New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
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For 6,004 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
Score distribution:
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Positive: 4,226 out of 6004
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Mixed: 1,625 out of 6004
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Negative: 153 out of 6004
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It’s not an issue that this is a pop album. The issue is that it’s weak and is a contrived commercial move.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 17, 2017
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Thieves Like Us look and sound like three yuppies trying out the music lark after being laid off by an investment banking firm.- New Musical Express (NME)
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But wait - is that the ghost of a melody on 'Lover's Leap'? Alas, no: it's merely the desultory whoosh of a once-promising career as it plummets, irretrievably, down the art-pop pan.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Pocket Symphony' sure does drift over you like a duvet of mood-stabilising drugs.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Is this the best we can do? Desperate-to-be-authentic, carbohydrate-stodgy white blues, played by an elderly man pretending to be a tramp? Really, you deserve better.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Basically, it's the curse of Jewel: Yank bird with acoustic guitar, homespun philosophy and twee poeticism, where the songs ramble on and on to deliver some platitudinal twaddle...- New Musical Express (NME)
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This is a slew of hackneyed teenage poetry, trowelled onto a bed of sift-rock cliché.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Aug 28, 2012
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Why are you half-arseing your way through such a thick slurry of clod-hopping ska-by-numbers? Or wallowing in pits of cliché?- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 16, 2012
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It’s not Hudson’s foghorn bellowings that are the real enemy on this record, it’s that motherfucking computer program [Auto-Tune].- New Musical Express (NME)
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About as funny as pouring weedkiller on your genitals and then setting fire to them. [7 May 2005, p.66]- New Musical Express (NME)
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[They] not only resemble hoity-toity Fields Of The Nephilim lookalikes but are just as godawful to listen to.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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'The Boy With No Name' is everything you'd expect from a new Travis album and less.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Break The Cycle' is nu-metal as envisaged by Tipper Gore - 14 tracks of parent-friendly grunge-flavoured soft rock that make Creed sound like GG Allin.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The only person this record would ever appeal to is the man who made it--Jack Black. [11 Nov 2006, p.43]- New Musical Express (NME)
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What follows is the sound of a band trying and failing to forge a new identity - boy-band balladry, U2-style stadium rock and Metallica-esque melodic crunch are all attempted with predictably patchy results.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The title track sounds like it is vocalised by the female speech function on a Mac's TextEdit facility and is roughly the worst thing ever made, yet it's still only the third-worst track on the album- New Musical Express (NME)
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Radric Davis is deeply flawed, and ultimately Gucci has committed the worst crime in rap: he’s boring.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The beats are from the worst Ice Cube album ever made and the rhymes are sub-Coolio. [18 Dec 2004, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Yeah, it’s his shtick, and you could laugh with him if the music was in any way exciting. Unfortunately, however, Dark Touches filth-funk fury is made impotent by sheer lack of hooks.- New Musical Express (NME)
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She has talent to burn, but rather than challenge herself, Stone has chosen to throw herself on a multi-million dollar bullet train to the centre of mediocrity.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Things limp from bad to tedious with 'White Noise', a song so passé it just bought its first shares in ITV Digital.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 24, 2012
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Ensconced in the current UK hip-hop trend of being both depressing and cheesy, 23-year-old James Devlin raps about weapons, swine flu and diabetes.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 6, 2013
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Sounds like helium-voiced rockers Rush discovering a social conscience. [30 Oct 2004, p.65]- New Musical Express (NME)
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James' big thing was anthems, and here they do every single anthem they ever thought of. The crowd think it's brilliant, and they cheer when Tim Booth talks about God. The crowd are plainly mad.- New Musical Express (NME)
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You can’t help but feel that Gary Go’s biggest ambition is to be on the soundtrack for "The Hills."- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Mimi' manages the unique trick of being self-indulgent without actually ever sounding much like Mariah. [16 Apr 2005, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Dummy Boy is one of the most unlistenable rap records of this year. ... He’s delivered a bland project. Often, it’s as though he took what was in his drafts folder and released it as a “studio album.”- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 3, 2018
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