit the slow smile of admiration, not genuine, passionate interest.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Magic manages to creep into a flat din, and tact is lost to nostalgia.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The latest Dashboard Confessional album is extremely front-loaded, it should have been an EP, etc.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Sure, Banhart executes the truncated verse spectacularly, but he doesn't give his listeners enough time to love him.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    In Our Bedroom After the War is half of an above average album, which is unfortunate if only because the band's still clearly capable of gorgeous pop convulsions when they lay off the theatrics and let their rhythm section rev things up.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The album is frontloaded with its best numbers, and they seem to descend in quality as the album progresses.