cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 83 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Not the first single (“Rockin’ That Shit”) or the second (“My Love”) but hopefully the third, the title track of Love vs. Money is the sole moment where The-Dream’s artistry is actualized through, how else, an epiphany of self-loathing and regret.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Odditorium has at least a handful of solid tracks.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    On the Water is too uncompromising, too disinterested in being for anyone outside of its circle of two.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The People's Key is not a bad album. In fact, boil the meat off these tracks, and you'd probably have the skeleton of a quite good album.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Pocket Symphony is pleasant but not striking.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    There’s some really wicked ideas buried in the mud here, but between some humdrum instrumental passages and a lot of nu-metal lite-style singing and the general mess of sonics trying to pull them out is like forcing yourself to listen to Joe Satriani for the cool parts.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    If anything, that’s the trick here: each time the listener pegs it with one of Albarn’s past sounds, the track subverts and confounds the expectation.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Reintegration Time‘s alright, but it’s no substitute for seeing these guys perform.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    If Chris Adams descended into his cozy lair to try his hand at glitch and rid his fingers of Hood’s snoozy bleating, he found a safe median, driving his ideas years behind the curve, distinguishing himself from his previous band by tinier and tinier increments as the tracklist exhausts.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The album's aesthetic conceit may read better on paper than it plays on record, but it's hard not to be impressed by Oneida's continued dedication to experimenting with what is now perceived as their core sound.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Matmos have created something dense, complex, puzzling and potentially meaningless to anyone but themselves and those who listen to music with their head instead of their gut, their hips or their feet.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The lowdown: it sounds pretty much the same as "Bang Bang," but not as good. It's not that the record is "bad"--it isn't--but that it, like its title suggests, is less brash, less fuck-all incautious about its rocking.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    This album is a misstep, certainly, but an exciting one nonetheless; I can only hope that eight months from now this band bangs out another shorter record superior to this one in every way.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The more Book of Bad Breaks plays, the more it clings and forces you to concede to its charms; it’s an admirable album, if not quite a great one.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Devotion is a delicate, often gorgeous listen that flows remarkably well, though I can’t help but attribute its coherence to the utter lack of variation among its eleven songs.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While it's a coalition of fantastic talents, Themselves submit to the expectations of a pussy glitch-pop crowd, and the Notwist mistakenly assume that hip-hop fans don't want songs with dynamism or structure.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    I err on the side of good rap, something Unexpected Guest is full of.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    It reaffirms the band as is, is a portrait of four musicians celebrating their existence rather than the question of self.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    With El Camino, the Black Keys have essentially twenty minutes of worthwhile music, at least as far as partying is concerned.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Engaging yet generally dull.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Newcomers to Earlimart will surely be lured in by Mentor Tormentor's seductive and, yes, absolutely frickin' beautiful sound, while longtime fans, depending on their expectations, will either passively embrace the familiarity or pine for some new ideas.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    In the end Love Is Simple is less than the sum of its parts. Its balls-out rock is fun but hopelessly overloaded (like, how many vocal tracks do these songs really need?) while its softer sections sound like brief intermissions before the guitars pick up again, making them relatively limp.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Underwhelming.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Said new record is what one would expect: wholly similar to their first three records in that it’s got three possible hit singles, a useless Side B, and is proudly derivative of at least six other bands. They are amusingly impervious to trends. So long as you can get your head around the fact that it’s, y’know, Stone Temple Pilots, this, their self-titled sixth full-length, is far better than any pointless reunion album needs to be.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    What this band needs is a microphone maestro on the order of, say, an Albini, instead of the deep-fried Southern crunch that leaves these eleven songs sounding thin and brittle, ultimately highlighting their clear melodic and structural similarities until what could have been a gut-punching EP becomes a substantial-but-marred LP.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    This time, the album’s a one-trick pony.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Interestingly, the very qualities that make this a subpar Radiohead album are what make it their most experimental record yet. But this is also Radiohead elliptically circling back on themselves in dramatic form.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Yes, the album drags. Yes, the tracks bleed into each other. It is, ultimately, a tiring listen from a band whose sole aim seems to be to innervate every neurone in your body.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Rather than the simple three-part-appeal that marked earlier albums (vocals, drums, and keys), the production here makes them sound like they are fronting a bona fide rock and roll band. This is a bad thing: this new complexity undermines their giddy, naïve appeal, and it drowns the vocals.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Even reduced to a proper ten songs, Revolution is still a bit front-loaded, if only because the band will never be as adept at slow atmosphere as they are upbeat rock.