MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores

  • Music
For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 87% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
Highest review score: 100 American VI: Ain't No Grave
Lowest review score: 33 Definition Of Real
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 1 out of 178
178 music reviews
    • 86 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Just when I'd made my peace with pop prog and begun to hope arty prog would prove another casualty of the age of digital instantaneity, these postrock warriors get the bright idea of adding tune and humor to their higher mathematics.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    This two-hour double-CD/triple-LP, their first product since 2001, is grand, somber, amelodic, arhythmic and slow, leaving plenty of time to admire the notes' altered states.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They thud rather than thunder. But what a loud and joyous thud it is.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only two songs ring false. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    I still prefer 2004's disreputable "Winchester Cathedral." But this is a proper guitar fix nevertheless. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 78 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    These are "rock songs" in Ned Rorem's dreams -- they're as ornate as a high-class geisha house.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fun comes easier when he fools around with the title conceit, and even sometimes when he thinks about it.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This isn't the gauntlet "Fishscale" was. It's just a good bunch of songs. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They're unflinchingly unsensationalistic. But it's the beats that turn this into noir worthy of Jim Thompson. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 92 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Sure enough, the first time through, too many [of the songs] had faded on me. Soon, however, even ones I'd given up on were bum-rushing my earhole.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 58 Critic Score
    Ys
    So much that is sprightly about the debut is subsumed here by ambition, to be kind, and privilege, to be brutally accurate. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 64 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    The album is unlistenable for a simple reason: Roger Daltrey.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Though smarty-pants Lemony Snicket fans may get references I miss, in between there are times when Stephin Merritt's monotonous low baritone seems merely inexpressive.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Unlike "Guero" this one really has some war in it.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This album lays it on too thick... and declines the thematic burden of "Separation Sunday." As stories, on the other hand, the songs could convince anyone that kids have a hard time.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Though I wish the beats were less corny-orchestral, Fiasco marks his own turf in a three-song sequence that would have led the second side back in the day. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 88 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Never rousing and too often glum, the album is carried by its intelligence, integrity and terrible beauty. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    None of it means a damn thing beyond what it is. Which is just what they were trying so hard to achieve.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What's most remarkable about this stylistic portmanteau is that every song is an original even though you assume several are among their shoulda-been-a-hit-but-wtf-is-it? covers.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    If only she was as sophisticated as she thinks she is. Or as funny. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 70 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    If opulence can signify liberation in this grotesquely materialistic time, as in hip-hop it can, then Beyoncé earns her props with a bunch of songs she says were inspired all in a rush by her "Dreamgirls" character. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 89 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The entire construction is a thing of grace -- conservative, and new under the sun.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    A joyous mishmash.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As narrative and prophecy, a less coherent response to Christofascism than you might want, but one alt needs, held together and moved ahead by its forthright hooks and beats.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The musical construction is so jaunty that they can't be serious even if they're cutting their alienated fans out of the joke. [Feb/Mar 2007]
    • MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)
    • 76 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Such is the lure of his hypersensitivity that his admirers forgive and even applaud the extreme attenuation of this tastefully decorated click-and-loop.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Once a punky brat, Jemima Pearl now sounds like a punk broad -- like she might join the Donnas if that was a better job. But listen through the bigger voice and louder mix and you'll hear someone who's thinking all the time.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    At least when the bassist ruled they livened up this overworked dynamic with beats. Now they tax it with tunes.