cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 77 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Nothing Hurts ends up being its own worst enemy: it obscures its biggest strengths, choosing not to showcase them but to drown them out in a familiar and uninteresting haze.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 49 Critic Score
    Here we see the often-resourceful Deacon approaching a big canvas with too little paint, and the result is a record which feels bloated, overlong, and ultimately empty.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Forgiveness Rock Record doesn't provide anything interesting to talk about in and of itself. Its actual thematic talking points, as far as I can tell, tend toward political pedantry.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    Really, the sad emptiness of these raps needs little explication from me.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 59 Critic Score
    By now, Sage Francis is emo; however populist you cut it, he’s treading familiar paths, rhyming in familiar cadence, arguing with the asshole authority of an artist much too comfortable with his niche.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    This might sound like a blunder, but Diplo can never be criticized for not being adventurous enough; though he can be criticized, magnanimously, for Major Lazer.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    It is familiar. It is, despite whatever priggishness keeps some publications from printing the band’s name in full, safe.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    What's the same is bigger and broader, bringing its faults into stark relief. This is, I stress, Best Coast's Proper Album, and so rather than Where The Boys Are's loosely defined "songs" we get Songs: feeble, noise-soaked throw-back translations of everything from doo-wop, girl-group, pop-punk, to pseudo-grunge.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    From admittedly unsympathetic ears, it’s a fruitless mess caked with vanity and smothered by its own insular delusions of prosperity.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Songs in A&E retains all of the weight of its self-imposed seriousness, its capital A artistic gravitas, but unfortunately leaves the uplift of invention to the memory of Spiritualized albums it so readily evokes.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Although they have some serviceable indie disco hits, Clor are merely the latest production line band to explore a niche in the market, though their attempt at nerdy, computerised post punk rubs one off as a flawed blend of, of all things, The Downward Spiral and Zwan.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Flavorless.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Anything ends with all expectations met, but little else. Martina Topley-Bird has the kind of voice that deserves beautiful and strange accompaniment, and as such, most songs beg for so much more.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Begone Dull Care spans eight aimless, meandering slow jams--each averaging a bloated six and a half minutes--and, returning to the pacing issues that threatened to put "So This Is Goodbye" fans to sleep, there’s simply not enough to distinguish one track from the next.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Year Zero massively benefits from lowered expectations. Reznor channels his anger, focuses it and takes a much-needed breather from his tried-and-true formula of nihilism and the question of self-destruction, but at its core the album has very little to teach us or anything original to say.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    Feed The Animals isn’t much of anything at all. It’s just another clip show of all your favorite records.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    It’s sad when a band runs out of ideas.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    I could go song by song and come to the same conclusion with pretty much each one: the dedication to this carefree whimsy of youth ultimately stands as the most impressive thing about Passion Pit, and it wears thin quickly.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    The title Attack & Release implies the best aspects of the Black Keys’ music, all sweat and hurt and sweat and ecstasy, but the album neither gives nor takes, neither emotional nor sweaty but still clammy-handed.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    This band simply isn’t the same without a little darkness to balance the overwhelming light, and rarely do the songs pick up the slack.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Clearly, this record is boring. Whether or not that’s a good thing remains up to your discretion.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 51 Critic Score
    Let Us Never Speak of it Again is bor-ing.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    This isn’t a bad release, and chances are, if you liked Cross, you could like this just as much. But it’s not going to contain any new revelations, and the extra reverb and applause are not enough to justify the release of a live album.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    They are a talented, enthusiastic and timely band; I feared that it’s ageist of me to suggest that their debut album isn’t great because they’re too young.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Faith in the Future disappoints in its lackluster melodies and overall vibe. The highlights here are the more ambitious songs.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    The Odd Couple from its superior predecessor (just: the writing is a bit weaker, the arrangements sleepier, the production effects a bit thicker) and so its most glaring flaw is that it simply lacks St. Elsewhere‘s invigorated tone, following the same blueprint with cheaper components, producing off-putting retreads whose only appeal lies in their similarity to more effective tracks on Gnarls’s former effort
    • 76 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Tiger plays like a huge pastiche of past releases.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 51 Critic Score
    Whatever thematic consistency existed on Yoshimi or Soft Bulletin is completely absent here. Or just so vague and bloated that the sentiment’s useless.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    It is logically a bloated, uncomfortable, saturated throwback to no genre, time period, or movement in particular.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Amok is a palatable piece of 21st Century electronic pop that generally sounds complex without really being that complex at all. It’s as smooth a surface as Yorke has ever painted, without grain or contour. It seems designed to say little, to equivocate, to slither around the perimeter of our expectations.