Still Not Getting Any
by Simple Plan
  • Record Label: Lava
  • Release Date: Oct 26, 2004
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5.4

Mixed or average reviews- based on 131 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 69 out of 131
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 131
  3. Negative: 57 out of 131

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  1. SeniorBowWowSmith
    Jul 6, 2005
    0
    Simple plan sucks... end of story
  2. Sean
    Jan 30, 2005
    0
    Teen angst by numbers. What utter tosh.
  3. JimmyP
    Jan 5, 2005
    0
    How can you people, listen to such crap music,and call them punk, the backstreet boys in eyeliner and spikey hair are more punk then they are, Where are the real punk bands like the ramones, and the sex pistols? Where's the rebelliosness? the drugs? the sex? the actuall rock n roll? seroiuslly, the only reason why they are popular and everyone is making their money is because of the How can you people, listen to such crap music,and call them punk, the backstreet boys in eyeliner and spikey hair are more punk then they are, Where are the real punk bands like the ramones, and the sex pistols? Where's the rebelliosness? the drugs? the sex? the actuall rock n roll? seroiuslly, the only reason why they are popular and everyone is making their money is because of the all those 11-15 year old, slit wristed, poser girls who actually buy their music, Why do u think most of these people who add comments here in this forum are mostly girls???........anyway, since when is music 11 tracks of whining about the same crap over and again,.... it's horrible, people should be ban simple plan from the internet whole, and i really suggest you guys to help me defame these posers. This band kills rock like alot others like good charlotte (dont even get me started with good charlotte). NO wonder rap is soo popular cuz new rock sucks, imagine if radio stations, mtv, much music (for canada), and other music distributors would putting some good new rock music?. This music so tacky and whiney, think about it.. be smart. some other suggestions, since people do play horrblie music now days, go to a music store, buy some real rock, buy some led zeppelin, some black sabbath, some ac dc, some soundGarden some alice in chains, and i bet there a great new bands if ur not into the 70',80's or 90's. Whatever jus not his horrible music! sorry if i offended anyone but i really strongly aobut this and the direction of rock , music, anyway i got to go listen some motley crue right about now before i hurl… Expand
  4. tylern
    Jan 9, 2005
    0
    More undesired fake-punk from the oh-so publicized TRL fiascos. Dont waste your time feeding them your money.
  5. MartyC
    Jun 1, 2005
    0
    Worst Cd ever. The lack of originality, talent just general listenability, still not getting any better is what the album should be called
  6. RudyS.
    Apr 4, 2008
    0
    Still not getting any better.
  7. PatS
    Oct 31, 2004
    0
    Why Zero? Er, because it's Simple Plan?
  8. Anonymous
    Oct 9, 2005
    0
    I've noticed that a lot of Simple Plan's songs have similar themes to some songs by The Offspring. The difference is that Simple Plan sound more like whiny little boys than musicians who can take full advantage of their musical premises and themes. "Welcome To My Life" is the most pathetic attempt to sound cool I've ever heard ("No you don't know what it's like to I've noticed that a lot of Simple Plan's songs have similar themes to some songs by The Offspring. The difference is that Simple Plan sound more like whiny little boys than musicians who can take full advantage of their musical premises and themes. "Welcome To My Life" is the most pathetic attempt to sound cool I've ever heard ("No you don't know what it's like to be like me..." what, rich, famous and good-looking? Please.) and "Shut Up" is not too far behind.… Expand
  9. hayleys
    Feb 10, 2005
    0
    i'm a girl, i'm 18 i'm not a poser, i have no troubles, i'm happy in life therefore i must be sane of mind and i don't indulge in all my woes.....like me not getting enough pocket money....boo hoo simple plan are shit shit shit
  10. MattB
    Jul 21, 2005
    0
    This is by far one of the worst albums I have ever lisented to. The lyrics are riddled with old cliches about be a winney teenager wanting to kill themselves. Simple plan sucks. period
  11. Craig
    Jul 8, 2005
    0
    Dreadful. Riddled with Cliches and tons of bitching. This is terrible. How in the world does this cd have the same score as the latest Oasis cd?
  12. jamesb
    Apr 2, 2006
    0
    Where's the time machine when you need it.
  13. PeterU
    Apr 5, 2006
    3
    This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. This album is defintiely not as good as some people might lead you to believe. Most of the people rating them with high scores are young teenagae girls that have comments such as,"they rox hard! and best band eva......although that might really be what they thought of it one must question the validity of these statements. This album, and simple plan in general are in no way punk or rock. If you think this is rock....well then maybe you should go listen to something that is really rock. All 11 tracks sound oddly similar and mostly talk of the same types of angst and problems that we are oh so familiar with. If you enjoy real rock or punk, dont buy this album, let alone listen to any of simple plans music. Simple plan is a medicore punk band at best.… Expand
  14. AntonioR
    Aug 15, 2006
    1
    A very bad pop-punk band
  15. Grace
    Jan 16, 2005
    0
    Simple Plan are just no good, this cd contains nothing but them complaing even though there livin it up coz teenage girls actually buy this. THis isnt punk rock if u want decent punk rock bands 2day you will find them hard 2 com acroos but there are two satandouts Green day and Blink-182 they may not be the Sex Pistols or the Ramones but there better than this crap.
  16. DylanV
    Jan 24, 2005
    0
    O...My...God. i know that a zero is a very unrealistic score, but come on, a band this shitty deserves one. Absolutly no creativity and originality. just lame ass riff after lame ass riff, and lyrics that a 12 year old could write in his/her sleep. I know thier demographic is 12-15 year old girls, but music this horrid deserves to be banned. For this i am ashamed to be canadian.
  17. Jay
    Jan 25, 2005
    2
    I love this forum because all of the users vote it either 0 or 10, I would normally rate this music at a 0, but it has become a cliche so i will give it a 2. First the positives, the sales generated by this CD may yield economic profit, and any profit made will help GDP (albiet the Canadian GDP, as they are Canadian - if you don't believe me read up on GDP calculations). Now that i I love this forum because all of the users vote it either 0 or 10, I would normally rate this music at a 0, but it has become a cliche so i will give it a 2. First the positives, the sales generated by this CD may yield economic profit, and any profit made will help GDP (albiet the Canadian GDP, as they are Canadian - if you don't believe me read up on GDP calculations). Now that i have completely exhausted the postives now the negatives. First the CD full of teen angst and complaining is enough to make one sick. Listening to "welcome to my life" seems so insignificant as they are complaining about normal teenage experiences. Everyone at that age feels misunderstood and the depressive approach that these 20 year old men take to sympathize with todays youth is fairly pathetic. I want to hear an artist who has been deeply effected by a tragedy then they would have the right to complain, yet they wouldn't because the root of complaints is from being spoiled. It must be hard to keep there musical integrity by recycling old highschool stories about themselves (if what they sing is even truth). The bottom line is simple plan is recycled music. it is evident in every song. they re-use words and phrases even within their singles. Musically, you would not need any talent or previous experience to quickly play any of their songs. This CD is suited for a very targeted market, overall this group and CD has about the same amount of musical integrity as a Paris Hilton CD.… Expand
  18. mickt
    Jan 29, 2005
    3
    can someone please take these people off the radio, their poisoning my ears
  19. Daniel
    Feb 4, 2005
    0
    This CD is pure garbage. This kind of music is only good for reinforcing doubt and lack of confidence. All they do is whine about there lives and the problems they have; nobody cares grow up! Oh wait somebody does care, girls between 12 and 15 who have nothing better to do, but cry about how bad there lives are. This CD is trash!
  20. Peck
    Apr 17, 2005
    0
    How can you people manage to write a 'review' when you are already yelling at your parents and cutting your wrists with a butterknife? These guys need a swift kick in the balls (if they have any).
  21. Andr-drum-punk
    Aug 14, 2005
    0
    wtf is this CRAP!!!!! whoever listens to this trash is not a true punker..go listen to classic punk like the ramones, clash, sex pistols etc or even more recent stuff from green day who btw could kick theyre ass. Even sum 41 are better than these jokers..
  22. josak
    Dec 1, 2006
    0
    I'm a nice person, but I hate this band with a fucking passion. Easily one of the worst band's I've ever listened to, right along side Nickelback. Everything from the whiny-ass vocals to the shitty guitar riffs. How can anyone stand this crap? I just don't get it.
  23. GregD
    Feb 6, 2006
    1
    I gave them a one simply due to the fact that they got this album released somehow; otherwise it's a zero. I have a simple plan for them. Stop. Making. Music.
  24. FarQueue
    Aug 28, 2006
    0
    Wannabe Emos. Need I say more. (shudders)
  25. BobR
    Jul 30, 2007
    0
    I like bands that make music. This band does not make music. Chuck Norris should round house kick them.
  26. LimSH
    Sep 16, 2007
    1
    Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day Every single of this album is a whiny piece of shit. One wonders when will this band ever grow up. This album is a perfect example of bubblegum pop and rock wannabe. It has absolutely no taste in music other than just to grab teenagers attention by the very typical rants with added rhythm just to turn it into a song. Simple Plan is not a band to listen to if you wish to grow up even a day older. This band is so whiny you'd wish you could reach them and burn the hell out of them! They are simply an annoying group of teenagers that MTV picked and was put together for sake of profit making. Listen to them and it'll make you a very typical tasteless teenager.… Expand
  27. DesrtyunL
    Nov 9, 2004
    0
    It seems Simple Plan is Still Not Getting Any... better.
  28. AnthonyH
    Dec 9, 2004
    0
    This is music for stupid teenagers made by people who should know better by now. Since when did Simple Plan "keep it real" anyway? Simple Plan are more synthetic than fake vomit, and just as pleasant.
  29. StevenA
    Jan 13, 2005
    0
    Hell yeah, Jimmy P! Thanks for getting the word out there! It is completely true what you said about all these chicks being fucking posers! Simple plan is easily the gayest poser punk i have ever heard in my life! Listen to some old school shit or maybe if you like more modern stuff, get Green Day or Sum 41 or even New Found Glory! I hate this C.D. and all of these fans are just Hell yeah, Jimmy P! Thanks for getting the word out there! It is completely true what you said about all these chicks being fucking posers! Simple plan is easily the gayest poser punk i have ever heard in my life! Listen to some old school shit or maybe if you like more modern stuff, get Green Day or Sum 41 or even New Found Glory! I hate this C.D. and all of these fans are just pre-pubescent girls getting wet to their looks!… Expand
  30. ClaireM
    Jul 28, 2005
    0
    This CD has spawned three of my least favorite songs of all time. "Untitled" is probably the most horrificly sung song I have ever had the misfortune to hear. I could write a better song simply by not writing one at all. And I could come up with a better title. "How could this happen to me???" Because you deserved it, Bouvier.
  31. DaveB
    Jul 29, 2005
    0
    "Poser Punk" is a genre that must die. This CD is proof. What a disgrace...connect the dots teenage angst from a bunch of priveldged upper middle class clowns with too much time on their hands. Their silly spiked hair, make-up, and black tee shirts does NOT fool me. Wake up kids...this isnt real music.
  32. Andrew
    Sep 21, 2005
    0
    "How could this happen to me" is the music of the angels
  33. BobbyK
    Dec 20, 2006
    1
    For the love of everything holy, strip Simple Plan of their guitars RIGHT NOW
  34. maxpower
    Apr 24, 2006
    0
    I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to I have always hated Simple plan, there instrumentals suck, their singer sounds like hes singing with his head stuck up his own as wah waah wah.. Their lyrics blow so badly and all they do is bitch and moan. Id have to say they are my least favorite band of all time. Im not going to list any rock or punk bands to listen to for real music because im guessing if your already listening to this shit your a brainwashed 13 year old girl.. omGzorra SP are tehH RoXZor!?! ;{}. They are about as rock as a steaming dog turd freshly plopped on the slowly dying grass that is the music scene.… Expand
  35. pauld
    Jul 15, 2007
    0
    1 word for this band ....... SHIT!
  36. rogerroger
    Nov 28, 2005
    0
    I really thought nickelback would remain at the top of my list of "worst songwriters of all time" but i was wrong. I thought nickelback had the crown. I really did. This just goes to show that anything is possible.
  37. TylerD
    Dec 31, 2005
    0
    My question still hasn't been answered. Why do Simple Plan still create what they call music? ALL of their songs mean the exact same thing, but in different words. We get it, SP, we don't understand you. And I'll admit that I don't either. They think they're punk whether they admit it or not, their music is ear poison, and as I said before, all of their songs mean My question still hasn't been answered. Why do Simple Plan still create what they call music? ALL of their songs mean the exact same thing, but in different words. We get it, SP, we don't understand you. And I'll admit that I don't either. They think they're punk whether they admit it or not, their music is ear poison, and as I said before, all of their songs mean the exact same thing. All of their fans must be nuts. How could you like such a band? Honestly. And the fact that they act like homosexuals doesn't help the fact any. Honestly, Simple Plan, give up. 90% of the world hates, or should hate you. And I'm part of that 90% in the "hates" category.… Expand
  38. kylem
    Dec 24, 2006
    0
    Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old Can these little kids stop making such a racket? Honestly there guitarists can play but 2 chords, there drummer is horrible with no creativity, all they sing about is how much there lives suck even though there folks were probably rich, and most of the members still live with there parents. The singer holds his nose when he "sings"(whines). Complete sell outs, only reason 13 year old girls buy this is because the think there hot, any band that makes money off appearance is BAD. They need to grow up, once they hit puberty they can start trying to make music again but for now with songs "I'm just a kid" you'd think they need to.… Expand
  39. FirePumpkins
    Jun 26, 2013
    3
    I give this a three because I like "Shut Up". The rest of the songs suck hard and sound emo-like (not that "Shut Up" is not emo-like). This is really a album, but they did make ONE good song.

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Generally favorable reviews - based on 9 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 4 out of 9
  2. Mixed: 5 out of 9
  3. Negative: 0 out of 9
  1. The New York Times
    60
    Individually, the songs are catchy, but as they pile up over the length of the album, it's impossible not to wonder whether the singer's endless complaints didn't drive everyone away. [8 Nov 2004]
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  2. Rolling Stone
    60
    Despite the overwrought angst, Still Not Getting Any... is a hard-to-deny collection of bubblegum punk
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  3. Blender
    60
    Every song has hooks so polished you can see your reflection in them. [Dec 2004, p.142]
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