Paris - Paris Hilton
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  • Summary: The heiress and reality television semi-star covers Rod Stewart's "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" (answer: no) and duets with Jadakiss on her recording debut.
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 5 out of 17
  2. Negative: 4 out of 17
  1. Paris makes no apologies for being mass-market pop, but everybody involved made sure that this was well-constructed mass-market pop.
  2. She's convinced an army of writers and producers... to furnish her with above-average R&B to pant suggestively over. [Sep 2006, p.108]
  3. Like cotton candy, the food group she most resembles, what may seem like a mouthful for a moment is gone in the blink of an eye, leaving a sweet aftertaste and empty calories behind. [22 Aug 2006]

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Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 37 out of 86
  2. Negative: 46 out of 86
  1. DouglasH
    10
    Brilliant. An astonishing satire on celebrity vacuity in the 21st Century...Paris will have the last laugh. On the surface dazzlingly empty, yet full of subtle irony meaning for the more attentive, the lyrics convey something of the dense, multilayered/referential suggestion of Melvilles chapter on the "Whiteness of the Whale", or for that matter, Brett Easton Ellis. Paris Hilton - musician/philosopher. Who would have thought? Expand
    • 2 of 2 users said yes
  2. Spartan234
    5
    I don't like Paris Hilton, but at least her music was much better than I expected. Still, she just isn't that great.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes
  3. marcelv
    1
    never heard something so bad before in my life. There is no musical soul in it and this lady has no feeling for music.
    • 0 of 0 users said yes

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