cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 78 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    This is Beach Slang’s core problem: they are constantly telling, never showing.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While B’lieve I’m Goin’ Down, at least as far as its words are concerned, is more interesting than it appears on the first few spins, that’s not quite enough to make it a memorable listen.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Faith in the Future disappoints in its lackluster melodies and overall vibe. The highlights here are the more ambitious songs.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes is actually pretty good, and sometimes it’s great, but it is quiet, sounding very much like it sprung from the Internet ether to politely ask for thirty minutes of your attention.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    My Everything is so concerned with making a palatable pop singer, it has watered down its subject to the point of tastelessness. It is pop music Bud Light.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It is familiar. It is, despite whatever priggishness keeps some publications from printing the band’s name in full, safe.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    G I R L is safe, universal, and unforgivably dull. It should be a huge hit.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    If this album works, it’s because of moments like “Landslide”: those that cut through the density of an artist in flux, one susceptible to myriad influences, managerial grumblings, and producer cues, overeager to pass off his work as undeniably unique.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    As a record standing almost entirely on nostalgia, sure, it gives schmaltzy ’70s dance music a fine, not-sacrilegious update and sets it to a pleasant neon glow, but it’s a trip through history that’s almost more educational than immersive.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The record attempts to fuse dance music and complexity, but doesn’t quite reconcile the two; instead, its mindless thrills butt up against impenetrable baths of sound.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    III
    Eat Skull can be really charming when they want to be, but just as often they seem content to putter around, resulting in enough slack to overwhelm such a short record.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Amok is a palatable piece of 21st Century electronic pop that generally sounds complex without really being that complex at all. It’s as smooth a surface as Yorke has ever painted, without grain or contour. It seems designed to say little, to equivocate, to slither around the perimeter of our expectations.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Most of the time, Lysandre as a record feels confused and stifled.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's the sound of all the band's weapons unceremoniously blunted.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    2
    2 seems to merely scratch the surface of what DeMarco can do; a record of what-ifs and wishes, 2 is only a partial glimpse of a guy we know too little about.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Godspeed You! Black Emperor offer a majestic, beautiful coda for a version of protest that is dated and unhelpful today. I missed having their music around, but I wonder whose eyes they're opening with a record that sounds like a document of yesterday's anger.
    • 46 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Weirdly, while each of the songs is too short, the album itself is too long.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    "Bait and Switch," the best song on Port of Morrow, recaptures some of this eager, joyful glee; but in my opinion, the rest of the album holds none of these virtues.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    Stephin Merritt, once capable of such subtlety, such beauty in his cynicism, has produced a record that's surprisingly shallow.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Welcome to Condale is a study in tactless excess, the sheer volume of inebriating nostalgic moments intended to overwhelm the lukewarm medium by which they're delivered.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Where † crafted sly treasures out of gaudy detritus, single-minded as it may have been, Audio, Video, Disco simply settles for canonizing the forgettable.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Extra Playful is fun in the worst kind of way and, at times, bad in very fun ways, but as a whole it presents rather discouragingly the attempt of an auteur marooning--perhaps on purpose, but hardly with purpose--as an amateur.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    What makes American Goldwing so disappointing and, frankly, dull is that Blitzen Trapper seems entirely unconcerned with sounding either fresh or interesting.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's a realization in retrospect that occurs too often throughout In Heaven. And in those moments one can't help but be disappointed, hearing Twin Sister such a cut below what they were doing just one short year ago.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While there's nothing wrong with the production displayed on When Fish Ride Bicycles, Inglish laid down the blueprint for supporting this duo so well that the oft busier and more varied work on this outing feels like too much to digest and too much for them to wade through.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    It's well-produced with some nice drums, but it simply has no reason to exist.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    It is his fourth record to be titled Finally Famous, which is preposterous for a lot of reasons, the largest of which being that he is still not famous.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    His constant assurances across Goblin that he doesn't really mean any of the hateful shit that he continues to say, including this disclaimer's attempt to dissuade listeners from actually doing anything Tyler raps about and the title track's assertion that because Goblin is a work of "fiction" Tyler himself shouldn't be blamed for anything bad that results, undermines any of the resonance Goblin might have otherwise had as a, well, purer document of depravity and, at his most extreme, a certain kind of madness.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    As with that last Aphex Twin full-length, The Only She Chapters plays to no one's expectations; gutted and reassembled, it will still unfurl like a disassociated string of insular oddities.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Shaolin is simply tiresome, a heap of cliches with no animating force beneath its husk-like frame, not so much a follow-up to anything but our long-held anticipation for something better.