- Critic score
- Publication
- By date
-
Alternative PressThe Black Parade is MCR's whole raison d'etre rolled up into one mega-decibel calling card. [Nov 2006, p.179]
-
What makes "The Black Parade" so exciting isn't anything rock is quite used to.... My Chemical Romance expresses the next generation's quest by redrawing the boundaries of reality itself.
-
This is such a great, great record for so many reasons.
-
For the first time in what seems like a long time, here is an album that is going to be deservedly huge.
-
This album is not just the band's most adventurous but also its best.
-
They've created the Sgt. Pepper of screamo.
-
This is one to file alongside 'American Idiot', 'Doolittle' and 'Nevermind' on your greatest US rock albums shelf.
-
Simultaneously brutal and hilarious, and bristling with wake-up-call urgency, “The Black Parade” may prove to be the best rock record of the year.
-
The most bonkers album of the year, but one of the best.
-
It makes for a record that's their strongest, most cohesive yet, even if it isn't quite as weird or compelling as it should be given the group's lofty ambitions.
-
The Black Parade... is the best mid-Seventies record of 2006, a rabid, ingenious paraphrasing of echoes and kitsch from rock's golden age of bombast.
-
"The Black Parade" is a big, fat, obnoxious, difficult, overbaked concept record and it's all the more exciting for it.
-
Uncut[It] sees them break out of the subculture in spectacular style. [Nov 2006, p.123]
-
It's a compelling record in the same way as Green Day's "American Idiot" was: Each shows a band pushing itself to grow, and succeeding far more than anyone could have reasonably expected.
-
SpinIt's a savage, heartfelt, at times hilarious goth-mosh emopera. [Nov 2006, p.95]
-
As with many concept albums, the concept itself gets buried beneath the show-off virtuosity, the band's ringing need to not only impress but bedazzle the listener.
-
Q MagazineFans will be baffled, but this is magnificently deranged stuff. [Nov 2006, p.147]
-
They've succeeded at making a good big-dumb-rock record, but you get the sense they didn't mean for it to be quite this dumb.
-
Tight as a unit, and apparently determined to create music that will, in one way or another, appeal to everyone, My Chemical Romance are in danger of forgetting that hooks, riffs, and yes, aggression, are also needed to stay on top of their game.
-
MojoDespite its bleak outlook, this is a record big on nagging choruses and arm-punching emo punk that--more often than not--aims for the mainstream artery. [Dec 2006, p.110]
-
This is a goofy record of bubblegum punk, with Queen lapping at its edges and enough good tracks to justify the smattering of empty screamfests.
-
For all that sonic triumph, the lyrics feel like an empty gesture, sub–Trapper Keeper woe-mongering that'll thrill suburban teens but sounds odd coming from guys old enough to know better.
-
These songs contain all the accoutrements of anguish and despair: he sings the words, he screams the words. So why does it all sound so fake?
-
It reeks of a band with ideas above their station.
Awards & Rankings
User score distribution:
-
Positive: 708 out of 790
-
Mixed: 19 out of 790
-
Negative: 63 out of 790
-
Nov 26, 2011
-
Dec 16, 2011
-
willJJul 5, 2009Amazing. Pure genius. The best album of the decade and the best band to emerge in the past twenty years.