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71

Generally favorable reviews - based on 7 Critic Reviews What's this?

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7.5

Generally favorable reviews- based on 11 Ratings

  • Summary: The fifth full-length release for the British glam-metal band is its first with new drummer Rufus Tiger Taylor (son of Queen's Roger Taylor) and was produced by Adrian Bushy.
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Southern Trains
Air con set to sub-arctic If it moves it isn't quick Major delays, cancellations Tedious conversations Trying to eat your dinner with an ass in your... See the rest of the song lyrics
Score distribution:
  1. Positive: 3 out of 7
  2. Negative: 0 out of 7
  1. Kerrang!
    Oct 4, 2017
    80
    In their own way The Darkness, enthusiastically blending banter and bombast in equal measure, are proving as much fun [as Queen]. [7 Oct 2017, p.51]
  2. Q Magazine
    Oct 4, 2017
    80
    Killer tunes. The hyperventilating Buccaneers Of Hispaniola is as cheesily brilliant as it sounds. [Nov 2017, p.107]
  3. Mojo
    Oct 4, 2017
    80
    The Darkness have regained much of the joy, silliness and virtuostic songcraft that made their 2003 debut Permission To Land such fun. [Nov 2017, p.96]
  4. 60
    This is feeble stuff, more Benny Hill than Russell Brand. When they hit the target, The Darkness are untouchable, but too much of Pinewood Smile feels like a half-hearted wank when it should have been a mighty ear-shafting.
  5. Oct 16, 2017
    60
    It’s just sad to hear the spark of reinvention that ignited their last powder keg of an album confined to a handful of tracks on a largely mediocre album. They can do better. They have done better. They will do better again.
  6. Oct 4, 2017
    60
    Pinewood Smile should be all killer no filler, but late-album offerings like the vapid "Happiness" and the infantile no-fatties ballad "Stampede of Love"--Spinal Tap's "Big Bottom" was ludicrous and infantile, but it wasn't cruel--suck some air out of the room, making the whole thing feel a little stale, which is the last thing you want from a project that so fetishizes another era.
  7. Oct 12, 2017
    48
    Pinewood Smile has got more jokes than ever, and it’s the first time the Darkness don’t evoke 1974 or 1984 so much as 2003--and they’ve never sounded more dated.
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  2. Mixed: 0 out of 1
  3. Negative: 0 out of 1
  1. Feb 5, 2023
    8
    Another great album here from the mighty Darkness. Solid Gold is one of their best songs encapsulating everything great about The Darkness.Another great album here from the mighty Darkness. Solid Gold is one of their best songs encapsulating everything great about The Darkness. All The Pretty Girls kicks of a album like only The Darkness can. Southern Trains and Japanese Prisoner of love are great songs as well. Also worth a listen is Why Don't The Beautiful Cry and I Wish I Was In Heaven. Expand