New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
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For 6,023 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,241 out of 6023
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Mixed: 1,629 out of 6023
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Negative: 153 out of 6023
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Ensconced in the current UK hip-hop trend of being both depressing and cheesy, 23-year-old James Devlin raps about weapons, swine flu and diabetes.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 6, 2013
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This time the Mickie Most-omatic (phasers set to Winehouse) has dredged up someone so inauthentic she makes Duffy look like Johnny Cash.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Lions' is widdle-smothered great-grandadrock shite that Hendrix could whack off in ten minutes today, despite being dead. Pumped full of funk-rawk formaldehyde to stop the choruses dropping off, it boasts all the originality of a cloned baked bean and about as many tunes as a tractor makes trying to get out of a ditch.- New Musical Express (NME)
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For now, though, she's no better than one of Cowell's ventriloquist dummies.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 6, 2011
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Cardiology is monstrously offensive – the latest shit-streak by music's laziest sons.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 1, 2010
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Anodyne dance music for people who don't go to clubs, comedown music for people who don't do drugs.- New Musical Express (NME)
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- Posted Jun 20, 2011
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‘Take A Look In The Mirror’ doesn’t just sound like a bad album, it sounds like a broken record.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Yeah, it’s his shtick, and you could laugh with him if the music was in any way exciting. Unfortunately, however, Dark Touches filth-funk fury is made impotent by sheer lack of hooks.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Thieves Like Us look and sound like three yuppies trying out the music lark after being laid off by an investment banking firm.- New Musical Express (NME)
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What Paul Weller uniquely manages to do to the 12 songs... is to make every one sound exactly like a Paul Weller song. [11 Sep 2004, p.55]- New Musical Express (NME)
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A lacklustre collection of what sounds like pallid versions of previous hits.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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You can’t help but feel that Gary Go’s biggest ambition is to be on the soundtrack for "The Hills."- New Musical Express (NME)
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They peddle clichés about ugly ducklings and shagging that are so offensive they make a donkey braying into a bin sound like the ripe observations of a Charlie Brooker column.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Madonna and Perez Hilton may be fans, then, but if you’ve got even a passing interest in actually enjoying a record, don’t buy this one.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Margins though, is mawkish and self-indulgent to the last, a wet weekend of a record, drably trudging through inelegant, wannabe-Mike Leigh vignettes into Smith's failed relationship.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It’s not an issue that this is a pop album. The issue is that it’s weak and is a contrived commercial move.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 17, 2017
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The music is as grotesquely over-produced as its lyrics are undercooked, with glossy drum rolls and naff scratching segments fighting for attention on the gruesome battlefield.- New Musical Express (NME)
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And what illuminating revelation do we learn from the half conceived, cottonmouthed rubbish that constitutes ‘Democrazy’? In full: ‘thank Christ Blur usually finish writing their songs before they sell them, otherwise they’d be shit’.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Vile, goth-jock pop with all the wit and nuance of a urine-soaked sock.- New Musical Express (NME)
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For a genre that once sounded astonishingly futuristic, it is quite remarkable how tired and old house sounds now.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Just when you think they’ve already smithereened the silly barrier, what the world needs most swiftly turns up: Hadouken! go Auto-Tune.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The message is simple: the joke isn’t funny any more, last orders rang long ago and the game is well and truly up.- New Musical Express (NME)
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And Then Boom is the moment the ironic ’80s electro revival finally manages to jump the shark.- New Musical Express (NME)
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In the end, this can't even make you feel angry; just desperately sad. [16 Jul 2005, p.50]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Richard Paul Ashcroft has assembled that most ruggedly authentic of musical backings, a team of LA session players, and walked them through all of his most anodyne default settings, at a deadeningly flat pace.- New Musical Express (NME)
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