Splendid's Scores

  • Music
For 793 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 65% higher than the average critic
  • 2% same as the average critic
  • 33% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 75
Highest review score: 100 Humming By The Flowered Vine
Lowest review score: 10 Fire
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 20 out of 793
793 music reviews
    • 68 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Hal
    You'll either find it cloying and saccharine or heartfelt and precise, or maybe a little bit of both.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Though marred by a few missteps, it's mostly enjoyable, if unchallenging.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    I'm used to hearing more layers in this type of music, and the simplicity here is surprising -- not necessarily in a good way.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Although the Cooper Temple Clause pack plenty of celestial firepower and darkwave ambiance into their six-minute movements, by the time they unveil the epic "Written Apology", the sheer compositional weight is too much for a mortal listener to handle.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Like their NYC peers Liars and the Rapture, HHH are adept at fusing dancefloor polemics with angular guitar atmospherics, yet their sound lacks the sweat-soaked sexual ardor that those groups flaunt so remorselessly.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    #1
    While there's no denying the hedonistic charm of "Emerge" or "Turn On", it's also obvious that the album slips easily into a beat-happy rut, never quite pulling off the total and complete transfixion it was so obviously designed to achieve.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    Anyone searching for a wholly absorbing listening experience should look (and listen) elsewhere.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    While there are plenty of MTV2-ready tunes, the record doesn't bear much repetition.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Taken as a group, Heroes to Zeros' slower songs are the musical equivalent of a month-long sinus infection: heavy on the repetition, sleepy detachment and sensory deprivation.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The passion that once seeped from the group now appears manufactured.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Plenty of albums split the difference between gems and junk, but the biggest problem with Glass House is that it lacks any discernible anima; the band seems to be phoning in their performance from a comfy armchair somewhere in Milwaukee.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I so want to hate this album.... If only the album flat-out sucked, I'd be on much firmer ground. Too bad it doesn't.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Unfortunately, it seems that the only thing he really learned was how to write a Pavement tune, and he's having a little trouble trying to figure out what to do with himself now that Pavement is no more.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There's nothing wrong with her performance -- it's just undistinguished.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    For a band that regularly draws comparisons to Beta Band and Pavement, Vehicles & Animals is all too pedestrian.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Their songs routinely beg for a spoken message, to the point where their originals sound like dub versions.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I wouldn't go so far as to say that White People should never have happened... but Paul and Dan would do well to move on while they're still ahead.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    While the Big Chorus and post-hardcore theatricality are hardly disparate stylistic traits, it's odd that Rogue Wave would embrace them after establishing themselves as a nuanced pop outfit.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Although the group's previous outings routinely got bogged down in forced experimentalism, Broken Ear Record at least keeps the pace sufficiently frantic, which allows us to excuse some (if not all) of its more self-indulgent moments.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    I can respect the need to innovate in hip-hop, but variety here comes at a cost -- there's no coherent or consistent melodic through-line.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    You say you don't give a shit about lyrics? That's good; most of Echoes' lyrics aren't worth giving a shit about.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Mid-tempo rocker follows mid-tempo rocker without any change of pace to keep things interesting.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Statistics... come off like an emo version of Coldplay.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    In the end, Tree City's quality makes its carbon-copy nature all the more frustrating.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Sparta seem a bit too retro-focused for their own good.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Seal IV... finds him retreading old ground and misguidedly attempting to claim new territory.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    There's a lot to admire on Jackinabox, although it's ultimately less than spectacular and even occasionally embarrassing.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    By forsaking professionals for amateurs, the Plan has narrowed the scope of their artistic vision; for every stunning reworking, like Deadverse's "Automatic", there's a stinker like ASCDI's predictably bland mix of "Time Bomb" or Cynyc's blasé beat-slapping "Following Through".
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    After a while, the songs begin to sound the same, and while Martey's vocals are consistently strong, the fact that she almost always sings in the same range robs them of much of their effect.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    The tunes just circle like SUVs in a parking lot; there are traces of a head of steam, of a nod towards explosive tune-structures, but it seems the ball is dropped at the last minute in favour of a holding-pattern approach -- the familiar bassline and chorused keys. It's a letdown.