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5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 199 Ratings

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  1. izata
    Oct 30, 2006
    9
    all of the critics that gave this album less than 8 gave so bcuz it's paris! they dont care if this album rocks or not, they juz want to giv it as low as possible 4 d simple reason dt the singer is ms. hilton. people are being unfair wit her nowadays n as a big fan i felt extremely sorry 4 her. every track is a magical work, except HEARTBEAT. it's ballad n not exciting as the all of the critics that gave this album less than 8 gave so bcuz it's paris! they dont care if this album rocks or not, they juz want to giv it as low as possible 4 d simple reason dt the singer is ms. hilton. people are being unfair wit her nowadays n as a big fan i felt extremely sorry 4 her. every track is a magical work, except HEARTBEAT. it's ballad n not exciting as the other pop songs in here are.. TURN IT Up, StARS ARE BLIND, NOTHING IN THIS WORLD, SCREWED are the highlights here... dont listen to d critics, go ahead n follow ur intuition n buy this wonderful album! Expand
  2. DericMC
    Aug 30, 2006
    9
    Surprisingly good. I never expected it at all.. Wow. However, the amount of negative publicity it's receiving is very unfair. Don't hate the album just because it's Paris Hilton. This album is even more entertaining than Beyonce's latest album. Who would have thought Paris can do this? I highly recommend Jealousy, it's amazing.
  3. marcelv
    Sep 30, 2006
    1
    never heard something so bad before in my life. There is no musical soul in it and this lady has no feeling for music.
  4. LealaniM
    Nov 6, 2006
    10
    I love it!! it's a fun poppy load of poppiness and i do enjoy that...most of the time.
  5. TripperR
    Aug 23, 2006
    9
    It's actually pretty damn good. I listened to the whole thing today, and it's actually pretty damn good.
  6. Eleanor
    Aug 24, 2006
    9
    This album is okay for me.I love this album,It's not bad!
  7. nadiaho
    Aug 25, 2006
    10
    Fantastic!!!
  8. AndyH
    Aug 28, 2006
    10
    This is a great pop record, another Scott Storch classic. Forget the anti-Paris criticism, it's totally unjustified. This album delivers in spades. And if you don't believe me, head over to the respected AMG music site, they love it.
  9. AnonymousMC
    Sep 2, 2006
    10
    love this album! u may hate paris but u can't hate good pop music
  10. PietJ
    Sep 30, 2006
    10
    Quite the production . .
  11. GabrielC.
    Sep 3, 2006
    9
    Plain and simple its a great pop record. And AMG gave it a very honest straightforward review. Its production and tightness and Paris' half way pleasent sounding voice just make a great record.
  12. EdwardH
    Aug 28, 2007
    10
    She rox y'all fell in luv wit "Stars are Blind" and all her songs are sooo like awesome and rad Paris is so freekin' awesome wit her album 4 reel. and production by Scott Storch super beat maker and producer is another awesome point bout diz totally rad ass album. You Rule P 4 Lyfe!
  13. Sarkes
    Oct 23, 2006
    10
    I love this CD, it's got great pop songs, EXCELLENT DEBUT!! = )-
  14. Aik
    Dec 3, 2006
    9
    I think her album turn out to be better than what most people thought... I like her album... Kinda cool pop songs
  15. NathanK
    Aug 24, 2006
    10
    Brilliant!
  16. josh
    Sep 22, 2006
    9
    omg, you're all crazy, this album is SO good. just try not to think about how it's paris hilton. if it weren't freakin paris, no one would be so mean about it. it really is fun to listen to, (except for fightin over me, that song is atrocious). and if you've never even heard the album, ust crawl into a hole, you're an idiot
  17. DavidC
    Nov 5, 2006
    9
    One of the best pop album released in a long time. Full of inspired, original and melodic dancing beats. Obviously there's a lot of haters out there.
  18. RossH
    Sep 17, 2006
    10
    this album is terrific.
  19. andresh
    Apr 28, 2007
    10
    Excellent album all the songs are catchy really easy to hear very enjoyable
  20. Sep 21, 2010
    10
    Fantastic album. I don't understnad how people can criticize this album. The songs are awesome and the tunes are just great and the remake of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" s one of the best on the album Key Tracks: "Stars are Blind" "Turn It UP" "Do Ya Think I"m Sexy"
  21. Feb 9, 2012
    10
    If Britney Spears or Rihanna sang "Stars Are Blind", the song would've been a worldwide #1. Hilton's is a great pop record and I'm looking forward to her new music, I think she's getting judged too much for her social condition, but she's really good.
  22. DouglasH
    Oct 1, 2006
    10
    Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - musician/philosopher. Who would have thought? Expand
  23. JavierD.
    Oct 4, 2007
    8
    I think that more of the 90% who is scoring this album with less than 4 doesn0t even listened the Cd, They are only scoring with bad grades because of their hate to Paris but the true is that this Cd is really good , maybe her voice is not great but the melodies are really good and happy . To bad that some people don't give a chance to her album.
  24. Dr.FuckA.Chuck
    Aug 26, 2006
    0
    If you like this album, you need to understand that you have bad taste, to the extent of which you are not going to be taken seriously as an adult (assuming you actually are an adult). Tolsty once wrote that art, like food, must contain two things for it to have quality. One is content and/or meaning (also called "heart and soul"), or the nutritional value in food. The other is that it If you like this album, you need to understand that you have bad taste, to the extent of which you are not going to be taken seriously as an adult (assuming you actually are an adult). Tolsty once wrote that art, like food, must contain two things for it to have quality. One is content and/or meaning (also called "heart and soul"), or the nutritional value in food. The other is that it must be contain some kind of pleasure and/or satisfaction in experiencing it. For example, we can all agree that a t-bone steak cooked by a master chef is superior in quality than a big mac cooked by a high school drop-out. It really puts everything into perspective. Not only is the t-bone steak more nutritious, being lower in fat and devoid of refined carbohydrates, but eating it will surely give more pleasure and satisfaction. If you think this album is "good," it's like saying a big mac is "good." You simply have bad taste, or are a child (both literally and figuratively) that does not really understand what "quality" is. But we need Paris around. Really, we do. She is the bottom of the barrel, the lowest of the low, the worst of the worst. We need her there so that at the other end of the spectrum we can have Beetoven, The Rolling Stones, Johnny Cash, etc. I am convinced that the only reason serious critics gave this album good or even medicore review comes down to one thing: PAYOOOOOOLA! Gettin' sold out to the big wigs to write lies. It's simple people: big macs and Paris Hilton suck. Saying anything different is just settling for much, much, MUCH less. Expand
  25. BeyonceFan
    Apr 1, 2007
    0
    Absolutely effing dreadful! This girl sings like a cat screwing! Not to mention her dog-shit-look... If that is her goal to look ugly and disgusting and to sing like she's a prostitude then well done, Paris Hilton! I would rather eat a pile of dung than to kiss Paris on the cheek.
  26. Spartan234
    Sep 5, 2006
    5
    I don't like Paris Hilton, but at least her music was much better than I expected. Still, she just isn't that great.
  27. SeanP.
    Dec 15, 2007
    0
    Why would any merciful god allow such trash to exist? With so many great artists and bands out there why waste your money on music that has no soul or emotion The musical equivalent of nothing, because that's what's at the heart of this piece of crap excuse for music.
  28. ValarieD
    Mar 1, 2007
    4
    Paris Hilton Not So Hot Paris Hilton the singer. Who would have thought? Could it be possible that this celebrity known for her wild partying and blonde moments would find success in the music industry? The answer is a plain and simple no. With the exception of a few captivating, pensive songs, her debut album, titled Paris is nothing more than a vacant cry for more attention. For the Paris Hilton Not So Hot Paris Hilton the singer. Who would have thought? Could it be possible that this celebrity known for her wild partying and blonde moments would find success in the music industry? The answer is a plain and simple no. With the exception of a few captivating, pensive songs, her debut album, titled Paris is nothing more than a vacant cry for more attention. For the most part the album is full of repulsive lyrics about being hot and sexy. Paris refers to herself as being sexy more times than I could count. Phrases like Expand
  29. EmilioO.
    Mar 18, 2008
    0
    How can it be a good album if it has no emotions? Real music comes from the heart.
  30. VictorB.
    Dec 9, 2007
    1
    Being catch is not a bad thing for songs, but there's just a few songs which you could really listen and probably like it cause they're ''cool''...Paris got to improve.
Metascore
57

Mixed or average reviews - based on 17 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 17
  2. Negative: 4 out of 17
  1. Like a silly holiday cocktail with umbrellas and sparklers, there is much to enjoy about Paris Hilton, albeit for one mad Med fortnight only.
  2. What's most surprising about Paris's album is that it's really not all that bad; released by any other, ahem, artist, it would likely earn better notices than recent albums by the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, or Ashlee Simpson--not that that's really saying much.
  3. She sings like a woman who has heard of something called singing, can't be sure of exactly what it might entail, but is fairly certain you do something a bit like this. She sounds both distracted and bored stiff, as if making an album is keeping her from the more serious business of standing around a nightclub in a pair of really enormous sunglasses.