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5.4

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  1. DouglasH
    Oct 1, 2006
    10
    Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - musician/philosopher. Who would have thought? Expand
  2. LealaniM
    Nov 6, 2006
    10
    I love it!! it's a fun poppy load of poppiness and i do enjoy that...most of the time.
  3. nadiaho
    Aug 25, 2006
    10
    Fantastic!!!
  4. AndyH
    Aug 28, 2006
    10
    This is a great pop record, another Scott Storch classic. Forget the anti-Paris criticism, it's totally unjustified. This album delivers in spades. And if you don't believe me, head over to the respected AMG music site, they love it.
  5. AnonymousMC
    Sep 2, 2006
    10
    love this album! u may hate paris but u can't hate good pop music
  6. PietJ
    Sep 30, 2006
    10
    Quite the production . .
  7. EdwardH
    Aug 28, 2007
    10
    She rox y'all fell in luv wit "Stars are Blind" and all her songs are sooo like awesome and rad Paris is so freekin' awesome wit her album 4 reel. and production by Scott Storch super beat maker and producer is another awesome point bout diz totally rad ass album. You Rule P 4 Lyfe!
  8. Sarkes
    Oct 23, 2006
    10
    I love this CD, it's got great pop songs, EXCELLENT DEBUT!! = )-
  9. NathanK
    Aug 24, 2006
    10
    Brilliant!
  10. RossH
    Sep 17, 2006
    10
    this album is terrific.
  11. andresh
    Apr 28, 2007
    10
    Excellent album all the songs are catchy really easy to hear very enjoyable
  12. Sep 21, 2010
    10
    Fantastic album. I don't understnad how people can criticize this album. The songs are awesome and the tunes are just great and the remake of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" s one of the best on the album Key Tracks: "Stars are Blind" "Turn It UP" "Do Ya Think I"m Sexy"
  13. Feb 9, 2012
    10
    If Britney Spears or Rihanna sang "Stars Are Blind", the song would've been a worldwide #1. Hilton's is a great pop record and I'm looking forward to her new music, I think she's getting judged too much for her social condition, but she's really good.
  14. May 27, 2015
    10
    Great music, good job Paris! the album paris Rocks! don't listen to negative critics, go ahead and buy this wonderful album! don't listen the haters.
  15. Apr 15, 2016
    10
    Perfect, Star Are Blind is amazing, ela lançou um álbum leve com uma identidade bem legal, as pessoas não escutam e já julgam não acho isso bacana..
  16. May 29, 2021
    10
    esse álbum é ótimo, um cultural reset, um álbum divertido, sexy, transições perfeitas, a voz dela ótima, nao entendi por que flopou
  17. Jan 10, 2020
    10
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. We all know that she's not a singer, but when it comes to the album production and everything, I think It sounds kinda interesting and good. Expand
  18. Aug 22, 2021
    10
    Iconic, we can see her grow and knowing that not everything has to be with some “meaning”. Music inspires, generates different things. This album is so underrated and i love it
  19. Nov 15, 2021
    10
    This is a magnificent atemporal album in which the star, entrepreneur, actress, designer, socialité and much more Paris Hilton reaches what many artist would want in her debut album, excellence.
  20. izata
    Oct 30, 2006
    9
    all of the critics that gave this album less than 8 gave so bcuz it's paris! they dont care if this album rocks or not, they juz want to giv it as low as possible 4 d simple reason dt the singer is ms. hilton. people are being unfair wit her nowadays n as a big fan i felt extremely sorry 4 her. every track is a magical work, except HEARTBEAT. it's ballad n not exciting as the all of the critics that gave this album less than 8 gave so bcuz it's paris! they dont care if this album rocks or not, they juz want to giv it as low as possible 4 d simple reason dt the singer is ms. hilton. people are being unfair wit her nowadays n as a big fan i felt extremely sorry 4 her. every track is a magical work, except HEARTBEAT. it's ballad n not exciting as the other pop songs in here are.. TURN IT Up, StARS ARE BLIND, NOTHING IN THIS WORLD, SCREWED are the highlights here... dont listen to d critics, go ahead n follow ur intuition n buy this wonderful album! Expand
  21. DericMC
    Aug 30, 2006
    9
    Surprisingly good. I never expected it at all.. Wow. However, the amount of negative publicity it's receiving is very unfair. Don't hate the album just because it's Paris Hilton. This album is even more entertaining than Beyonce's latest album. Who would have thought Paris can do this? I highly recommend Jealousy, it's amazing.
  22. TripperR
    Aug 23, 2006
    9
    It's actually pretty damn good. I listened to the whole thing today, and it's actually pretty damn good.
  23. Eleanor
    Aug 24, 2006
    9
    This album is okay for me.I love this album,It's not bad!
  24. GabrielC.
    Sep 3, 2006
    9
    Plain and simple its a great pop record. And AMG gave it a very honest straightforward review. Its production and tightness and Paris' half way pleasent sounding voice just make a great record.
  25. Aik
    Dec 3, 2006
    9
    I think her album turn out to be better than what most people thought... I like her album... Kinda cool pop songs
  26. josh
    Sep 22, 2006
    9
    omg, you're all crazy, this album is SO good. just try not to think about how it's paris hilton. if it weren't freakin paris, no one would be so mean about it. it really is fun to listen to, (except for fightin over me, that song is atrocious). and if you've never even heard the album, ust crawl into a hole, you're an idiot
  27. DavidC
    Nov 5, 2006
    9
    One of the best pop album released in a long time. Full of inspired, original and melodic dancing beats. Obviously there's a lot of haters out there.
  28. ChrisE
    Oct 14, 2006
    8
    Surprise, surprise! Hotel heiress Paris Hilton CAN deliver a dancefloor-ready pop record that isn't half bad. Of course, her performance on a certain now-infamous homemade video is really what's made her such a huge feature in today's pop culture, but don't let it be said that just because she's rich she lacks talent. Sure, her singing abilities come off Surprise, surprise! Hotel heiress Paris Hilton CAN deliver a dancefloor-ready pop record that isn't half bad. Of course, her performance on a certain now-infamous homemade video is really what's made her such a huge feature in today's pop culture, but don't let it be said that just because she's rich she lacks talent. Sure, her singing abilities come off indistinctive in a soft-and-sweet baby coo, but that's not atypical from most female teen pop stars of today. And who cares that most of the album's material slides from one track mentioning how hot she is to another saying about the same thing? From the summer's biggest faux-island drink of a single "Stars Are Blind" to recent smash hit (and best song on record) that is "Nothing In This World" (which features a hilarious accompanying music video), Paris (Paris Hilton's debut's title into the music world) remains a piece of dance fluff that is as good as it is overproduced; and it is overproduced. Top producers Scott Storch and J.R. Rotem deliver awesome beats here, which is probably the biggest reason Hilton's record plays as well as it does. Nonetheless you might find yourself enjoying this despite your personal feelings toward the buxom blonde. To put it into perspective: after listening to it, you can be sure it's bad for you--and yet you still just can't get enough of it. Expand
  29. Jimmyn
    Oct 6, 2006
    8
    dude, it is so amazing. it sounds like blondie! it sounds like the cars! it sounds like madonna but funnier and with a technically less impressive but at least w/o a stupid british accent voice! this is better than the new tv on the radio album that everyone is creaming their jeans about. and i am not kidding.
  30. [Anonymous]
    Aug 23, 2006
    8
    If you had no grasp of English and no connection to pop culture, you might enjoy this CD. I found it catchy and pleasing despite being utter drivel.
Metascore
57

Mixed or average reviews - based on 17 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 17
  2. Negative: 4 out of 17
  1. Like a silly holiday cocktail with umbrellas and sparklers, there is much to enjoy about Paris Hilton, albeit for one mad Med fortnight only.
  2. What's most surprising about Paris's album is that it's really not all that bad; released by any other, ahem, artist, it would likely earn better notices than recent albums by the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, or Ashlee Simpson--not that that's really saying much.
  3. She sings like a woman who has heard of something called singing, can't be sure of exactly what it might entail, but is fairly certain you do something a bit like this. She sounds both distracted and bored stiff, as if making an album is keeping her from the more serious business of standing around a nightclub in a pair of really enormous sunglasses.