cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 66 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    While their debut showed a lot of promise, Beach Fossils still haven't really set themselves apart from every other band practicing the same pleasant murmurs of personality.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    The Spell cannot break free of the band’s successful formula without something a lot more challenging than this.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Thrills is technical to a “T” and plenty competent, but its lack of stylistic push or spread marks its void of hunger or ambition, a space that the mechanized heart of Berlinette nearly pumped blood into.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Moderat never combines as effortlessly and endlessly as that still-breathless collaboration between Apparat and Ellen Allien, Orchestra of Bubbles (2006), but it is alternately as enjoyable as seeing these two collaborate should be and a roundabout disappointment.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Two of Drake's favorite topics on Thank Me Later are I'm young and I'm rich stated with precisely that level of eloquence and imagination; should we start calling him the Justin Bieber of rap?
    • 67 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Björk’s biggest drawback, then, is that while “Holographic Entrypoint” is an enlightening rarity, most of Björk’s fans will find it boring. Very, very boring.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Crush is cold and hard and calculated. I mean, it's clear it's supposed to sound like that, but I have a hard time getting into it.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Someone needs to tell them that just sounding important doesn’t mean they actually are important.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Xuca keeps the listener at a chasmic distance from anything resembling intensity or urgency.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    What Infra is, is perfectly pretty, atmospheric, rainy day music.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    There’s not much to be said about an album that exists exactly as it should, satisfied by its own completion and purpose and really looking to nothing else for motivation or worth or whatever.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    The Else is good, surprisingly and simply so. It’s also frustratingly focused.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    It is true, this album does have songs and nearly all of them suffer the same fate: a few great ideas ruined by the need for everything to be so overblown and melodramatic.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, First Impressions of Earth takes a steep drop in quality after “Ask Me Anything” and never finds its way again.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Thankfully, these are just two misfires, album-cripplingly sandwiched around a triple whammy of floor fillers.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Chairlift are perfectly capable of producing a really good album; Something just isn't it.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    When these songs sound like El Perro del Mar fronting the saddest, slowest disco band in the world, they work out best, but too much of this “mini-album” doesn’t quite get there.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Albums like Kiss Each Other Clean and The Age of Adz are so giddy with compacting layers and counter layers into the already mapped-out confines of their pre-existing aesthetics that they come across like snowflakes: each one is beautiful and unique, except that the detail is too small to see and anyways there's about a billion of them shits and you have to shovel the walkway and hope public transit isn't delayed. It's distracting, basically, because nothing gets a chance to breath.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    The harrowing track list of Electro-Shock just wears too thin here.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Classics can testify just like Ratatat (2004) did, and there’s no shirking of moral duty to melody, but the “growth” between the two albums leaves the sophomore effort a bit of a chore.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Despite some engaging song-craft, however, the album overall feels lacking in real substance and its fixations leave me blase.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    It is rewarding that the album should end showing his passion displayed as a performer and shining through as a song-writer. The only problem is, with the rest of the album being so slight, it’s may be too easy for most to stop listening before they get to it.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Where Live From Rome really falls off, though, is the production.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    When the Deer Wore Blue feels like a safe record. As they play this record too close to the chest songs blend together, needless repetition pervades, and most of the record's latter half is undistinguished.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Many of the songs lose their indelible glow being snail baited and cleared up like this.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Unfocused, haphazard, and a bit homogenous.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    Fourteen Autumns & Fifteen Winters is an album with a sum worse than its parts.... Still, there’s a lot of promise here.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 64 Critic Score
    The new versions aren’t bad, but the Vertex-era fan might quickly become the unwitting recipient of a $20 coaster.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Belle & Sebastian are in transition, as they were in the early 2000s, and I can only hope that we don't have to wait another four years for the likely superior follow-up.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    It’d be nice to hear something a little more rousing (album closer “Musee D’Nougat” drags on a sleeping synth-string progression for 14 unnecessary minutes), but like its vastly underrated predecessor, Earth is worth getting to know.