Panic of Girls - Blondie
Metascore
57 out of 100

Mixed or average reviews - based on 15 Critics

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 15
  2. Negative: 2 out of 15
  1. Sep 21, 2011
    80
    This album is a wellspring of the bandmates' combined creativity and an ode to free-spirited artistic expression. Bravo.
  2. Sep 14, 2011
    80
    In a place where post-Warhol art-as-disposability has turned into all Snooki/Britney/Lindsey/Khardashians all the time, Blondie strikes a blow for pop culture that's not stupid, wasted and empty.
  3. Dec 6, 2011
    70
    Panic of Girls rushes forth on a sleek new wave disco pulse that's entirely unconcerned about whether '80s retro is in style this season or not. This is fashionable music existing outside the realm of fashion.
  4. They unapologetically rip into this album with a pulsating and mangled electro-pop opener called "D-Day", and rarely, if ever, lapse into giving people a poor photocopy of Parallel Lines.
  5. Dec 12, 2011
    60
    The best tracks on Panic of Girls have some edge and bite... though the all-points-of-the-compass eclecticism makes [it] sound somewhat disjointed and schizophrenic. [Aug. 2011, pg. 99]
  6. Oct 28, 2011
    60
    While Panic of Girls certainly advances Blondie's legacy as an influential and consistently relevant force, there are a few moments that, at best, improve upon repeated listening or at worst, taint the band's otherwise commendable return to recording.
  7. Sep 28, 2011
    60
    Yet, if the tunes sometimes sag, Debbie Harry's voice remains sharply sculpted.
  8. If only the other half of this album didn't spiral off into wretched reggae stylings, this would be alright.
  9. 60
    None of it will set the Saturday dancefloors on fire with pouting thrills, though it may sound cool enough over coffee in the cafes of Sunday morning.
  10. Jul 19, 2011
    40
    The weakness is the music. [Aug 2011, p.79]
  11. Jul 1, 2011
    40
    It will do for the festivals but not without considerable help from their back catalogue.
  12. Jul 1, 2011
    40
    That Panic of Girls gives way from innovation to imitation is regrettable--but in an era in which bands are content to simply wheel out their back catalogue in return for a fat pay check, it's admirable that Blondie are still here and still looking forward, even if only fleetingly.
  13. 40
    Throughout, the sound is brittle and strident, like space-rock-candy, with Deborah Harry's allure buried far too deeply in the crowded mix to be particularly effective.
  14. Sep 22, 2011
    30
    There is no sense of nostalgia here, only pure awkwardness and honest decadence that take the definition of 'kitsch' to unexpected artistic levels.
  15. Aug 5, 2011
    30
    They reportedly had some difficulties securing a label for this release. And Unfortunately, it's easy to see why; Girls hits the panic button pretty early on. [Jul 2011, p.78]

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