• Record Label: Warner
  • Release Date: Aug 28, 2020
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  1. Aug 28, 2020
    3
    Muy rare en si muchos remix es y coma diversión en la lyrica o música en sí, Future Nostalgia original era más puro, divertido y a locado pero este es todo lo contrario
  2. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Dua Lipa literally ruined her best album...the Blessed Madonna is a curse... Levitating remix is pure sh!t... I’m so sorry Future Nostalgia...
  3. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    you should be ashamed of giving 98 to this album, this album sucks, it's a sound mess
  4. Oct 30, 2020
    0
    Awful. Literally the worst thing i've listened to in 2020. The blessed madonna completely ruined the experience and the original album for me.
  5. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Future Nostalgia was a pop perfection on its way for world domination and the remix ends the possibility of this world domination. TBM has sucked the life right out of levitating remix
  6. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Bubble sound effects. I think that's all I need to say. It sounds like a 5 year old got into Garage Band.
  7. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Este intento de Dua Lipa por hacer sus canciones con un toque disco, fue su peor error. Las buenas y pocas críticas lo han dado por voces como Missy o Gwen, estas dos chicas han salvado este álbum que nunca debió salir. Es verdad que este año se han recuperado sonidos anteriores que marcaron etapas de la música , pero Dua Lipa no lo ha hecho bien.
  8. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    armamento nuclear!! poxa duaaaa lipaaaa o album era tao bom meu deus pq vc fez issooooooo
  9. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Worst Album of the year literally changes 2.0 but y critics giving it a 92 review Worst Worst
    Worst
  10. Aug 28, 2020
    3
    This album in itself is very bad, the only good thing is the participation of Gwen Stefani in physical and love Is religion
  11. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Future Nostalgia is way too better than this **** Dua's best album is Future Nostalgia but The F*cked Madonna ruined it.
  12. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Uma bagunça. future nostalgia club é o chorume da Dua Lipa. Não precisava de um álbum de remixes, saturou demais a era. Expand
  13. Aug 28, 2020
    2
    Dua do céu oq você fez com Future Nostalgia? Eu te amo Dua mas está horrível, desculpa foi um dos piores albums de remixes que eu já escutei até hoje.
  14. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Dua Lipa no hizo el álbum del año con Future Nostalgia, pero si hizo el PEOR ÁLBUM DE ESTE AÑO con esa basofia.
  15. Aug 28, 2020
    3
    i didnt hate it but i definitely did not like. the blessed madonna ruined it
  16. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    Love the original but the cursed Madonna ruined it. The pretty please remix is a crime against music.
  17. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Nope this one is not good at all. Don't listen to it. What the hell blah blah
  18. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This is the WORST album of the year. I can't believe she lowkey ruined one of the best pop albums realesed in 2020 with this.
  19. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    péssimo, que decadência meu pai. ta podre joga fora e a gente finge que nunca existiu
  20. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    really bad album in comparison to the originals. over anticipated and and the songs are over produced.
  21. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Com esse álbum de remixes Dua Lipa foi do topo à lama literalmente, péssimo, fez o Future Nostalgia ser algo esquecível.
  22. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Dua Lipa tentou dar uma nova vida para seu álbum Future Nostalgia, e conseguiu, mas não de um jeito bom. O Club Future Nostalgia falha na tentativa de apresentar um ponto de vista diferente do Future Nostalgia – em parceria com a DJ The Blessed Madonna. Dua e The Blessed Madonna já colaboraram antes, em Electricity, mas nenhum remix do Club está a altura desse lançamento anterior. DoDua Lipa tentou dar uma nova vida para seu álbum Future Nostalgia, e conseguiu, mas não de um jeito bom. O Club Future Nostalgia falha na tentativa de apresentar um ponto de vista diferente do Future Nostalgia – em parceria com a DJ The Blessed Madonna. Dua e The Blessed Madonna já colaboraram antes, em Electricity, mas nenhum remix do Club está a altura desse lançamento anterior. Do excesso de autotune na voz da Madonna em Levitating a adição (desesperada) da parceria com o grupo coreano BLACKPINK (originalmente lançada no relançamento do seu primeiro álbum de estúdio), os remixes do Club Future Nostalgia parecem um desrespeito com o Future Nostalgia. Expand
  23. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Expected more from Dua, especially with collaborating with great artists like Gwen. Disappointed
  24. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Me da tristeza como lo arruino. era uno de mis album favoritos de este 2020. Esta nueva versión esta de mas.
  25. Aug 28, 2020
    3
    Whit future nostalgia she gave us everything we needed this remix is unnecessary to her
  26. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Those remixes ARE BAD. It's disgusting.. The blesssed madonna ruined clubb future nostalgia...
  27. Aug 28, 2020
    2
    I have been waiting for this album. But it's frustrating for me. I really like 2 songs from this album
  28. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    Love Dua but she had already given us a perfect pop album, she hadn't done this, I feel this a little kind of forced
  29. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    It amazes me how they found a way to ruin every single song. Fantastic. Great job the blessed madonna.
  30. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    I know the proposal of this album was for a dance floor, it might be true, but after amazing Future Nostalgia it's hard to digeste this new mix. I love Dua, and her songs, but I won't be listening Club Nostalgia at home nor in "clubs"
  31. Aug 29, 2020
    1
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Muy malos remixes :// le hicieron la gatada a dua :c espero y esa dj no siga estropeando más albums hermosos como future nostalgia Expand
  32. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    The cursed madonna somehow managed to suck all the magic from Dua's exhilarating second album and spit out a dull and migraine inducing mess that sounds like the sort of production a five year old would make, adding any random sound they could think of. The production is truly appalling and the cursed madonna seems to mistake smooth electrifying dance music for a calamity of sonicThe cursed madonna somehow managed to suck all the magic from Dua's exhilarating second album and spit out a dull and migraine inducing mess that sounds like the sort of production a five year old would make, adding any random sound they could think of. The production is truly appalling and the cursed madonna seems to mistake smooth electrifying dance music for a calamity of sonic perversion. The only club I could see this playing in is the weight watchers club, so its members will get up with lighting pupulsiuon and sprint away from this god awful abomination, with more motivation than the risk of heart disease could ever instill. Expand
  33. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. The original álbum is 10000000% times better, the remixes makes no sense. its imposible to listent to Expand
  34. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    This album is trash i don’t know what the critics are on. Future Nostalgia is a masterpiece but club future nostalgia is actual trash. like don’t listen to it. my ears are scarred it’s actually awful. the cursed madonna shouldn’t have touched this masterpiece. it literally sounds like she just pressed random buttons and made this.
  35. Sep 1, 2020
    3
    Look: Really?
    Dua Lipa and The Blassed Madonna, the remixes are good, I won't say they were terrible because they weren't! However, I found that the remixes spoiled a little with the original album, spoiled with the lyrics, verses and audio of the original songs.
    I didn't want to give a score of 3 (30) to the album, but this remix album really went bad. What saves him is the question of
    Look: Really?
    Dua Lipa and The Blassed Madonna, the remixes are good, I won't say they were terrible because they weren't! However, I found that the remixes spoiled a little with the original album, spoiled with the lyrics, verses and audio of the original songs.
    I didn't want to give a score of 3 (30) to the album, but this remix album really went bad. What saves him is the question of the excellent idea of ​​bringing great artists that have marked the industry, such as Madonna.
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  36. Oct 12, 2020
    0
    Why tf does she keep releasing the same album! It’s so boring and bland and not unique what so ever! She also uses payola too much like chill no one wants to hear your songs Listen to romance and Camila for unique sound and stream wonder and folklore
  37. Oct 30, 2020
    0
    A miss covid em todo seu desespero para alavancar seus singles nos charts lança um álbum de remixes, uma tentativa fala de presente para os fãs, matando inclusive eles com o césio radioativo emitido por esse álbum... Enfim, Dua Lipa não é artista e Loves não são gente.
  38. Nov 19, 2020
    1
    This is so bad, it actually hurts to listen to it. It's not even funny, I'm wondering why this had to happen.
  39. Nov 27, 2020
    0
    Horror. this version is horrible no no no bye ...................................
  40. Mar 9, 2021
    0
    Exceso de samples, no aguanté como se arruinan más y más las canciones de Future Nostalgia y demasiado repetitivo, simplemente vómito auditivo
  41. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    pelo amor de deus blessed madonna volte para o bueiro de onde saiu imediatamente.
  42. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Conseguiu piorar o álbum de maneiras catastróficas. Blessed Madonna fique longe de outras cantoras do pop
  43. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    This remix album is kinda messy, i doesn't make justice to the original album, and the featuring that are in some tracks make some hype, bur the final product is a mess, better go and listen to the original tacks and for the new tracks i'll be waiting to listen the original production instead of this remixes
  44. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Los que se quieren hacer los diferentes y le ponen buena nota a este album
  45. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    'Club Future Nostalgia: The Remix Album'. Unfortunately, to me, this was a misstep for this album. My main problem with this album is that it takes perfect songs in 'Future Nostalgia' and doesn't try and further them in production or styling, just stripping all that was those songs and putting new 'dance' tracks on them. While not every single remix is bad in the record and there are'Club Future Nostalgia: The Remix Album'. Unfortunately, to me, this was a misstep for this album. My main problem with this album is that it takes perfect songs in 'Future Nostalgia' and doesn't try and further them in production or styling, just stripping all that was those songs and putting new 'dance' tracks on them. While not every single remix is bad in the record and there are groovy, dance moments sprinkled throughout, that's the problem. The whole remix record is actually not nearly as groovy and fun to dance to compared to the original and really drags by the end due to the cohesiveness making everything sound the same and bland. Maybe in the club, I would prefer this, but as a daily listener, I wouldn't listen to this at all, especially since I know a more fun perfect dance-pop version of this album is out there. Basically, this album felt unnecessary, especially since 'Future Nostalgia' was a perfect dance-pop album, to begin with, and didn't require this remix. Expand
  46. Nov 24, 2021
    0
    Terrible. No passion, no soul. Worst album of the year. I need something really good to clean up my ears right now.
  47. Sep 8, 2020
    0
    Club Future Nostalgia??? o que tenho a ver? bom na carreira, CFN só serviu pra provar o quão o FN é superior de um trabalho medíocre como esse feito por uma dj who, que põe som de peido nos instrumentais. Parabéns pela coragem, pq noção a gente ver que não tem nenhuma!
  48. Aug 31, 2020
    3
    gurl... wtf, it just spoiled the original album, looking forward to Future Nostalgia side B to fix this bomb
  49. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Bad remixes, they completely make a really bad version of an album that was only relevant by the singles. Expand
  50. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    In no way is this better than the original album, we thought that Dua and the blessed madonna would take another path after ruining levitating with those unnecessary sounds, sadly the only redeemable thing out there is Physical, thanks to Mark Ronson and Gwen. This is annoying and disappointing.
  51. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. NNDNDNNCNCNCNNXNDNDNDNDNDNDNNXNXNXNXNXNXNNXNXNXNXNXNNXNXNCNCNDJDJJEJWJWJJDJCJFJJCJCJCJCJCJJCBFBBF PÉSSIMO HORRÍVEL Expand
  52. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    Dua Lipa is the first woman to give us the best and the worst album of the year. Club future nostalgia is a piece of ****
  53. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    Um non-stop terrível e desnecessário. Me pergunto até agora qual a necessidade disso, tipo, parece muito barato. E desperdiça participações de Missy e Madonna. Único remix pra salvar é com Mark Ronson e Gwen Stefani. Pode voltar pra onde você saiu, Blessed. Eu suplico!
  54. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. All of the great hooks are gone, I've never understand what's the point of a remix that just strips down the song of all the great things and is just 4 minutes of the same beat with few lyrics in between, Mr. Fingers remix of Hallucinate should just be a Hollaback Girl remix. Expand
  55. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    No início do ano, Dua Lipa nos proporcionou uma experiência maravilhosa com o Future Nostalgia e só poderíamos esperar coisas boas vindo pela frente (como uma versão deluxe ou um side b), porém coitados de nós meros fãs. Dua anunciou um remix de Levitating (que me fez nascer um terceiro olho) e depois anunciou o Club Future Nostalgia, um álbum apenas com remixes das músicas do FN, doisNo início do ano, Dua Lipa nos proporcionou uma experiência maravilhosa com o Future Nostalgia e só poderíamos esperar coisas boas vindo pela frente (como uma versão deluxe ou um side b), porém coitados de nós meros fãs. Dua anunciou um remix de Levitating (que me fez nascer um terceiro olho) e depois anunciou o Club Future Nostalgia, um álbum apenas com remixes das músicas do FN, dois descartes e uma música do Dua Lipa Complete Edition. Alguma coisa poderia ser salva, mas não. Esse álbum é podre demais e deve ser a intenção de um remix: estragar toda a boa experiência que a gente tem sobre uma música. Espero muito que ela lance uma versão deluxe do FN, com as músicas que esperamos, pra gente esquecer essa bomba que foi o CFN. Minha nota aqui além de ser 0 é dó Expand
  56. Aug 28, 2020
    2
    The idea that Dua Lipa delivered her acclaimed album Future Nostalgia in the hands of a DJ who did a terrible mix of her songs is worse than the album itself.
  57. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. This is not what we expected, the remixes are so boring. She took a masterpiece and turned it into trash Expand
  58. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Amo a Dua lipa, pero estos remixes son un asco. En vez de lanzar esta aberración debió lanzar la version Deluxe de Future nostalgia. The blessed madonna cag0 el álbum con sus remixes floperos.
  59. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Da dor de cabeça e de ouvido ouvir esse álbum aí, tem barulho de ambulância, barulho de máquina de lavar; boys will be boys samba version... simplesmente uma bagunça mal feita e o que salva são as transições que acaba sendo algo interessante. Não sei como tá sendo aclamado, de verdade, a versão original do álbum merecia tá com essa nota (92 no momento) e não esse lixo sonoro!
  60. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Álbum horrível, estragaram as músicas originais com essa bomba de Hiroshima, eu teria vergonha. Future Nostalgia original maior e MUITO MELHOR. Expand
  61. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    The original version of the album is art. I didn't need an extra version. It could have been good, but it's not. It's grotesque and poorly produced. I feel bad for Dua.
  62. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Horrível, prefiro o original. Mas tem quem goste só não dá pra defender q ninguém é surdo. Expand
  63. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. hsjakaakamamjahagagaanqmqmanbsbsvshwkxbevsjajahagsgsjajanagahahHgaajamamsbsvsbsjamabshamabamaakakistsnskabehsu Expand
  64. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    desnecessário. queria encerrar meu comentário com essa única palavra, mas preciso preencher a quantidade mínima de caracteres.
  65. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    bagunça notável, e a crítica lambeu com gosto. almejo o dia em que eu possa entender qual é pelo menos um dos critérios RIDÍCULOS que eles usam pra fazer as reviews. dei 1 por pena ..................
  66. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    I’m sorry but how does this have a 92 and Carly Rae Jepsen’s albums are all under 90, doesn’t make sense. Critics are beyond biased.
  67. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    This is the fear álbum horrível horroroso me faz mal, álbum horrível nunca deveria ter sido lançado, nem os fãs conseguiram engolir essa bomba sonora
  68. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    So y’all critics bashing new Katy Perry’s album that’s actually good and enjoyable but loving on this train wreck? Uh, okay.
  69. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    álbum PODRE!!!! horrível, horrível, horrível... de longe um dos piores álbuns do ano. a Dua Lipa deve ter soltado o cheque prós críticos aclamarem esse excesso de radiação. HORRÍVEL
  70. Aug 28, 2020
    2
    Dua, my girl, I love you so much but The Unblessed Rat ruined one of the best albums ever.
  71. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This review contains spoilers, click expand to view. Worst Álbum of 2020, even worse than changes, the nonsense noise??? If I wanted to hear random noises I would walk around my neighborhood, right now even staying in a construction work site sounds better than hearing this. The only one that saves it self is Physical that is actually good because Mark Ronson didn't let the "blessed madonna" ruin it. Expand
  72. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    Dua este año hizo el mejor álbum del año pero también el peor del año, me decepcionó completamente
  73. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    This is really bad. I didn’t even really like the original, except for Physical & Cool, but this just ruined the whole album. I don’t know why she let the Blessed Madonna ruin it, it sounds like they pressed a bunch of buttons and made bubble noises over the tracks.
  74. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    El álbum no es malo es pesimo lo odiamoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
  75. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    I'm sorry but this is so bad don't deserve that score... The original one is so much better
  76. Aug 28, 2020
    2
    The album is mostly just repeating instrumental loops and sped up vocal stems... ruined the rest of the Future Nostalgia era.
  77. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    A versão original do álbum é mil vezes melhor que essa bomba bagunçada. E ainda a nota está maior que a do álbum original vsf
  78. Aug 29, 2020
    1
    I think I will pretend that this... thing, don't exist. The original Future Nostalgia still is perfect though.
  79. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    Realmente future nostalgia perdió lo que tenía y su sonido disco desapareció gracias a la DJ
  80. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    1 point for normal Future Nostalgia. -9 points the remixes. Someone please teach The Cursed Madonna how to remix a song without adding random noises and calling it a remix.
  81. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Me cagua, urge muert3 para esta espantapájaros, te repudiamos mierdua, cagamila y tu burlas del pop
  82. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    dua sweetie you did this for what? seriously...

    the songs were perfect before this, it just don’t sound good, the songs literally sounds like you added random beats and sounds, i’m sorry but this was so unnecessary and let’s not talk about the bubbles
  83. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    this album is extremely bad. it is impossible to sit through any of the songs in full. the original future nostalgia was much better. this club remix album was such a disappointment. i wouldn’t even tell my worst enemy to stream this.
  84. Aug 29, 2020
    1
    I normally like disco club music, but this album is hard to listen to. I literally could not finish any tracks. One of the worst albums I ever listened to. The critics are either listening to another album, or are getting paid to lie. There is no other explanation for the high scores. I gave it a 1 but 0 would have been more appropriate.
  85. Aug 29, 2020
    0
    La versión original es muy buena, pero con estos remixes no me gustó ni una sola, debería de ser mejor, no empeorarlo
  86. Aug 30, 2020
    1
    De lejos la peor decepción del año 2020, una total catastrofe que no tiene por donde agarrarse, hagamos como que nunca existió.
  87. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    Es una vergüenza, no se que tenia dua lipa en la cabeza, el album original es puro, pero esto es horrible, realmente no hay tanto que decir fue una decepción, esperaba algo grandioso, pero solo fue algo horrible.
  88. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Dua Lipa is the only artist of 2020 (and maybe in history hahaha) to make the one on the best and one of the worst albums in the same year.

    This is the tragedy of 2020. THIS ALBUM. The critics are out of their minds. They gave Smile and folklore less points than this abomination. This deserves just a point more than what Changes got, it's torture to listen to it in full.
  89. Sep 2, 2020
    0
    ONE WORD: AWWWWWWWFUL!

    Just a disaster, I cant explain how dua ruined her own ALBUM
  90. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Realmente malo, Future Nostalgia es arte por si solo, nunca debió haber sacado esto.
  91. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    i mean, future nostalgia was totally incredible and deserved every single review it was given, it deserved even more. but this hot mess is seriously the worst that has ever happened to the pop genre, the blessed madonna shouldn’t have made this, every single track is a mess, don’t know why the reviews are so high, i’m not a katycat, but smile deserved this kind of punctuations.
  92. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Bored, plastic music, Always the same, she can do a Best work, her original álbum was better
  93. Aug 28, 2020
    1
    It's outrageous the way they were able to destroy tracks from such a perfect album as Future Nostalgia. I don't give it a zero because of the featurings.
  94. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Esperaba más con los tálalos de artistas que eran las colaboraciones, sin embargo todo el álbum suena igual y no le encontré sentido. Remix muy básicos. Esperaba más.
  95. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    The question that remains in how Dua Lipa delivered an album like Future Nostalgia in the hands of a DJ who needs mixing lessons.
  96. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Far worse than fn....All the remixes ruined original songs especially levitating remix
  97. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Esse álbum foi bem desnecessário de ser feito, poderia ter deixado em off, tem alguns remixes ótimos, porém só isso
  98. Aug 30, 2020
    0
    Estos remix nunca debieron existir , son horrorosos en todos sentidos , ninguno se puede salvar
  99. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Todo es aburrido, teniendo a una talentosa y grande artista como madonna ¿Por que todo este álbum es aburrido?
    Tal vez la época de Madonna ya pasó de moda, y necesita colgarse de artistas frescos como la talentosa Dua Lipa.
  100. Aug 28, 2020
    0
    Pesimo, malos remix nada nuevo
    Pense que tendría buenas colaboraciones pero no,
Metascore
81

Universal acclaim - based on 7 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 6 out of 7
  2. Negative: 0 out of 7
  1. Sep 2, 2020
    69
    Fun while it lasts, but somehow less than the sum of its parts.
  2. Aug 31, 2020
    60
    While first-timers to this era would be best served listening to the parent album first, existing fans who can't get enough of that LP will find Club Future Nostalgia to be an absolute blast.
  3. 100
    The entire thing is produced meticulously; each track slides into the next to ensure the party never stops. Club Future Nostalgia is pure, undiluted fun.