Confessions On A Dance Floor
by Madonna
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8.9

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  1. EliasD
    Nov 25, 2005
    9
    Rereading some of the criticisms of this album...most seem more a dislike (or attack) of madonna vers her music this time around. This is an album of dance and yes there's silly lyrics but it's called Confessions on a Dancefloor......shouldn't that say what's she's doing....on purpose!!! I love the album except for two songs: Hung Up Amazing hook and more catchy Rereading some of the criticisms of this album...most seem more a dislike (or attack) of madonna vers her music this time around. This is an album of dance and yes there's silly lyrics but it's called Confessions on a Dancefloor......shouldn't that say what's she's doing....on purpose!!! I love the album except for two songs: Hung Up Amazing hook and more catchy after more listens and played loud in a dancefloor it's even better. Get Together Bit flat and not as many hooks and catches to it, but good song otherwise. Sorry Amazing hook and great song but by end lacks that extra level to make it a classic, but good. However, played LOUD it's better, and played in Nightclub 6am in London last weekend and club went MENTAL for it...so it will be a smash. Future Lovers Better after repeated listens....however, I've never been a fan of Mirwais's gimmicks...but the 70 influence and mood saves this. I Love New York Totally bizarre song but odd lyrics but it works somehow! Let It Will Be Not crazy about this song. Flat and uninspired but ok. Forbidden Love Interesting with touching mood. Jump LOVE LOVE LOVE the intro and mid of this song but falls a little flat by the end......just doesn't creap to the next level to make it a classic..but still good enough for a number 1. How High Good song but not great. Bit flat. Isaac Very odd song and reminds me of Secret of year's ago, and too similar to that but she's trying something different with the voices. Push HATE this song...it's like JLo rip off. Flat and goes nowhere, but has good hook and that's it. Like It Or Not The only other song I hate on this album.....if I was in a club and ended on this note I'd be furious..this is a dancefloor album and she should have ended on a high!!! Wild and crazy song...not this moody introspective song. Sorry would have been a better ending..or a song with a heavy base and loud crash of an ending.... Overall, Madonna is back and this is one of my fav albums in years....only 2 songs out of 12 which I dislike...and apparently she has a number of songs which didn't make this album..and with it's success I await Confession on a Dancefloor PART 2.… Expand
  2. LindaA
    Nov 25, 2005
    10
    All hail the Queen of Pop for the throne will be hers forever and EVER! Bloody amazing record! And cut the crap about the lyrics..you want lyrics go buy a Coldplay album or something! But while you still got this record..I dare you not to dance your ass off just listening to it! Go Madonna!!!
  3. GlennS
    Nov 24, 2005
    10
    One of Madonna's best albums in years...
  4. JB
    Nov 24, 2005
    10
    This album is so addictive... perfect.
  5. EmW
    Nov 24, 2005
    10
    If people don't like this album or Madonna for that matter then why, oh why are they wasting their time and ours by posting their views???? Get over it, Madonna rules, she can't be trash if she is NO 1 in the album and music charts RIGHT NOW!!! Just please. . .get. . .a. . .life!!!! Team Lamb can SHOVE IT!!!! Madonna is the queen of pop, always has always will be. . .FACT!!!! Bye! :)
  6. ChrisR
    Nov 23, 2005
    10
    Great dance album, might be the best mainstream pop album this year
  7. LWalter
    Nov 22, 2005
    9
    Repeated listenings reveal even greater pleasures in the lush songs. Lyrics are average, but when was dance music ever about the words? The beats are what count, and they deeply rock on this album.
  8. CraigB
    Nov 22, 2005
    9
    How can people still try to bring her down? Hasn't she proved herself by now? My God, 20-some years later and people are still trying to write her obit. Ridiculous! Just shut up, listen and shake your lame ass to her brilliant new disc, and you'll eventually admit it's fantastic. Long live the true queen of pop! Bite me Mariah!
  9. CraigS
    Nov 22, 2005
    10
    Incredibly catchy record. Yes, she didn't break any pencils writing lyrics, but who gives a rat's ass. Pop it on your Ipod, and have a great rainbow-tastic gay workout. Pump those muscles bitches!
  10. ClintM.
    Nov 22, 2005
    9
    there's not much more to add to all the great reviews ... simply stated, the album's awesome!
  11. marioj
    Nov 22, 2005
    1
    Crappy copy-paste music. Madonna discovered a PC. Get Goldfrapp, its the original.
  12. MuhammadK
    Nov 21, 2005
    10
    This album is truly an amazing dancing trip for Madonna fans. Madonna has surely proved herself and her music once again with fabulous numbers like push hung up get together forbidden love .... Madonna Rocks for real.....
  13. rayy
    Nov 21, 2005
    10
    Terribly fantastic , i couldn't drive my car withour her tunes now!
  14. SeanF
    Nov 21, 2005
    10
    Cheers to Madonna for this stunning return to the party! Almost entirely eschewing any sort of messages she storms back into the club scene with this non-stop dance tour de force! What a shame several people who either hate pop/dance music or hate Madonna feel the need to post negative comments on here, most likely without even giving the disc a listen... Maybe they should visit a few Cheers to Madonna for this stunning return to the party! Almost entirely eschewing any sort of messages she storms back into the club scene with this non-stop dance tour de force! What a shame several people who either hate pop/dance music or hate Madonna feel the need to post negative comments on here, most likely without even giving the disc a listen... Maybe they should visit a few more nightclubs and find something better to do with their free time.… Expand
  15. CoreyC
    Nov 21, 2005
    10
    11 out of the twelve songs are simply amazing to me..
  16. SeanT
    Nov 21, 2005
    0
    This is sad. It's just sad. This is an obvious, pathetic attempt for Madonna to jump onto the latest bandwagon (in this case "neo-80s" or whatever they may be calling it -- wasn't that trend about 2 years ago, anyway?). She should have learned her lesson after her laughable obligitory Bush-bashing album. Frankly, this album would be pathetic coming from anyone, but from a woman This is sad. It's just sad. This is an obvious, pathetic attempt for Madonna to jump onto the latest bandwagon (in this case "neo-80s" or whatever they may be calling it -- wasn't that trend about 2 years ago, anyway?). She should have learned her lesson after her laughable obligitory Bush-bashing album. Frankly, this album would be pathetic coming from anyone, but from a woman who's a mother multiple times, it's even more sad and depressing. It's like watching an old drunk think that young guys are hitting on her in a bar, when in fact they're making fun of her. Madonna, please quit music (and writing, and acting, and what ever other garbage you may be planning on force-feeding brainwashed MTV viewers).… Expand
  17. HarvardB
    Nov 21, 2005
    0
    Her pseudo English accent continues to remove whatever flimsy credibility she ever had as a singer. Oops, did I say she "sings"? More like whining. At least if she's making records I don't have to be assaulted by her acting.
  18. MarkA
    Nov 21, 2005
    8
    It's good. Doesn't really have enough up-beat songs but it's great anyways.
  19. BitBurn
    Nov 21, 2005
    8
    Well, for sure, it is definitely her best album she put out in years! Especially compare to the dreadful 2003 release "American Life". Still, her voice gets a bit lost in all those multi layers of techno synths and progressive beats. But mostly, the lyrics are a little cheesy if not dumb sometimes. But overall, it's great to see Madonna back to stir this boring world of pop music Well, for sure, it is definitely her best album she put out in years! Especially compare to the dreadful 2003 release "American Life". Still, her voice gets a bit lost in all those multi layers of techno synths and progressive beats. But mostly, the lyrics are a little cheesy if not dumb sometimes. But overall, it's great to see Madonna back to stir this boring world of pop music dominated by hip-hop.… Expand
  20. matp
    Nov 20, 2005
    10
    Wow is the best descriptive word for "Confessions..", Madonna takes us by the jugular and doesn't let go for an hour. In turn sweet, sexy, spiritual, but always thumping and groovy. Standout tracks are Hung Up, Sorry, Jump, How High, Isaac, Push. This woman is so rightfully tagged Queen of Pop, there's a trail of pretenders in her wake, long may she reign!
  21. RogerC
    Nov 20, 2005
    10
    Easily the best Madonna album I've ever heard. If 'Jump', 'Sorry', and 'Push' are released as singles they will surely become number 1's.
  22. GiacomoS
    Nov 20, 2005
    0
    Another derivitave attempt at reviving a moribund career from this long in the tooth bandwagon jumper, who burns through dance production "collaborators" (read: creators) the way Angelina Jolie burns through male co-stars. Perhaps old Esther should work at perfecting her English accent and recycling her Kaballah cult's ideas into kiddie books instead, because the music ain't Another derivitave attempt at reviving a moribund career from this long in the tooth bandwagon jumper, who burns through dance production "collaborators" (read: creators) the way Angelina Jolie burns through male co-stars. Perhaps old Esther should work at perfecting her English accent and recycling her Kaballah cult's ideas into kiddie books instead, because the music ain't happening. Pathetic.… Expand
  23. RimasM
    Nov 20, 2005
    10
    I trully enjoyed this album:) It's the best of Madonna to date:)
  24. DarranA
    Nov 19, 2005
    10
    All hail the queen, A massive return to form
  25. christianv
    Nov 19, 2005
    0
    well, let me tell you that her album is stupid pop, well, let me tell you that this cd has 80's mixed songs with dumb-gay lyrics, it isn't any new shit, it really sucks
  26. MatthewC
    Nov 19, 2005
    10
    Her best since Like A Prayer!
  27. KentinKentucky
    Nov 19, 2005
    9
    This is Madonna's best release since "Ray of Light". Every song is highly stylized and VERY danceable and upbeat. It's nice to have "fun" Madonna back.
  28. jackier
    Nov 19, 2005
    9
    not really a madonna fan only ever enjoyed one or two songs from each of her previous alblums, but this is really great. Possibly her best yet
  29. MatthewS
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Ignore Ray Of Light, Music and the underrated American Life. This is the return to form for Madonna we've wanted since Bedtime Stories/Like A Prayer. She successfully melds the spirit and candor of Into The Groove with sounds from the future yet, decades old as well. Take Forbiddlen Love, which slyly incorporates the backbeat to 'Holiday'. On 'I Love N.Y', She Ignore Ray Of Light, Music and the underrated American Life. This is the return to form for Madonna we've wanted since Bedtime Stories/Like A Prayer. She successfully melds the spirit and candor of Into The Groove with sounds from the future yet, decades old as well. Take Forbiddlen Love, which slyly incorporates the backbeat to 'Holiday'. On 'I Love N.Y', She sounds as happy to be in the music and in the light as she was when she launched her sound with 'Everybody' over 2 decades ago. The within COADF sound is 'every' Madonna era, rolled into all things. Yet, for all it's bravado, it works; and it works magically. Her best release in years. Screw modern Madonna, if you've wanted the spirit of old, here's your chance. Now get into the groove!… Expand
  30. AronS
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Every Song is at least good!
  31. mikej
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Naked madonna!!!lol
  32. EmilyB
    Nov 18, 2005
    9
    After playing a losing game of trend-chasing on her past two albums, Madonna has returned to her electro-fishnet roots with a tremendous tour-de-dada-disco. What can you say about an album of bubblegum fantasy and frolic in an era of pervasive darkness and misanthropic entropy, but oh JOY! and RAPTURE! This icon has paddled back from the Bering Straits of ice-capped has-beenland to a After playing a losing game of trend-chasing on her past two albums, Madonna has returned to her electro-fishnet roots with a tremendous tour-de-dada-disco. What can you say about an album of bubblegum fantasy and frolic in an era of pervasive darkness and misanthropic entropy, but oh JOY! and RAPTURE! This icon has paddled back from the Bering Straits of ice-capped has-beenland to a "What you talkin', about Willis?" confimation of iconic stature. Her beats are quick, and her voice mother-earth melodic. She has always forged ahead with abandon, keeps us wondering what she's up to, and answers our questions in a style that's sometimes mystifying, but always resolute. God bless the lady. I would have the Queen Mother knight her if I had my way. Long live the Queen of Pop!… Expand
  33. marie-eve
    Nov 18, 2005
    2
    ok what is it wih the 80's Nothing different, deja-vue. 2 much effects is like not enough. Lyrics .....;-(
  34. BrianH
    Nov 18, 2005
    0
    User comments is not a forum for guerilla marketing... get out of here people!
  35. WalterW
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Great music, she is still hot
  36. alucardthe69th
    Nov 18, 2005
    9
    Igore the hype and the professional morons out there: "Oh my god she's like, er 47, or something and she's like still breathing, how is that possible? How can someone soooo old make like music anyway? Shouldn't be allowed should it. And look at how she dresses. Does not compute, does not compute." It's Madonna people. Get over it already. Plain and simple it's a Igore the hype and the professional morons out there: "Oh my god she's like, er 47, or something and she's like still breathing, how is that possible? How can someone soooo old make like music anyway? Shouldn't be allowed should it. And look at how she dresses. Does not compute, does not compute." It's Madonna people. Get over it already. Plain and simple it's a great companion piece to "Ray of Light" and if you didn't like that album you won't like this one, so don't bother. However for anyone who likes decent, no scub that, good music - and I do - get the album right now. Is it camp? Yes. Is it loud? God yes. Is it a dance album? Definately. But I don't like dance music? Then don't buy it. But I don't like Madonna? Then don't buy it. I like Madonna, but only her 80's stuff? Who knows you might like it. Try it. I like 'real' dance music, but Madonna, come on? Oh you will like this baby, trust me. Now I'm not some obessive Madonna fan, just a fan of music. Period. And this is either the best or 2nd best album she's ever been involved in. It's also a contender for album of the year in my honest humble opinion. Personal Fav being Elbow "Leaders of the Free World". Great album. Nuff said.… Expand
  37. GiuseppeD
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Easy going and fun, I love it!
  38. josec
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Great Great ALBUM! Non Stop FUN!
  39. kika
    Nov 18, 2005
    3
    bad
  40. Mariah
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    im so glad its back to the old madonna
  41. JohnW
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    Incredible return to form! Without a single duff track, this is right up there with Like A Prayer and Ray Of Light!
  42. laislaw
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    amazing
  43. JoseS
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    great dance album
  44. ali
    Nov 18, 2005
    10
    very beautiful.
  45. Colleen
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    Amazing return to form. 80's synth pop dressed up as disco-chic, but surprisingly progressive a la MUSIC. If you loved MUSIC or RAY OF LIGHT, you will LOVE this one.
  46. StephenF
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    Amazing album, thank you Madonna.
  47. BrianA
    Nov 17, 2005
    3
    Surprised that people like it as much as they do. I think it's sort of mediocre.
  48. StigN
    Nov 17, 2005
    3
    Meh-donna. I'll be honest, I got through song six and had to turn it off. Brutal.
  49. robbt
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    best cd since ray of light
  50. GabrielC
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    Having a comment for this excellent work is unnecessary... I also love American Pie song
  51. Marc
    Nov 17, 2005
    7
    It's good, but the tempo is pretty much the same throughout...
  52. AlexisW
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    Madonna still kicks ass and looks sexy doing it.
  53. lesd
    Nov 17, 2005
    7
    hung up,brilliant fabulous pop song,obviously the strongest on the cd,the rest a little patchy for me ,a little too much euro disco pap, but over all good,but i still think that american life was better
  54. DavidC
    Nov 17, 2005
    9
    Great album, not her all time best... but a welcome change from American Life! She can definitely still give the younger wannabes a run for their money! This album is probably the closest sounding to her original style with a sure fire club & radio appeal!
  55. RobB
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    It simply rocks.
  56. DB
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    This CD is amazing. There isn't a single song you will want to skip past.
  57. BrettC
    Nov 17, 2005
    9
    Not as deep as her last few albums, but a whole lot of fun. This one wisely avoids the politics of American Life, and returns Madonna to where she belongs - the whirling dance floor. It's all catchy and goofy fun, but does seem a little safer than she ever has before.
  58. Christopher
    Nov 17, 2005
    10
    A true return to form only Madonna could pull off. A truly fantastic trance/pop/dance album that shows the pretenders how music is supposed to be made. Another benchmark has been set, one which the copycats will almost certianly fail to better.
  59. Peaches
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    Great album. Far better than the dreadful "American Life" and is far more consistent and enjoyable than "Music. Ranks up there with "Ray Of Light" as her best.
  60. andrewc
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    This is the madonna i love!!!!
  61. AlbertG
    Nov 16, 2005
    9
    The Best full collection of songs of any Madonna Album except for Ray of light. The effortless transition between songs along with the dazzleling sound make this the Album to play over and over and still fnd something new!
  62. Jen
    Nov 16, 2005
    9
    Go M
  63. gilp
    Nov 16, 2005
    8
    This is Madonna's most brilliant and best album since "Music." The best tracks are "Hung Up," "Get Together," Sorry," "I Love New York," and "Jump." It isn't as revolutionary as been documented. Madonna uses disco influences and inferences by the likes of Giorgio Moroder, The Jacksons, Kylie Minogue and The Pet Shop Boys. It's very European stylistically and futuristic This is Madonna's most brilliant and best album since "Music." The best tracks are "Hung Up," "Get Together," Sorry," "I Love New York," and "Jump." It isn't as revolutionary as been documented. Madonna uses disco influences and inferences by the likes of Giorgio Moroder, The Jacksons, Kylie Minogue and The Pet Shop Boys. It's very European stylistically and futuristic musically. The album is straight through without pause but after a while you feel as if you've stayed too long on the dance floor because the songs start to sag a bit especially following the tedious song , "Issac."… Expand
  64. CarolynH
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    I'm not a huge Madonna superfan, but this CD absolutely kicks! I can't stop playing the WHOLE CD, I have it on repeat and refuse to turn it off, I particularly like Sorry, Jump, Push, and Hung Up is the best.
  65. PeterJ
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    Brilliant
  66. ZippyZeeuit
    Nov 16, 2005
    0
    Totally uninspired album. Sounds like the lable needed an album and just threw it together in a weekend. Sounds like a long fart.
  67. Cory
    Nov 16, 2005
    9
    I'm not a huge Madonna fan, but this is great dance music. She shoudl stick to this. Fun, hooky, and hip.
  68. anjb
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    The best album yet! Much better than her last. I put it in and starting dancing in my car! Awesome album! Thank you MADONNA!
  69. Jerryb
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    an album with empowering, high energy and a fresh sound that makes me boogie, a great album for asipiring dancers who need to lose weight.
  70. Trinity
    Nov 16, 2005
    7
    Has anyone else noticed that Let it will be sounds just like Die Another Day? WTF????
  71. TommyM
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    Wow...I love Madonna. Now granted I did like American Life, but it wasnt amazing. This album is amazing. Every single song makes me want to get up and dance. Thank you Madonna for making this album!
  72. EdmondT
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    Best album. Intelligent! Her song writing talent has been unrated!
  73. GregoryG
    Nov 16, 2005
    3
    This album is a gigantic disappointment. The majority of songs are virtually unlistenable. Some of these lyrics make "Borderline" and "Lucky Star" look like Shakesperean sonnets. The tracks are not DJ-mixed, there are rather "blended" together. To much down time, too many foolish lyrics, boring melodies, lazy vocals, I almost threw the disc out the window of my car after my first listen This album is a gigantic disappointment. The majority of songs are virtually unlistenable. Some of these lyrics make "Borderline" and "Lucky Star" look like Shakesperean sonnets. The tracks are not DJ-mixed, there are rather "blended" together. To much down time, too many foolish lyrics, boring melodies, lazy vocals, I almost threw the disc out the window of my car after my first listen and I've been a Madonna fan since 1983. Go listen to "Ray of Light" again instead.… Expand
  74. LeonardoF
    Nov 16, 2005
    3
    i love madonna but i don't like this album. generic inexpressive and faceless music.
  75. RobertT
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    utter brilliance! cant fault it in any way. to the negative comments...why is the music never spoke about. it seems people only want to trash the woman no matter what and ignore the actual work. either that or its a dumb statement that reveals that the person doesnt like pop/dance music anyway, so why bother saying anything? get a life
  76. DaveH
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    This is Madonna's "Thriller" It is nearly perfect and absolutely captures the mood of the country..Dammit! Lets Dance!
  77. GK
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    A brilliant comeback after the disappointing "American Life". Thumping, driving club beats infused with emotional lyrics....I can't stop playing this album!
  78. Migueld
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    She's back and better than ever. I dare you to not be amazed by this album.
  79. JedR
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    This is Madonna's best album since "Ray of Light". All these are catchy and are easy to dance to. The queen is back in a big way!!!
  80. skinnyjax
    Nov 16, 2005
    10
    best madonna album in a long, long time... nice retro dance feeling to it. some songs are very 'basic' but album is effective... go get it!
  81. Dean
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Fantastic album! It's sexy, musically tight, thought provoking, and full of creative energy. It is one of Madonna's finest.
  82. ChrisL
    Nov 15, 2005
    9
    Pure dance odesssey!! Standout tracks include Hung Up, Sorry, Jump and Forbidden Love.
  83. LeanneF
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    An Amazing Album! Even better than Gwen's Love.Angel.Music.Baby--this has the consistency and the commitment that the LAMB album lacks--the Queen Madge reclaims her throne!
  84. Steve
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Throw it in your CD player and get ready to dance! Amazing piece of genius from our long standing Queen of Pop.
  85. DenysL
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Madonna's experimentation with future disco is a total success. "Hung Up," "Sorry," "Jump," "Let It Will Be," and "I Love New York" are simply amazing songs.
  86. MichaelP
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    She has such a deep understanding of dance music and dance culture. this album makes me giddy with excitment. I cannot wait to hear it on a dance floor!!
  87. Matt
    Nov 15, 2005
    9
    Her most non-stop and party-influenced album yet! And it still maintains some good lyrics, so you don't have to feel guilty while you dance.
  88. [Anonymous]
    Nov 15, 2005
    0
    if there was negative score I would score - the biggest number ever. She should not be allowed to make another album after her deathworthy verison of American Pie.
  89. DeeH
    Nov 15, 2005
    9
    Great Album - Madonna is amazing. "Jump" is going to be a huge hit, especially with her die-hard fans - I hope it's the next single!!!!
  90. DeeDeeMcGee
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Her best in years!! If you like dance/pop music you have to run out and get this now! What a complete treat this is for the ears. What are you waiting for? Go now and get your copy today!!!
  91. DonGiancola
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Pure fun! Great album. I am experiencing the same excitement I had for Like A Prayer, Erotica, Bedtime Stories, Ray of Light, etc. Once again, I am having a Madonna moment.
  92. BrettR
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    One of her best albums of all-time; combines the energy of Music, the sensibility of Ray of Light, and the expression of Like a Prayer.
  93. JohnM
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Pure.Bliss.
  94. JasenMaciey
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    A true return to form!
  95. julianmartin
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    Madonna outdid herself with this album. She is a genius in re-creating and transforming music and candy coat it to the world. Confessions is by far a solid intelligent album. Move away Mariah and JLo, this girl is all you need to dance and get your senses go wild.
  96. CD
    Nov 15, 2005
    7
    I was very excited by the idea of a continuous dance mix. Hand it to her to do a dance album when dance is at a low in popularity. As a whole it's pretty good, especially Get Together and Isaac, which surprisingly works. But there are stinkers, especially I Love New York, for instance, the lyrics are so insultingly dumb (and if there's irony there, i don't hear it) that it I was very excited by the idea of a continuous dance mix. Hand it to her to do a dance album when dance is at a low in popularity. As a whole it's pretty good, especially Get Together and Isaac, which surprisingly works. But there are stinkers, especially I Love New York, for instance, the lyrics are so insultingly dumb (and if there's irony there, i don't hear it) that it almost ruins the flow. It's not even funny to rhyme sad and glad and mad. It's just lame. I still prefer American Life... hehe.… Expand
  97. MattM
    Nov 15, 2005
    7
    Neither perfect nor the best album of Madonna's career, as many have claimed, the good news is "Confessions on a Dance Floor" is not as bad as I had feared, but that does not make it as good as I had hoped. It is what it is: a classy, occasionally exhilarating but frequently frustrating dance record from the reigning Queen of Pop. Producer Stuart Price's arrangements are quite Neither perfect nor the best album of Madonna's career, as many have claimed, the good news is "Confessions on a Dance Floor" is not as bad as I had feared, but that does not make it as good as I had hoped. It is what it is: a classy, occasionally exhilarating but frequently frustrating dance record from the reigning Queen of Pop. Producer Stuart Price's arrangements are quite good, but there is nothing particularly interesting about the music itself, save for the enthralling first single, "Hung Up". Madonna's vocals often get buried in the production, and the songs too often sound like convoluted remixes. The lyrics are generic at best ("Get Together", "Sorry", "Like It or Not") and downright inane at worst (the insipid "I Love New York"). While I sound like I am bashing the record, "Confessions" is more rewarding than I seem to be giving it credit for: the aforementioned "Hung Up", the pulsating "Future Lovers", the gorgeous "Forbidden Love", the introspective "How High", and the stunning "Push" are all standouts. It's a shame to compare (a critical faux pas I usually like to avoid), but perhaps "Confessions on a Dance Floor" is somewhat disappointing because I know Madonna has released better material in the past. I don't hate the album as it may seem; I rather think I enjoy it quite a bit. But I can't imagine it will ever get as much spin time as "Ray of Light" or "Music".… Expand
  98. DanielOstrometsky
    Nov 15, 2005
    9
    Madonna can still move a crowd.
  99. BrandonSmith
    Nov 15, 2005
    8
    Fantastic album. Check out the review by Slate Magazine above. I think it describes this album very well.
  100. georgem
    Nov 15, 2005
    10
    madonna is back!!!!!!
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Awards & Rankings

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#90 Best Album of 2005
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#3 Most Discussed Album of 2005
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#3 Most Shared Album of 2005

Critic Reviews

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Metascore
80

Generally favorable reviews - based on 28 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 26 out of 28
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 28
  3. Negative: 0 out of 28
  1. Slant Magazine
    80
    One of the few pop singers whose albums are best appreciated in their entirety and not lopped off into "hit singles," Madonna... has succeeded at creating a dance-pop odyssey with an emotional, if not necessarily narrative, arc.
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  2. The Guardian
    80
    It may be a return to core values, but there's still a bravery about Confessions on a Dancefloor. It revels in the delights of wilfully plastic dance pop in an era when lesser dance-pop artists - from Rachel Stevens to Price's protege Juliet - are having a desperately thin time of it.
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  3. Los Angeles Times
    75
    Disco with a vengeance, a whomping, unapologetically airheaded engine of stroboscopic beats and succulent textures that exhumes dance music's time-honored values of celebration and affirmation. [13 Nov 2005]
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