Results May Vary
by Limp Bizkit
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4.2

Mixed or average reviews- based on 223 Ratings

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  1. Positive: 87 out of 223
  2. Mixed: 22 out of 223
  3. Negative: 114 out of 223

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  1. nathanbo
    May 24, 2015
    0
    For a title "Results May Vary" it is surprising how one sided the reviews have been. Limp Bizkit has always carried great energy in their music and were even one of the most respected metal bands of the 90's; however, to many they lost what made what made them so unique in the early naughties. This is clearly evident in this "album." I quoted album because I'm not quite sure it's theFor a title "Results May Vary" it is surprising how one sided the reviews have been. Limp Bizkit has always carried great energy in their music and were even one of the most respected metal bands of the 90's; however, to many they lost what made what made them so unique in the early naughties. This is clearly evident in this "album." I quoted album because I'm not quite sure it's the right word to describe this collection of noise. Toxic sounds or mathematically formulated wavelengths designed kill brain cells are better ways of describing this cornucopia of audio pain. Hardcore Limp Bizkit fans may enjoy this, but even they will probably find most of the tacks generic and boring. Limp Bizkit's unique blend of metal, rap, funk and alt metal is not present in this "album." Instead we are treated with nu metal that comes across as blander than a week old bowl of oatmeal. While listening to this I felt like I was being eaten alive by an all encompassing creature designed by the most cookie cutter music producers of L.A. I think Limp Bizkit needs some sort of re-entry in sound because whatever they have been doing the past decade has not been working. The whole time I was listening to this I was wishing it was almost over. If I hear any of these "tracks" in my car it is proof that radio is dead. I rather drown in white noise that is most of Nickelback's hits than listen to this.… Expand
  2. MetalMovieNerd
    Nov 6, 2012
    2
    I could just say what I did about their last album, but I'm not going to. Wes Borland isn't even remotely present on this album and the musicianship is dreadfully dull. The lyrics are surprisingly worse than they were before due to Fred Durst and his "zanny" acts and stupidity and it doesn't help that the lyrics are irrelevant. I'll give the first two albums some kind of credit (not muchI could just say what I did about their last album, but I'm not going to. Wes Borland isn't even remotely present on this album and the musicianship is dreadfully dull. The lyrics are surprisingly worse than they were before due to Fred Durst and his "zanny" acts and stupidity and it doesn't help that the lyrics are irrelevant. I'll give the first two albums some kind of credit (not much but some), but here its just shocking. Truly a testament to how bad nu metal is and its demise.… Expand
  3. KrisL.
    Mar 25, 2004
    3
    Limp Bizkit is now like a dog who was just neutered and had its teeth kicked in . The edge and energy they had in their first 2 albums are but a thing of the past. The whiny nu-metal kids raised on Staind, Linkin Park, and most of the crappy bands today like that will probably like it (and are rabidly apparent in their reviews), but old school fans and just about everyone else need not apply.
  4. sanddude
    Jan 5, 2011
    0
    Limp Bizkit always sucked, but this is just--- to bad to simply put in words. The vocals are even more terrible than on Siginificant Other or Chocolate Starfish, the lyrics are a violent, misogynystic mess, and many more reasons are available why this album sucks.
  5. DAX616
    Jan 17, 2013
    3
    I can honestly say this album sucks. It's got a couple good songs, but overall it seems they didn't know what to do with their new guitar player. Durst never understood that nobody cared about how troubled his childhood/teen years were, I personally don't care as long as his lyrics give me something to think about, and lame rhymes with loads of complaints is not a good combination. TheI can honestly say this album sucks. It's got a couple good songs, but overall it seems they didn't know what to do with their new guitar player. Durst never understood that nobody cared about how troubled his childhood/teen years were, I personally don't care as long as his lyrics give me something to think about, and lame rhymes with loads of complaints is not a good combination. The music overall is not so good, they wrote a couple good riffs for this album, but the rest is just forgettable. The song they made with Snoop Dogg, instead of giving the album a stand-out track for Dogg or LB fans, it was mostly ignored by all people, because nobody likes annoying and repetitive rap-like electronic music.
    So I should give this album a 3, maybe, and my problem with this album is that I like it a lot even though I realize only idiots like me could like it, knowing it's a piece of **** But oh, well....    … Expand
  6. SimonA
    May 1, 2004
    0
    incredible bad they turning The Who's masterpiece Behind Blue Eyes to a joke.Every song is about how sorry he feels for him self because Britny left him.
  7. EdC
    Aug 5, 2005
    0
    Notice how all of the Limp Biscuit supporters are just too dumb to make a good arguement for the album, so they just tell everyone else who is not tone deaf like they are to shut up. Limp Bistcuit, Linking Park, MudVain, Pudders of Mud, just suck! Really! But in the case of the Biscuit, the garbage they claim to be music is uninspired, uncreative, idiotic, stupid, and total crap. But Notice how all of the Limp Biscuit supporters are just too dumb to make a good arguement for the album, so they just tell everyone else who is not tone deaf like they are to shut up. Limp Bistcuit, Linking Park, MudVain, Pudders of Mud, just suck! Really! But in the case of the Biscuit, the garbage they claim to be music is uninspired, uncreative, idiotic, stupid, and total crap. But wait, we havent heard anything yet. Wait till Limp Biscuit, Linking Park, N*Sink, and $0.50 get together to go on tour. Wow, what crap that would be.… Expand
  8. ChadC.
    Jul 15, 2008
    0
    This is the most horrendous piece of shit ever. Well, okay, I'll admit: it is better than K-Fed's album. But that's it.
  9. JamieL
    Oct 3, 2003
    0
    This cd is absolutely terrble
  10. SophieM
    Oct 18, 2007
    0
    I heard the terrible reviews for this one and I realised that a friend had bought it - I lent it to play through and it was absolutely awful. Seriously, diabolical. It wasn't even so bad you could make fun of it, it went beyond that.
  11. Jiano74
    Nov 11, 2016
    2
    This album has some okay songs but overall this is a truly dreadful album. There is a reason whilst many people don't like Limp Bizkit and this is exactly why a mess of an album.
  12. WXYZ
    Oct 17, 2015
    0
    I would honestly listen to a cat getting its tail chopped off than this. Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water was bad, but not terrible. This, however, is a travesty. Not one single song is worth listening to, and what's even worse is that they made a cover of the beautiful The Who song "Behind Blue Eyes". All the people who gave this 10s just wrote "Hey, this CD rocks! Go LimpI would honestly listen to a cat getting its tail chopped off than this. Chocolate Starfish & The Hot Dog Flavored Water was bad, but not terrible. This, however, is a travesty. Not one single song is worth listening to, and what's even worse is that they made a cover of the beautiful The Who song "Behind Blue Eyes". All the people who gave this 10s just wrote "Hey, this CD rocks! Go Limp Bizkit!" "Another masterpiece by the great Limp Bizkit!" No. Just NO. Those are not valid arguments. After listening through the whole album I just wish I could take it all back. I will admit it, though, it's not the worst album I have ever heard; Kevin Federline beat them to it three years later.… Expand
  13. Cancerous12
    Dec 26, 2017
    3
    If you are regarded by Limp Bizkit fans (some of the dumbest fans of all time) as a big mistake, I think it's time to reconsider your career.
  14. hornysoul
    Oct 5, 2018
    2
    Um total pesadelo. Um lixo musical. Uma dor auditiva. Basicamente, este álbum está repleto de sons tóxicos que matam as nossas células cerebrais. Até mesmo aqueles que defendem com unhas e dentes a banda, provavelmente irão achar que "Results May Vary" é monótono, aborrecido e com um conceito indefinido.
  15. mikethauthority
    Oct 20, 2003
    0
    i'll never get over it.
  16. Razael
    Oct 8, 2003
    0
    This is so fucked up...the new album is the same shit like all the other ones, only a lot crappier!!! Fred, go find yourself another job or move to Canada and never come back..please.
  17. mattp
    Oct 20, 2006
    0
    ha ha ha ah ah ha
  18. Rudys
    Jan 28, 2006
    0
    Pure crap
  19. wills
    Oct 4, 2003
    1
    this CD does serve one purpose, it will make you laugh.
  20. EdgeC
    Oct 4, 2003
    2
    Limp are has-beens. The album is consistantly weak and is nothing new. How many tracks are on the CD? It doesn't matter, you'll keeping skipping every track until it's over anyway.
  21. JakeM.
    Oct 5, 2003
    0
    WOW, I never knew Limp Bizkit can suck so damn much.
  22. Tom
    Oct 7, 2003
    0
    Without even a shred of socially redeeming value. Fred has to be the whiniest, most self-absorbed "rock star" ever. Must be cause he's bald as a baby's bottom. Give it a rest already. NOONE CARES.
  23. ShelR
    Jan 22, 2005
    0
    this is the worst cd i have ever heard
  24. BlaineR
    Mar 7, 2005
    0
    Vomit in audio form
  25. maxpower
    Aug 2, 2005
    0
    These guys should just quit now, this is awful music plain and simple. Fred Durst is one of the worst vocalists in the history of recorded music.
  26. Rudys
    Jan 28, 2006
    0
    Pure crap
  27. Dr.F.A.Chuck
    Oct 5, 2006
    0
    If you actually like this album, or even anything by this band for that matter, you need to face up to the fact that you have terrible taste. It's that simple. You don't ever see fast food reviewed by food critics. It's because it sucks. I'm willing to wager that if you like this band, you also like to eat fast food. A lot. And the only thing you can come up with to If you actually like this album, or even anything by this band for that matter, you need to face up to the fact that you have terrible taste. It's that simple. You don't ever see fast food reviewed by food critics. It's because it sucks. I'm willing to wager that if you like this band, you also like to eat fast food. A lot. And the only thing you can come up with to say when confronted with your own bad taste is, "Limp Bizkit rulez!!!" That is not making a point. That is saying something with nothing to back it up, just like I can tell you that I can eat an apple and shit out a fruit salad. People, especially people with bad taste, like to say a lot of meaningless things. It does not make them right, nor does it mean we should take them seriously. People who actually know what they are talking about, you know, people with good taste, intelligent people, etc... they have all gotten together and guess what? We all agree that this music is one of the worst examples of the medium. Now get back to flipping burgers, you lame jocko retards.… Expand
  28. Angelo
    May 9, 2007
    0
    Beyond awful.
  29. wackyman
    Oct 13, 2003
    1
    are they seriously thinking anyone will take this crap seriously?
  30. MikeC
    Oct 16, 2003
    0
    Why I bothered even listening is still a mystery. Generic sounding crap-rock. Fred Durst must be the most witless person on the planet. If you're going to try and make fun of people on your albums, at least do a good job of it. If you're really into mindless garbage (i.e. their other albums) you'll probably love this one. P.S.: You people scoring this above a 2 should be Why I bothered even listening is still a mystery. Generic sounding crap-rock. Fred Durst must be the most witless person on the planet. If you're going to try and make fun of people on your albums, at least do a good job of it. If you're really into mindless garbage (i.e. their other albums) you'll probably love this one. P.S.: You people scoring this above a 2 should be ashamed of yourselves.… Expand
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#10 Most Discussed Album of 2003
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#27 Most Shared Album of 2003

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Metascore
33

Generally unfavorable reviews - based on 11 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 1 out of 11
  2. Mixed: 4 out of 11
  3. Negative: 6 out of 11
  1. Playlouder
    0
    This is so so crap.
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  2. Q Magazine
    80
    A far more rounded proposition than 2000's water-treading Chocolate Starfish. [Dec 2003, p.132]
  3. Dot Music
    10
    Eventually, 'Results May Vary' could become a fascinating document - a frightening insight into the vacuous state of 21st century culture.
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