• Record Label: Geffen
  • Release Date: Jul 13, 2004
Metascore
62

Generally favorable reviews - based on 19 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 8 out of 19
  2. Negative: 0 out of 19
  1. There's just no getting around how much stronger Sparta are than so many of their peers.
  2. There's enough melody and structure to keep one engaged.
  3. Entertainment Weekly
    83
    It's a much fuller record--more personal, cohesive, and daring. [13 Aug 2004, p.87]
  4. This is intense, serious music for serious times, and writing off Sparta as the "other," less interesting half of their previous group would be a major mistake.
  5. In the end, Porcelain pulls off a rare feat: able to appeal to hardcore/emo lovers as well as fans of good, old-fashioned guitar rock.
  6. Alternative Press
    80
    If you've been moved by Sparta before... you're going to have the same reaction once the roiling "Guns Of Memorial Park" opens this album. [Jul 2004, p.127]
  7. Doesn't extend the sound of the band's debut so much as inflate it.
  8. Filter
    70
    Like scarfing down a meal at Sizzler: your stomach is stuffed, but, in the end, your taste buds are left itching for more flavor. [#11, p.95]
  9. Blender
    60
    A couple of great amped-up stormers... and a lot of nearly identical songs. [Jun/Jul 2004, p.145]
  10. For every standout track on the record there is another song where Sparta takes a step back to assess the situation and falters a little bit.
  11. Sparta seem a bit too retro-focused for their own good.
  12. Porcelain neither builds on the promise of Wiretap Scars nor cashes in on the band's gifted heritage.
  13. While Mars Volta distinguished its high-volume concept and freak-out-the-neighbors formula with its apocalyptic wails and catastrophic soundscapes, Sparta has developed a middle-of-the-road rock entity, seldom swaying away from its new and unimproved sound structure.
  14. Porcelain's aggressively hopeful, generic alt-rock anthems just aren't very interesting.
  15. Q Magazine
    40
    For the most part, this band still sounds grounded by an emo rulebook long since torn up. [Sep 2004, p.123]
  16. Sparta earn points for thinking big and penning deeply-felt songs that break the five-minute mark, but ambition alone isn't enough.
  17. Rolling Stone
    40
    Rote emo-core, all predictable quiet-loud shifts and overwrought vocal melodies. [5 Aug 2004, p.108]
  18. Porcelain's angry opener "Guns of Memorial Park" sets the stage for a shoot-out, but as soon as "Hiss the Villain" bears its teeth, it's clear the fire has left Ward's belly.
  19. New Musical Express (NME)
    40
    Ultimately 'Porcelain' proves that there's more to great bands than good musicianship. [10 Jul 2004, p.49]
User Score
7.8

Generally favorable reviews- based on 18 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 14 out of 18
  2. Negative: 3 out of 18
  1. benlol
    Mar 15, 2006
    10
    Awesome Album, people give them such bad reviews for odd reasons, either their songs are too basic for people or too eccentric, grow up.
  2. Chris
    Feb 25, 2005
    2
    these guys are nothing without Cederic and Omar. Wiretap scars was ok, but when hearing this albumn it is clear that their music making days are over
  3. [Anonymous]
    Jan 12, 2005
    10
    Great Band