New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
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For 6,014 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
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Positive: 4,234 out of 6014
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Mixed: 1,627 out of 6014
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Negative: 153 out of 6014
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Dummy Boy is one of the most unlistenable rap records of this year. ... He’s delivered a bland project. Often, it’s as though he took what was in his drafts folder and released it as a “studio album.”- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 3, 2018
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This one was originally an art piece performed live at the Borscht Film Festival in Miami, with attendees absorbing the sound and images simultaneously. Divorced of that context, it belongs only in the sea.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Aug 16, 2018
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It’s not an issue that this is a pop album. The issue is that it’s weak and is a contrived commercial move.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 17, 2017
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Overall, it misses Hot Chip’s outsider appeal completely, coming off as whingey and middle aged. Don’t bother.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Oct 31, 2014
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The artist's 3rd album constitutes the h-pop formula at its most unremarkable.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 13, 2014
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Even a run of solid guest stars--Solange, Toro Y Moi and Vampire Weekend’s Ezra Koenig--can’t pump any passion into this flaccid cringe-fest.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 12, 2014
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Allen’s old sharp eye feels watery on Sheezus, squinting at the discourse around feminism, race and privilege unfolding online in 2014, and riding them as a bandwagon back to the middle of the very space the Myspace-spawned pop star once owned, but not having the conviction to do much with them once she’s arrived.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 5, 2014
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It’s business as usual with the release of their spaghetti-mess fourth.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Mar 31, 2014
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While Happy Families’ snappy sludge hints at a slight reprieve, the jingle-jangle whimsy of Larry Lizard is a tired reminder that there’s only one crime worse than being outright bad--and that’s being as mind-numbingly banal as this.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Mar 14, 2014
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The debut album from half-Scottish, half-Swedish songwriter Nina Nesbitt is pop so sugary it’ll rot your teeth.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 18, 2014
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Their latest album You is very much an acquired taste, a wonky clatter that eight fellas with wayward Warren Ellis beards and DIY instrument workshops in their sheds will surely jizz themselves silly over.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 12, 2014
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If Skinner is coasting on production duties, then Harvey is overcompensating on the vocals.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 18, 2013
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They swiftly slump back into portentous jams made for mourning failed crops, made worse by the ye olde farmhand Yoda-isms of Eric Pulido.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 4, 2013
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- Posted Aug 12, 2013
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- Posted May 1, 2013
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- Posted May 1, 2013
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Wayne's 10th studio album sees memory of his charisma and sparkle during that mid '00s era fade further.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 15, 2013
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- Posted Mar 11, 2013
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- Posted Feb 26, 2013
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The album itself consists of 11 tracks of unimaginative pub rock that, at best, rips off The Darkness, and at worst comes across like a bunch of teenagers in their first band.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 21, 2013
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Ensconced in the current UK hip-hop trend of being both depressing and cheesy, 23-year-old James Devlin raps about weapons, swine flu and diabetes.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 6, 2013
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How anyone outside the walls of a mental asylum could genuinely enjoy the annoyingly repetitive industrial drum-throbs, aimless experimento-guitar crunches and lyrics about "reeking gonads" that characterise songs called things like 'Epizootics!' is beyond me.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jan 15, 2013
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Mary J Blige, Ella bloody Fitzgerald and the odious Cee Lo (see above) all phone in a hand, but… look, just get the book [his autobiography], OK? It's brilliant, and this isn't.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 17, 2012
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Why are you half-arseing your way through such a thick slurry of clod-hopping ska-by-numbers? Or wallowing in pits of cliché?- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 16, 2012
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Only the Bond-esque 'Confide In Me' is worthwhile in an otherwise sorry array of pop bangers left soggy on the barbecue.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Oct 31, 2012
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- Posted Oct 25, 2012
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A lacklustre collection of what sounds like pallid versions of previous hits.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Sep 20, 2012
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This is a slew of hackneyed teenage poetry, trowelled onto a bed of sift-rock cliché.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Aug 28, 2012
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More problematic than the bad lyrics or air of disengagement is Higgins' involvement. Too much of the album sounds washed out and painfully clean.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 15, 2012
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Too much of Not Your Kind Of People is pedestrian, anodyne and utterly unremarkable.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 15, 2012
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- Posted May 1, 2012
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Things limp from bad to tedious with 'White Noise', a song so passé it just bought its first shares in ITV Digital.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 24, 2012
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Insipid marshmallow post-rock that occasionally sniffs in the direction of Yuck or Mogwai, but mostly glowers in a dismally cloying, precious nostalgia.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 29, 2012
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The Loudest Engine punches for psychedelia and falls flat in a puddle of MOR.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 1, 2012
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For a pair of wannabe pop classicists, Cardinal's cardinal sin is the failure to provide anything approaching a whistleable melody.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jan 24, 2012
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The Christmas album can risk being a sonic Round Robin, of interest to few but its creators, dispossessed of all perspective as they've mired themselves deep in their icky, cosy world.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jan 18, 2012
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This is music for message-board moderators and the greasy-haired sycophants who hang around too long after gigs, and precisely no-one else.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 30, 2011
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It's not quite pop enough to dance to, and almost shlock-country enough to make you give up listening to music altogether.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 15, 2011
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- Posted Oct 26, 2011
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After two albums treading water in the tricky oceans of landfill indie, the tides are turning.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Sep 28, 2011
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Just as you're starting to see light at the end of the tunnel, you realise that there's another five-track EP by these self-absorbed, boring, aesthetically bankrupt bellends still to go. Double bummer.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jul 28, 2011
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- Posted Jul 26, 2011
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It's difficult to believe Limp Bizkit could return after all this time somehow even more hateful than before.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 28, 2011
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- Posted Jun 20, 2011
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It's an album full of the sort of drippy ballads and droopy soft rock that should induce an involuntary gag reflex in anyone under the age of 45.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 20, 2011
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Four years on, his fifth album just feels stodgily generic.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Jun 1, 2011
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For now, though, she's no better than one of Cowell's ventriloquist dummies.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted May 6, 2011
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Shocker! The long-awaited (it says here) follow-up to a sublimely average debut is another half-arsed muppet show executed with the charisma of a terminally ill sloth.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 22, 2011
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[They] not only resemble hoity-toity Fields Of The Nephilim lookalikes but are just as godawful to listen to.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Apr 5, 2011
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- Posted Mar 25, 2011
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So, you're a founding member of the legendary hip-hip combo Wu Tang Clan. And your fans are extremely pissed because you went and done a track with that Justin Bieber.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Mar 7, 2011
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- Posted Feb 17, 2011
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Despite Cee Lo's vocal guidance (Brixton Briefcase), you almost black out from the terribleness before coming to and realising you're too good for this soulless nonsense.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 10, 2011
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Rolling Blackouts sees them doing what The Go! Team do: flailing and yelping like meth-addicted Energiser bunnies, which, as you may have figured, is not a compliment.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Feb 7, 2011
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- Posted Jan 24, 2011
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This album is a tribute to enduring a profoundly underwhelming pop star existence. The banality could be forgiven if it included even one decent hook but alas, no.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Dec 16, 2010
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Cardiology is monstrously offensive – the latest shit-streak by music's laziest sons.- New Musical Express (NME)
- Posted Nov 1, 2010
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Richard Paul Ashcroft has assembled that most ruggedly authentic of musical backings, a team of LA session players, and walked them through all of his most anodyne default settings, at a deadeningly flat pace.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Margins though, is mawkish and self-indulgent to the last, a wet weekend of a record, drably trudging through inelegant, wannabe-Mike Leigh vignettes into Smith's failed relationship.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Just when you think Audio Secrecy can get no more infuriating, you find the most overwrought of the ballads lodging their tunes inside the melodic part of your cranium.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The title track is 11 minutes of painfully celestial balladeering self-indulgence, a mess of standard-Sufjan jittering flutes mixed with the most offensive noise from his best-avoided early electronic period.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Like a modern empowered woman, Keane are obsessed with ‘having it all’. Juggling a career, great hair and kids equates for them to making safe, dowdy AOR while giving the finger to those who call them safe, dowdy AOR.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Unless you’re hyped up on a cocktail of Sunny D and Haribo yourself, you’ll find most of this album very annoying indeed.- New Musical Express (NME)
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They peddle clichés about ugly ducklings and shagging that are so offensive they make a donkey braying into a bin sound like the ripe observations of a Charlie Brooker column.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Just when you think they’ve already smithereened the silly barrier, what the world needs most swiftly turns up: Hadouken! go Auto-Tune.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Radric Davis is deeply flawed, and ultimately Gucci has committed the worst crime in rap: he’s boring.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It’s not Hudson’s foghorn bellowings that are the real enemy on this record, it’s that motherfucking computer program [Auto-Tune].- New Musical Express (NME)
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You could argue Wolfmother’s ballsy and carefree hi-octane music is all just innocent fun, ideally washed down with a six pack of tinnies. Yet it’s utterly devoid of soul and intelligence.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Yeah, it’s his shtick, and you could laugh with him if the music was in any way exciting. Unfortunately, however, Dark Touches filth-funk fury is made impotent by sheer lack of hooks.- New Musical Express (NME)
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This time the Mickie Most-omatic (phasers set to Winehouse) has dredged up someone so inauthentic she makes Duffy look like Johnny Cash.- New Musical Express (NME)
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You can’t help but feel that Gary Go’s biggest ambition is to be on the soundtrack for "The Hills."- New Musical Express (NME)
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The message is simple: the joke isn’t funny any more, last orders rang long ago and the game is well and truly up.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Ireton’s voice has an unschooled grace which elevates ‘Hiding Neath My Umbrella’ to the status of an interesting, if flimsy, curio in Murdoch’s canon. It’s just a shame the rest of the record, and the new recruits, are so fucking woeful.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It’s decent in places but it’s just… you know that feeling you get when someone you love is so wracked with pointless worry that you just want to shake them and shake them until they snap out of it?- New Musical Express (NME)
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The Hacker is still a dab hand at dark electro, his rich, chewy tracks bubbling like molasses in a cauldron; Miss Kittin still veers close to self-parody.- New Musical Express (NME)
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If soukous and Congolese rumba sound exotic, the reality is as bland as yam quiche.- New Musical Express (NME)
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All that seems to have been lost over the years of caning from the likes of ‘We Are Electric’ and ‘Danse En France’ are the tunes.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Though there’s a lot to dislike, there’s also the bones of something interesting here. If only they’d stuck with making more numbers like the enticing Adam Green-ish gypsy pop of ‘Neal’, they might just have won us over.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Thieves Like Us look and sound like three yuppies trying out the music lark after being laid off by an investment banking firm.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The effect this record has, with its remedial drumming, crappy store-bought synth presets and faux-sensitive, third-form lyrics, is as pleasant as unnecessary eye surgery.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Unrelentingly maudlin and hell-bent on ramming every potential silence with soporific guitars and proverbially pathetic fallacy, ‘AM’ only perks up on its two covers.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Musically, they’ve ripped off swathes of things contemporary and popular to make them ‘hip’, but it just feels like some dodgy old guy at a bus stop telling you he digs Klaxons.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Is this the best we can do? Desperate-to-be-authentic, carbohydrate-stodgy white blues, played by an elderly man pretending to be a tramp? Really, you deserve better.- New Musical Express (NME)
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And Then Boom is the moment the ironic ’80s electro revival finally manages to jump the shark.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Madonna and Perez Hilton may be fans, then, but if you’ve got even a passing interest in actually enjoying a record, don’t buy this one.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The title track sounds like it is vocalised by the female speech function on a Mac's TextEdit facility and is roughly the worst thing ever made, yet it's still only the third-worst track on the album- New Musical Express (NME)
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The music is as grotesquely over-produced as its lyrics are undercooked, with glossy drum rolls and naff scratching segments fighting for attention on the gruesome battlefield.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Angels & Airwaves labour under the illusion that "mature" equals "worthwhile;" and that means long, directionless songs swathed in echo pedals and factory-set keyboards.- New Musical Express (NME)
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What follows is the sound of a band trying and failing to forge a new identity - boy-band balladry, U2-style stadium rock and Metallica-esque melodic crunch are all attempted with predictably patchy results.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'The Boy With No Name' is everything you'd expect from a new Travis album and less.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Their songs are either shitty soft-rock or worse, wink-nudge pastiches like the new-wavey 'Someone To Love'.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Vile, goth-jock pop with all the wit and nuance of a urine-soaked sock.- New Musical Express (NME)
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She has talent to burn, but rather than challenge herself, Stone has chosen to throw herself on a multi-million dollar bullet train to the centre of mediocrity.- New Musical Express (NME)
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