cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 73 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    You Can Have What You Want is like "Turn on the Bright Lights" (2002) without the drama, without a voice as deep or distinct as Paul Banks’, and without the hooks. Instead of all that, Papercuts opt for a vague, beige production and generally indecipherable lyrics that may or may not be about some kind of futuristic utopia/dystopia.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The problem isn’t the music, which is lively and varied, but the disconnect between the artistic intent and the artistic output.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    They finally hit a hipster-heavy scene with what should have been a maverick heat-seeker of a debut and end up too tiring to interest most of the hipsters who long ago became bored of swapping their “Alice Practice” 7” on Soulseek.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 54 Critic Score
    It’s a predictable formula, a majority of the tracks building to a triumphant climax set to an egg timer, peppered with forced witticisms, seemingly culled from Postsecret, that have reached a new apex of laziness.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    Still, as much as the warped good intentions of the album can get exhausting and embarrassing, Nas and Damian's creative side remains pure enough to carry one through the lunkheaded didacticism.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The production swamps. Too many waves of superfluities covering weak melodies and spearheading disappointing "new directions," too often sounding like the work of a far less interesting band.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    This isn’t progress, it’s pleasant, capable, effortless stagnation; the dream’s already finished and we can’t, for the love of everything, recall what it was about.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Make no mistake, this is a slight record, but nonetheless one with more than a few enjoyable moments.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    His constant assurances across Goblin that he doesn't really mean any of the hateful shit that he continues to say, including this disclaimer's attempt to dissuade listeners from actually doing anything Tyler raps about and the title track's assertion that because Goblin is a work of "fiction" Tyler himself shouldn't be blamed for anything bad that results, undermines any of the resonance Goblin might have otherwise had as a, well, purer document of depravity and, at his most extreme, a certain kind of madness.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 46 Critic Score
    Jim
    Ultimately, this is nothing more than workaday feel good bar music, technically well executed with the peaks and troughs in all the right places.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    As a whole, it's not consistently buoyant enough to be a good pop record, and the politics that weigh down its middle section aren't sharp enough to make it into anything more than a middle section weighed down by some obvious politics.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's a realization in retrospect that occurs too often throughout In Heaven. And in those moments one can't help but be disappointed, hearing Twin Sister such a cut below what they were doing just one short year ago.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    X&Y
    At least 45 of X&Y’s 63 minutes finds Coldplay overdosing on pointless synthesizers in the name of “expanding their sound” while forgetting to write anything reflecting a decent hook.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 54 Critic Score
    There are hits on Good Girl Gone Bad, big clubfisted ones, but they're wedged in with facsimiles and reductions.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes is actually pretty good, and sometimes it’s great, but it is quiet, sounding very much like it sprung from the Internet ether to politely ask for thirty minutes of your attention.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    So, um, good? Yeah, but in the same way grilled cheese sandwiches are.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Though, technically, the production is much “improved” here, meaning that the album is louder and clearer, it’s still not a very enjoyable listen when the listener can’t shake the idea that something’s amiss.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The problem here being that the clean production values are themselves another veil masking Williams' fundamental badness--and so this album becomes, like its predecessors, an exercise in misdirection and deceit.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The vast majority of the new Roots album lacks what has made their earlier albums so exciting: spontaneity, originality, musical chops, and a sense of purpose.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Strictly speaking not much has changed since this Japanese trio’s debut EP Neji/Tori washed up on North American shores, but somehow that previous effort had so much charming belligerence and ferocity and Destination Tokyo sounds bored and meandering.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    "Bait and Switch," the best song on Port of Morrow, recaptures some of this eager, joyful glee; but in my opinion, the rest of the album holds none of these virtues.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    The best the band could do is take this folk stance and make it somehow relatable to the sort of listeners like those in Chicago, blessed as they are with one of the most storied and diverse stocks of bands in the country. What Of the Cathmawr Yards ends up instead is a cold catalogue of personal taste and increasingly diminishing scope.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    Like a professor spewing a semi-clever lecture on civil rights and contemporary left politics where he’s pretty good at rhyming his facts but acts like rhyming is all the sinew that his presentation needs to connect the bones of his argument.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Given that the record is so nominally personal and probing, it’s telling that there is not one moment of transcendence, or relief, or acceptance, or melody, or substance.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 51 Critic Score
    It’s Not Me It’s You is neither grating or annoying. It’s merely boring.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    O
    Popp sounds as if he's having a ten-year-old argument with himself, and though he's certainly earned the right to make the point that this argument still holds currency, O is less than convincing.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Worldwide‘s participatory highs are intense, if fleeting, and that cover would look amazing on a t-shirt.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Patrick Wolf still engenders a puzzling and sometimes fascinating discussion about romanticism and pretension and authenticity and songwriter worship, but what’s disappointing is that he seems to no longer be a part of that discussion, simply the subject of it.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    There's a lot of rappity-rap cliches at work here: overwrought punchlines, vague disses, bitching about the industry. Kweli spends a good chunk of the album acting like a drunk, unemployed superhero, stumbling into supermarkets to aid old ladies whose purses are fully in their possession.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's probably their most immediate and consistent record to date, tossing in a few decent melodies along the way in an attempt -- a failed one, I might add -- to enter the slightly less crowded lot of mediocre country-rock outfits.