New Musical Express (NME)'s Scores
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For 6,014 reviews, this publication has graded:
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55% higher than the average critic
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4% same as the average critic
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41% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.9 points lower than other critics.
(0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: | to hell with it [Mixtape] | |
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Lowest review score: | Maroon |
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Positive: 4,234 out of 6014
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Mixed: 1,627 out of 6014
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Negative: 153 out of 6014
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'Worlds Apart' reads like a suicide note of a band that's tried to intellectualise its place in the canon of Western music and, in doing so, recognised its own irrelevance. [22 Jan 2005, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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The beats are from the worst Ice Cube album ever made and the rhymes are sub-Coolio. [18 Dec 2004, p.51]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Sounds like helium-voiced rockers Rush discovering a social conscience. [30 Oct 2004, p.65]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Doomed to lurk unplayed at the back of your collection. [2 Oct 2004, p.64]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Half the time, Good Charlotte sound like Blink-182 after the snip, the other half they sound like the Backstreet Boys without the songs. [16 Oct 2004, p.48]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Suit represents Nelly going smooth and seductive for an entire LP, and it is about 9,000 times as bad as that sounds. [2 Oct 2004, p.63]- New Musical Express (NME)
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What Paul Weller uniquely manages to do to the 12 songs... is to make every one sound exactly like a Paul Weller song. [11 Sep 2004, p.55]- New Musical Express (NME)
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It seems Shaddix still writes most of his songs in purple ink in diaries with little locks on. [28 Aug 2004, p.56]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Stultifying moroseness and a constant furrowing of the brow permeate from start to finish. [21 Aug 2004, p.49]- New Musical Express (NME)
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Kittie are rubbish, with a permanent lyrical setting of "Feel A Bit Miserable, Parents Don't Understand Me" and no original ideas whatsoever. [21 Aug 2004, p.49]- New Musical Express (NME)
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More of the same from an act who have been ploughing the same furrow for so long they'll be reaching the Earth's core soon. [5 Jun 2004, p.57]- New Musical Express (NME)
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And what illuminating revelation do we learn from the half conceived, cottonmouthed rubbish that constitutes ‘Democrazy’? In full: ‘thank Christ Blur usually finish writing their songs before they sell them, otherwise they’d be shit’.- New Musical Express (NME)
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‘Take A Look In The Mirror’ doesn’t just sound like a bad album, it sounds like a broken record.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It’s actually Dire Straits gone trip-hop and everyone involved... should be brutally beaten to death with a tray of Ferrero Rocher.- New Musical Express (NME)
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James' big thing was anthems, and here they do every single anthem they ever thought of. The crowd think it's brilliant, and they cheer when Tim Booth talks about God. The crowd are plainly mad.- New Musical Express (NME)
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But wait - is that the ghost of a melody on 'Lover's Leap'? Alas, no: it's merely the desultory whoosh of a once-promising career as it plummets, irretrievably, down the art-pop pan.- New Musical Express (NME)
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This record moves way beyond armchair psychology - in fact, there are armchairs that have a cannier grasp of the mind.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It works for the red-raw confessional 'Family Portrait', but everything else is so bad Natalie Imbruglia would be proud.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Too often, the follow-up to their 600,000-selling debut 'Spit', is plain overbearing, a violent marriage of melody and brutality that makes for a highly uneasy listen.- New Musical Express (NME)
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The sad fact is that Blink-182 are now indistinguishable from the increasingly tedious 'teenage dirtbag' genre they helped spawn.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Break The Cycle' is nu-metal as envisaged by Tipper Gore - 14 tracks of parent-friendly grunge-flavoured soft rock that make Creed sound like GG Allin.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Unfortunately, this is not only their weakest album, it's their most confused.- New Musical Express (NME)
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'Lions' is widdle-smothered great-grandadrock shite that Hendrix could whack off in ten minutes today, despite being dead. Pumped full of funk-rawk formaldehyde to stop the choruses dropping off, it boasts all the originality of a cloned baked bean and about as many tunes as a tractor makes trying to get out of a ditch.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Semisonic are the lambswool jumper pulled over the eyes of people who have an irresistible soft spot for 'classic' songwriting. Fail to give their songs full attention - and God knows, that's easy enough - you could almost believe this is literate radio-friendly pop; just the thing for those blustery rides through an imaginary Santa Monica freeway.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Cydonia is a stillborn relic, flawed throughout by chronically stunted ambitions.- New Musical Express (NME)
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Volume 2' is a suite of profoundly unhurried, directionless and pointless noodling, passed off only half-heartedly as some exercise in musical exploration.- New Musical Express (NME)
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OK, here's some track titles - 'Too Little Too Late', 'Never Do Anything', 'Pinch Me' - and, guess what, THEY ALL FUCKING SUCK! Not just Weller, Ashcroft or Belle & Sebastian sucky but Mike & The Mechanics, Tin Machine and, yes, Hootie And The Blowfish sucky.- New Musical Express (NME)
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It tries to capture the essence of 1973 without having any big hairy old prog hits on it. Which is a bit like trying to capture the essence of the Star Wars films by cutting out all the bits in space.- New Musical Express (NME)
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