Hefty Fine
by Bloodhound Gang
  • Record Label: Geffen
  • Release Date: Sep 27, 2005
User Score
6.4

Generally favorable reviews- based on 139 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 86 out of 139
  2. Mixed: 13 out of 139
  3. Negative: 40 out of 139

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  1. johncolosium
    Jun 2, 2017
    7
    I think this album is fine. It's not a masterpiece, but it's still better than lots of mainstream pop music nowadays. The critics were too strict, this album should be about 50 on Metacritic
  2. Infrnlmajsty
    Dec 29, 2015
    9
    Hefty Fine is an all around excellent album, mixing rock, pop, techno, in incrfedible fashion. Jimmy Pops lyrics are always grimy it's apart of the appeal. Short albeit great!
  3. nathanbo
    May 31, 2015
    0
    This album starts by stating that "Eminem has to cuss to sell records". According to Hefty Fine hard work and talent have nothing to do with success. Let that set the tone for this album and this review. There are fans of Bloodhound Gang out there, but to put it bluntly you have to be a hardcore fan to enjoy this. To start with lyrically the band is trying to make sure that the EnglishThis album starts by stating that "Eminem has to cuss to sell records". According to Hefty Fine hard work and talent have nothing to do with success. Let that set the tone for this album and this review. There are fans of Bloodhound Gang out there, but to put it bluntly you have to be a hardcore fan to enjoy this. To start with lyrically the band is trying to make sure that the English language collapses at the feet of every other form of communication used musically. The music itself is WORSE than the lyrics. There is nothing appealing to the ear with this electronic alt rock mix. The best songs come across as sloppy and uninspired tracks from Blink-182 rip-offs. I can describe the entire album in one word: gratuitous. As in unnecessary, unwanted, unjustified and redundant. Comedically Jimmy Pop is on the same degree as Pauly Shore. Bloodhound Gang are revolutionists trying to expand the possibilities of how one can be unfunny. If you see someone trying to buy this album the least you could do is try to convince them otherwise. It is 40 minutes they will never have again. There is almost something diabolical in how they make their sound so mundane. No hard feelings to Bloodhound Gang fans, but one should be given a hefty fine if one finds their music funny.… Expand
  4. PyongyangMayor
    Aug 18, 2014
    3
    This album is easily their worst. HFB & OFBC were pretty damn good, but this album just sucks. This album saw them go into a more, European electronic-like direction, with their same lyrics. Eh, not my cup of tea. If you want a good BHG album, go buy either their greatest hits or One Fierce Beer Coaster.
  5. sakuranebula
    Aug 30, 2013
    10
    This album is different from the others, but I like the direction they're going in. Obviously Jimmy Pop is being more influenced from the techno/electronic scene in Europe and given he's always been a Depeche Mode fan, we should've seen this coming. Love all their songs and albums, but this one is one of my favorites. They are by far the laziest band in the world. Hooray for GroupiesThis album is different from the others, but I like the direction they're going in. Obviously Jimmy Pop is being more influenced from the techno/electronic scene in Europe and given he's always been a Depeche Mode fan, we should've seen this coming. Love all their songs and albums, but this one is one of my favorites. They are by far the laziest band in the world. Hooray for Groupies probably won't be out for another 5 years and it'll be another 10 before we see a new album lol. But true BHG fans will wait it out. The lyrics are genius and hilarious, the music is great and for those that think it sucks, obviously you don't have a sense of humor.… Expand
  6. Blackadder
    Sep 16, 2010
    8
    An album nearly forgotten. Released in 2005 by the Bloodhound Gang a band that made a big impact with their hit songs: The Bad Touch, Uhm Tiss Uhm Tiss and Fire Water Burn. This is an alto-rock-punk band that like to fill their lyrics with silly jokes and play with words. It's basically a bit childish, but guess what? They did it right this time. A short review:

    Strictly for the    An album nearly forgotten. Released in 2005 by the Bloodhound Gang a band that made a big impact with their hit songs: The Bad Touch, Uhm Tiss Uhm Tiss and Fire Water Burn. This is an alto-rock-punk band that like to fill their lyrics with silly jokes and play with words. It's basically a bit childish, but guess what? They did it right this time. A short review:

    Strictly for the Tardcore:
    A joke about Eminem and Will Smith, and laughing with Jimmy Pop. Descent, but should've been placed later in the album. "That don't rhyme"
    3/5

    Balls Out:
    What a great way to open an album. Great pacing and -wicked sick- but simple powerchord riffs. Cool intro and funny speed-building bridges. Great for bashing peoples faces in at metal concerts or a chillout at the pool. "This dick don't hit the bottom but i **** the sides up."
    5/5

    Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo:
    A great single by the bloodhound gang. The Whole song is basically trying to say F-ck in many, and sometimes humorous ways. Great song with a soft 15 note rythym and a simple powerchord chorus. "In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though."
    5/5

    I'm the least you can do:
    Great song. If you get the funny lyrics you might even get a big laugh out of this. Simple eurotrance beat on the background but Lupus Thunder's beats will kick in and give a great chorus. The combination of music and lyrics make this song really worthy listening to.
    "I'm the least you could do, If only life was as easy as you."
    4/5

    Farting with the walkman on:
    Really dissapointing song. Rather boring music and not so-funny lyrics. The guitar kicks in on the right moment but it doesn't save the day. They can do better than this.
    "You might as well be farting with the walkman on"
    2/5

    Diarrhea runs in the family:
    Pretty amusing break from the tracks.
    4/5

    Ralph Wiggum:
    Best song of the album. Period. The whole song is even more special for those Americans and other folks that used to watch the Enlgish version of the Simpsons. The lyrics are Ralph Wiggum, the song is by Jimmy Pop. Great Combination. Cool break after the chorus and a really funny part with the reversed singing. "Ivan eht nioj"
    5/5

    Something Diabolical:
    Might remind you of 'Boom' or maybe 'Mope' only very dark horror-ish. Kinda cool if you can understand the lyrics. Not the usual Gang though, but it's great to know they can do this too. Jimmy Pop and his DJ perform.
    4/5

    Pennsylvania:
    The Gang tried to make a Anthem for the american state Pennsylvania. It didn't work out with the government, however it works really good as a song. With one of the best chorusses the Gang has delivered in years. Palm muted power chords make the build up and get loud when the song speeds up. Might be a bit difficult if you're not from the USA. "You are the heart dotted "i" in the word apologise"
    5/5

    Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss:
    This might be the song that got you into the Bloodhound Gang. For me, it wasn't. Although this is one of their hits, I find this one of their lesser songs. They should have Lupus Thunder kick in some crazy guitar riff to make it a little less bland.
    2/5

    Jackass:
    Really fun fast paced songs with a great amount of amusing lyrics. Slow chorus, but still really great. This would be used as the soundtrack for the original Jackass series, because of connections with Bam Margera, but another song was chosen.

    "If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his Jeep Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut Used a bowl for that too but "
    4/5

    No Hard Feelings Hefty Fine: Pretty funny song of about Jimmy Pop singing about his girlfriend. Crazy techno riff on the background in between lyrics, and followed up by a cool 4 power chord piece. Lots of alternative breaks and such and lots of fun when you listen to it with attention. After a 4 minute wait after the song you get BamBam Margera saying 'Hidden Track Sh-t Dicks Out' Not really worth the wait, but hey, It's Bam Margera! Great way to end an album. "I've i wanted to be repeatedly sh-t on i'll go make Dutch porn." 4/5 Overall 8.2 /10, can't wait till their next album.    … Expand
  7. joe
    Oct 9, 2009
    4
    There are two decent songs on the whole thing and the rest are pretty drab. I honestly don't think they are as bad as people say, there is just a lot of haters and it is a band which is held to a higher standard (a standard many assume it will not meet). Sadly though, most of the songs were fairly awful, but the two I liked were enough to give it a 4.
  8. JohnP
    Mar 30, 2009
    10
    Bloodhound gang rule. Nearly every song kicks ass. Still listing to it nearly 3 years on and it still rules.
  9. JohnF.
    Feb 7, 2009
    5
    Hefty Fine stands as a great disappointment. Although it features great songs and genius lyrics, there are only nine songs on it. Especially when the Bloodhound Gang announced that they had 4-5 songs which could have been recorded on to the album.
  10. Kev
    Dec 22, 2008
    10
    C'mon, man... Second-worst ever? I think not. It clearly isn't Bloodhound Gang's best work, but it's not the second-worst ever. How about all of those Idol rejects (and even the winners) who've released albums. Almost by definition, those albums are worse than this one. I gave it a 10 as a neutralizer. I think it's actually about a 6.5 or 7. I can think of a C'mon, man... Second-worst ever? I think not. It clearly isn't Bloodhound Gang's best work, but it's not the second-worst ever. How about all of those Idol rejects (and even the winners) who've released albums. Almost by definition, those albums are worse than this one. I gave it a 10 as a neutralizer. I think it's actually about a 6.5 or 7. I can think of a whole lot of pop artists who've released albums.… Expand
  11. NickH
    Dec 2, 2008
    7
    I find it brilliant how the majority of votes on this cd seem to be either 10 or 0 with a few inbetweens, it to me shows pure bias on both sides of the spectrum..... anywho, it's not a great album but it's got some good ideas and sounds, standard bhg humour and it just sounds good, sure technically not the best music but i prefer what i enjoy rather than what is perfect or I find it brilliant how the majority of votes on this cd seem to be either 10 or 0 with a few inbetweens, it to me shows pure bias on both sides of the spectrum..... anywho, it's not a great album but it's got some good ideas and sounds, standard bhg humour and it just sounds good, sure technically not the best music but i prefer what i enjoy rather than what is perfect or brilliant musically.… Expand
  12. Scott
    Sep 13, 2008
    10
    Surprisingly catchy, and has lasted the test of time. Still finds itself listened to quite a lot.
  13. UlrikG
    Sep 13, 2008
    7
    It's kinda funny but at the same time really stupid. I mean, the drums are out of this world (in a bad way). How can someone produce drums THAT bad... And what's up with all the skids? It would be funny i we had some visuals to go along, but actually listening to a man shitting is a bit to weird. But it pretty much describes the overall level of quality you get on this record. It's kinda funny but at the same time really stupid. I mean, the drums are out of this world (in a bad way). How can someone produce drums THAT bad... And what's up with all the skids? It would be funny i we had some visuals to go along, but actually listening to a man shitting is a bit to weird. But it pretty much describes the overall level of quality you get on this record. It's shit, but kinda funny - especially the simpsons song. But the production... there is no production! It's like if it was made in Garage Band or Ejay.… Expand
  14. JasonZ.
    Jun 2, 2008
    9
    Totally different from their usual stuff, but this album has a very unique touch to it, it's very creative and catchy, also makes me laugh, my favorite Bloodhound Gang cd, in my opinion, deserves many more good reviews.
  15. HectorR.
    Apr 13, 2008
    8
    Sure its not going to challenge your belief systems, but tt's not that bad. Lots of catchy stupid songs with at least one or two solid earworms.
  16. EinarJ.
    Mar 24, 2008
    4
    Crude, Typical and Annoyingly Immature. Yet, they were quite fun live. Some Catchy Songs, That's It.
  17. Audiophile8369
    Feb 11, 2008
    9
    This has got to be one of the worst albums I own (musically). But, it has to be said definitely, one of the most entertaining albums I own. The more I listen to this album the more annoyed I get because I know that they aren't great musicians, but it's like watching a real gruesome nature program where an antelope is getting massacred alive by a pack of wild dogs you really This has got to be one of the worst albums I own (musically). But, it has to be said definitely, one of the most entertaining albums I own. The more I listen to this album the more annoyed I get because I know that they aren't great musicians, but it's like watching a real gruesome nature program where an antelope is getting massacred alive by a pack of wild dogs you really shouldn't watch but you just have to, the same goes for this album, its so ridiculous its good, damn there i go again... Farting With A Walkman On.… Expand
  18. ShawnC.
    Jan 26, 2008
    10
    I will be a fan of BHG until the day either of us are no more. This album is in my heavy regular rotation
  19. JohnsonN.
    Dec 30, 2007
    6
    It's not that it's bad, it's just not very good. As is Bloodhound Gang.
  20. dAnA
    Oct 8, 2007
    9
    I dont see how you can slate this album? id rather listen to something funny then the same old music produced by these indie bands! its something different to the norm! and thats bad?
  21. ChrisR.
    Oct 6, 2007
    0
    Dude, who actually rates this album? It's like doing a review for a Weird Al album. Got to say, Foxtrot made me laugh pretty hard when I saw that video. Anyone who drives a Oscar Mayer Weinermobile into a tunnel while singing about fucking has a pretty good sense of humor if you ask me.
  22. CF
    Aug 6, 2007
    8
    "Hefty Fine" is bloodhound gangs new album in 6 years. Some of the songs will be good to you if you are a long time fan (such as i), if not, then this album will certainly turn you off to them.
  23. DoucheBag
    Jul 15, 2007
    5
    First of all not heard album Reply to Johnny B who 1) wants less biased critics i.e biased towards what he likes. 2) admits about this album "this might not be their best album" and voted it as a 10 so therefore other albums must score 11 plus, Rock and roll Spinal Tap -
  24. NeilB.
    Jul 5, 2007
    10
    Jimmy Pop is a genius... Pennsylvania best song i've heard this year ... Maybe only 9 songs but worth every cent ...
  25. brads
    Jun 18, 2007
    9
    i don't think this album is worthy of such low reviews, as somebody said it's not their best album, but i wouldn't rank it too far behind hooray for boobies or one fierce beer coaster. it's got some really amazing techno beats and some of the lyrics are catchy and witty. i've seen worse albums rated much higher, you reveiwers just have some sticks up your asses or i don't think this album is worthy of such low reviews, as somebody said it's not their best album, but i wouldn't rank it too far behind hooray for boobies or one fierce beer coaster. it's got some really amazing techno beats and some of the lyrics are catchy and witty. i've seen worse albums rated much higher, you reveiwers just have some sticks up your asses or something.… Expand
  26. PrometheusF
    Jun 17, 2007
    1
    Its just so painful when a band releases a CD like this. I'd wish they'd taken an extra 5 years coming up with a better album! The only song that seems to come close to any former glory would be Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss but even that seems to fall flat. A sugestion for anyone thinking of buying this; don't.
  27. GeorgeG.
    Jun 14, 2007
    10
    How can you hate this album? I seriously love it, especially, i'm the least you could do and ralph wiggum
  28. PeNis
    Jun 10, 2007
    10
    LOL genius
  29. bloodhoundgangareshit
    Jun 7, 2007
    0
    If you like the Bloodhound Gang then you are as thick as pig shit. That's not a pejorative insult...it's true
  30. JohnnyB
    May 10, 2007
    10
    Maybe better critics are needed for this site, not biased ones, because from what they said they seemed pretty biased to this type of music. Anyway, this might not be their best album, but they had some good songs, like Pennsylvania. I don't like the fact that this band is starting to sound more techno-ish though, I liked their older songs where they just put in some sounds, etc but Maybe better critics are needed for this site, not biased ones, because from what they said they seemed pretty biased to this type of music. Anyway, this might not be their best album, but they had some good songs, like Pennsylvania. I don't like the fact that this band is starting to sound more techno-ish though, I liked their older songs where they just put in some sounds, etc but songs like uhntiss i didn't like that much.… Expand
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Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 6 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 0 out of 6
  2. Mixed: 2 out of 6
  3. Negative: 4 out of 6
  1. AllMusic
    50
    Hefty Fine finds the Bloodhound Gang in a Catch-22 -- they've never wanted to be anything other than a dumb, silly hard rock band, but their shtick is getting tired, yet they're trapped by the confines of what they want to be.
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  2. Billboard
    10
    No, kids, it's not that scatological jokes aren't funny, just that these scatological jokes aren't funny.
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  3. Blender
    30
    The nu-metal and new wave sendups are too conventional to work as either comedy or music--and the nonstop woman-bashing becomes repugnant fast. [Nov 2005, p.131]
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