No Ripcord's Scores

  • Music
For 2,725 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 43% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 54% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 2.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 70
Highest review score: 100 Island
Lowest review score: 0 Scream
Score distribution:
2725 music reviews
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    This record is half as clever as it thinks it is, and utterly inessential.
    • 50 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Quite frankly, it's f**king boring.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Bricolage is as a sometimes fun but mostly ambitionless and unnecessary project.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Now, there’s nothing wrong with something throwaway now and again, but it’s difficult to stomach over the course of eleven tracks.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    A miserable buffet of rock ‘n’ roll cliches, from saccharine ballads to off-color glam to bland MTV rock. It’s essentially homeopathic rock muzak.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    They are capable of making albums that are big, over the top and fun. The Resistance is over the top, but comes off as boisterous and overblown.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Ye
    ye doesn’t reward repeat listens. It gives its limited treasures upfront and it’s an album with precious little beneath the surface.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    In the end it's hard to fathom just who is going to really love this album.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The bottom line here is that this is a boring album, plain and simple.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The Libertines have tried to recreate the feeling of their halcyon era but have lost their mojo during their extended hiatus, which means that most of the time, this record sounds like someone playing dialogue from outtakes of Steptoe And Son over a recording of an out-of-tune piano being pushed down an old flight of stairs.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    From referencing Harold Shipman in a song title to taking a moral high ground to the view of secluding yourself with drugs, Songs for Our Mothers presents an insignificant manifesto.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    It's not too hard to imagine the Saunders sisters staring aimlessly while some confused producers shuffle the cards until randomly finding their rhythmic groove. And that's the worst think about this record: constantly thinking of the word studio when you're trying to invest some emotion.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The album suffers some of the worst adjectives any musician can hear: boring, forgettable, and embarrassing.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    The girls are solid musicians, and they’ve structured their little songs well enough. The record is pretty short too, clocking in at 24 minutes, which is good, because I was bored already at the 15 minute mark.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    While not everything here is awful, the good is often streaked throughout each song like marbled fat in a rubber steak.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Vices & Virtues bucks that somewhat healthy trend in entirely the wrong manner, and represents exactly the kind of the uninspired drudgery of Americana indie rock that has emerged in the wake of the likes of My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy.
    • 54 Metascore
    • 30 Critic Score
    Wet feel disconnected from the album's overarching theme, and though they do put some feeling into their maudlin ballads, you'll come off it without remembering a single note.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Every song on here comes from a collaboration from a different source, or a different trend that Legend is hopping on. There’s nothing personal here. ... Bigger Love’s second half has painful trap pop (Don’t Walk Away), plastic soul (Remember Us, Always), and a piano ballad closer with no defining traits or features (Never Break), all in classic John Legend fashion.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Synths take a higher precedence this time round: it’s an indie-pop record, far from their post-hardcore roots; indeed Living in Song sounds like an Architecture in Helsinki knockoff. But even when you can hear the band trying out new things, it simply sounds turgid.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    4
    Where this album should be fresh and current, it sounds tired, repetitive and uninspired.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    It is, quite frankly, tedious and utterly un-inspiring, lacking any serious ability to convey the emotive forces which I would hope drove the song writing processes. [Review of UK release The Future Is Medieval]
    • 58 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    A 55-minute mess called Curtis, undoubtedly one of this year’s worst releases.
    • 37 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    The derivativeness quickly overwhelms.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Mostly everything is contrived and cliché, lifted from a stock collection of guitar rock and electro rock of the past ten years.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    There is no excuse for accepting this level of mediocrity.
    • 49 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Conveniently, he’s premeditated every song in #willpower with a bevy of wishy-washy, quotable clichés that are meant to fit the space of 140 characters. Sadly, that's as deep as it gets.
    • 51 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    This album is a carbon copy of Vampire Weekend, but you know how when Gus Van Sant remade Psycho shot for shot and it was rubbish? It's like that.
    • 63 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    Aside from a few crunching riffs and a smattering of neat melodies, there’s very little to recommend within Drones.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 20 Critic Score
    They’re playing the blues, man, and obviously, nobody does that anymore. And really, even on a good half of From the Fires, the fast-tracked major label signees don’t even try to really emulate their esteemed deities’ dangerous sexuality and, instead, bafflingly resort to half-assed emotional platitudes.