New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
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For 6,010 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,231 out of 6010
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Mixed: 1,626 out of 6010
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Negative: 153 out of 6010
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About as funny as pouring weedkiller on your genitals and then setting fire to them. [7 May 2005, p.66]- New Musical Express (NME)
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How anyone outside the walls of a mental asylum could genuinely enjoy the annoyingly repetitive industrial drum-throbs, aimless experimento-guitar crunches and lyrics about "reeking gonads" that characterise songs called things like 'Epizootics!' is beyond me.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jan 15, 2013
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- Posted Mar 25, 2011
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Their latest album You is very much an acquired taste, a wonky clatter that eight fellas with wayward Warren Ellis beards and DIY instrument workshops in their sheds will surely jizz themselves silly over.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 12, 2014
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They swiftly slump back into portentous jams made for mourning failed crops, made worse by the ye olde farmhand Yoda-isms of Eric Pulido.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 4, 2013
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Ineffectual hippy grumblings that will make you want to sleep. [4 Jun 2005, p.58]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Ireton’s voice has an unschooled grace which elevates ‘Hiding Neath My Umbrella’ to the status of an interesting, if flimsy, curio in Murdoch’s canon. It’s just a shame the rest of the record, and the new recruits, are so fucking woeful.- New Musical Express (NME)
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So, you're a founding member of the legendary hip-hip combo Wu Tang Clan. And your fans are extremely pissed because you went and done a track with that Justin Bieber.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Mar 7, 2011
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Reek[s] of overt smugness and wilful obliqueness. [16 Apr 2005, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Rolling Blackouts sees them doing what The Go! Team do: flailing and yelping like meth-addicted Energiser bunnies, which, as you may have figured, is not a compliment.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 7, 2011
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- Posted Mar 1, 2011
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It works for the red-raw confessional 'Family Portrait', but everything else is so bad Natalie Imbruglia would be proud.- New Musical Express (NME)
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- Posted Aug 12, 2013
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- Posted May 1, 2013
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Why are you half-arseing your way through such a thick slurry of clod-hopping ska-by-numbers? Or wallowing in pits of cliché?- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 16, 2012
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It tries to capture the essence of 1973 without having any big hairy old prog hits on it. Which is a bit like trying to capture the essence of the Star Wars films by cutting out all the bits in space.- New Musical Express (NME)
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At its best, this is the sound of Captain Tofuheart; at worst -- on 'Elegy' -- it is literally an out-of-tune dirge. [29 Apr 2006, p.39]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Stultifying moroseness and a constant furrowing of the brow permeate from start to finish. [21 Aug 2004, p.49]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Is this the best we can do? Desperate-to-be-authentic, carbohydrate-stodgy white blues, played by an elderly man pretending to be a tramp? Really, you deserve better.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Just as you're starting to see light at the end of the tunnel, you realise that there's another five-track EP by these self-absorbed, boring, aesthetically bankrupt bellends still to go. Double bummer.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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Semisonic are the lambswool jumper pulled over the eyes of people who have an irresistible soft spot for 'classic' songwriting. Fail to give their songs full attention - and God knows, that's easy enough - you could almost believe this is literate radio-friendly pop; just the thing for those blustery rides through an imaginary Santa Monica freeway.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The sad fact is that Blink-182 are now indistinguishable from the increasingly tedious 'teenage dirtbag' genre they helped spawn.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Four years on, his fifth album just feels stodgily generic.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 1, 2011
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The effect this record has, with its remedial drumming, crappy store-bought synth presets and faux-sensitive, third-form lyrics, is as pleasant as unnecessary eye surgery.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Only the Bond-esque 'Confide In Me' is worthwhile in an otherwise sorry array of pop bangers left soggy on the barbecue.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Oct 31, 2012
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Their songs are either shitty soft-rock or worse, wink-nudge pastiches like the new-wavey 'Someone To Love'.- New Musical Express (NME)
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