MSN Consumer Guide (Robert Christgau)'s Scores

  • Music
For 178 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 87% higher than the average critic
  • 0% same as the average critic
  • 13% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 13.5 points higher than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 86
Highest review score: 100 American VI: Ain't No Grave
Lowest review score: 33 Definition Of Real
Score distribution:
  1. Negative: 1 out of 178
178 music reviews
    • 87 Metascore
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    It's hard to imagine their music getting much better. But it's not hard to imagine their lives getting much better. Which may be all their music needs.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Buried at Track 7, the developed rhyme, unkiltered time, unsettling keyboards, and Kenny Garrett sax coda of "Abstractionisms" deliver what the flowery "Caring" and the endless "Do You Dig U?" emphatically do not: the "brand new sound" the finale only brags about.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Slowed down and keyboarded up, these tunes make what cares they do bear seem lyrical--carefree.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The result is an exceptionally melodic reggae album that's intensified by rapping devoid of dancehall patois and a hard edge unknown to roots revivalism. The result is also an exceptionally political hip-hop album that's most convincing when it doesn't multiply Afrocentric distortion by Rastafarian reasoning.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The emotion fueling her pretense is cathartic nevertheless.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    His good-old-days laments taste sweet where once they curdled.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's more like sloshing or spewing, as intermittent love lookbacks evoke a social despair also contextualized by fabulous spoken epigraphs from Walt Whitman, Jefferson Davis, William Lloyd Garrison, and Young Abe Lincoln.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Sam Coomes is still disgruntled: with whoever he's sleeping with, with running away, with dystopia itself. But he's catchier about it, and rockier. Maturity comes in many forms.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Fortified by his Christian faith, he lends a cracked gravity to souvenirs of cornball sentiment ranging in tone from Ed McCurdy's political "Last Night I Had the Strangest Dream" to Queen Lili'uokalani's escapist "Aloha Oe," which close an album that also includes the traditional title song, a Sheryl Crow number about redemption, "Cool Water," and the tenderest "For the Good Times" I've ever heard.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    In which Eddie Argos of Art Brut (!) and Dyan Valdes of the Blood Arm (?) write second-cousin answer songs to, among others, Bob Dylan, Michael Jackson, Kanye West, the Mamas and the Papas, Avril Lavigne, and P.D. "Creeque Allies" is a capsule history of the Maquis.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    On this reassuring piece of big-bottomed exotica, the "Sahara swing" they concocted with Karl Hector is the tipoff. They love the continuity bass-and-drums lay below; I love the content koto and flute and malletophone add on
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Ratcheting his reticence up half a turn, he opens with his bleakest new song, and only if you follow his chronically noncommittal lyrics will you notice his emotions opening up along with his tunes, his attitudes along with his structures.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He delivers a reprise of the same B part in a more forceful, normal voice: "Why is everything a chore?/I'm too young to be defeated." So far, he isn't. Wish him luck with that riptide.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Contra establishes that his band has chosen another path, celebrating the world's contradictions, contraindications, and contradistinctions with a new pop sound made up of old pop sounds that aren't the same old pop sounds.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    It's far from a shock but definitely a disappointment to watch Ms. Trained Pianist survey her branding options and choose the bland card over the brains card.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only after being overwhelmed by the sheer visibility of her warp-speed relaunch did I realize how enjoyable and inescapable her hooks and snatches had turned out to be.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This slightly progger and grander follow-up bypasses such corny stuff until Track 8 begins a closing sequence of five lyrics-enhanced lite-jazzish tracks.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Although I gather there's a concept here, knowing what it is might ruin the gently wigged-out dystopianism the lyrics cozy up to. More important, it might undercut the otherwise irreducible pleasures of their exploding guitars, unworldly synths, and crazy drums.
    • 69 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The reason we care is that she retains her spunk, tunes, and way with a phrase. And not only is she talented, she's really cute.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This is literary rock as it should be.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Of course she's quieting down as she grows up, plus covering her bases, so after half a dozen winners she levels off into a nine- song sequence.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Mostly it's the tunes that do the slamming. And though their lyrics may be too sincere for sophisticates, they're not sincere enough to suit the Avetts, a disconnect they'll tell you about.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    His salvation is humanistic empathy, spiritual complexity, and melodies more unfailing than back when the Holy Ghost was inspiring into his ear.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Talented lad, Turner. Not on this evidence incapable of ever writing quick, clever, cynical little songs again.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    He takes songs easy without throwing them away, and these were written to hold up their end of that bargain.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    "Perpetual Motion Machine" is about fish who wish they could walk so they could find out how it feels to fall down, and "Whale Song" bemoans Brock's metaphorical uselessness as it demonstrates his capacity for beauty.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fourth and best-by-a-mile folk-rock album from sometime Shin Eric Johnson and his cud-chewing sidemen is a message to the freak-folk from "a broke-legged paint in a herd full of unicorns."
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    White's drums duke it out with Dean Fertita's guitar, mostly below the belt. Alison Mosshart doffs her s&m drag to suffer and yelp. Jack Lawrence plays bass. Fierce.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    "Come on children, you're acting like children/Every generation thinks it's the end of the world," begins the candidly catchy centerpiece of these lost-and-found tradsters' best album.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    What lyrics there are mourn absence and loss, and many of the effects are achieved by fabricating and then calibrating dirty sonics both electronic and organic.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Here's an album where the marriage ballads are so meaty and convincing that the two exceptionally well-turned breakup songs seem like formal exercises, where a comedy number about fishing and beer would sound just dandy if there weren't so many subtler laughs on the agenda.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
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    The tunes are consistently fetching, and a few standouts have clever lyrics.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Hood is too inclined toward dark-side thoughts and the world too inclined toward dark-side realities for the newer songs to come off complacent.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The likes of "Little White Lies" (lost love as spirit death), "Straight Into a Storm" (found love as rock and roll life), and "Song About a Man" (grandpa) translate perfectly into their long-diddled dialect.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Over Thurston and Lee's combustible tunings and Steve's strong beat, they've long since learned to construct memorable tunes track in and track out.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Half associative rhymes that clock in under two-and-a-half minutes, devoid of hooks but full of sounds you want to hear again, it's like a dream mixtape.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Maybe this album is dumb on the surface, though not as much as fools claim. But sure as showbiz it isn't dumb underneath.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    On his third solo album, the thematic focus is intense enough to ignite kindling.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    For a principled slacker like Snider, diffidence is an aesthetic principle, but here it tends to obscure some affecting little songs.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Not only will you hum snatches, you'll parse lyrical bits, too: a basement-dwelling twentysomething high on Gatorade in an underpopulated housing development, a waitressing job for Solange Knowles.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The result is less a mixtape than a hip-hop version of a good Augustus Pablo album--more varied, jocular, and disquieting because that's how hip-hop is, but still a single organism.
    • 59 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Eminem settles for sensationalism straight up, and, worse still, makes you wonder whether he ever truly knew the difference.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    At his worst, Lewis can be a wise-ass scold. At his best he's a vulnerable master of the humorously ineffable and a tribute to the humanism of a SUNY education and the Lower East Side.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The fourth Dolls album and second of their second life is the first one that's less than epochal. Not all the tunes are surefire.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The singer isn't up to tenderness and the accordion gets annoying. But the first two tracks are standards in the making, the last two tracks are prophetic and mean, and the blues in between are as pointed as the pop songs are long-winded.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    How many great songs about rock and roll can one man write before he gets tiresome? We may find out.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It defines vicinity so broadly that you'll also find Beiderbecke and Reinhardt, two Ellington tunes, songs by a jazz critic and Ed Sullivan's bandleader.
    • 57 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Soused at the student union bar, licking Haagen-Dazs off her beau in literally filthy foreplay, she's weird and you're weird. That makes you mates.
    • 61 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Songs are his job, and his reserves are apparently inexhaustible.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    He's so psyched as he watches those houses get bigger that he invests his excellent story-songs with an emotion their excellent studio versions have never matched--though maybe now they will.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The sound is so scrawny it can wear on you, meaning their 34-minute album is probably two songs too long. But there's only one I'd scrap.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Even the now-obligatory vulnerable one, where Karen tries to prove she's not only human but nice, is... well, not a cartoon, but at least a bedtime story.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    In the wake of three questionable albums, shtick is a relief, not just because it's really great shtick but because after all these years we're happy to be clear about whether she's performing or expressing herself.
    • 91 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The band is on it, the backup singers are solicitous, and Cohen's husk of a voice has been juiced up by the exercise.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The clincher is how gracefully this klutz skates over the oddly rolling beats of J Dilla, Jake One and the Metal Fingered Villain... Doom (ellipsis in original).
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Striding forward, Cooper won't let that stop her. She hurts, but her chin scarcely trembles at all.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    After what K'naan has been through, bless him for trying--the ebullience he extracts from a life much tougher than North Americans can know is worthy of soukous, mbaqanga, the highlife of Ghana's most punishing inflationary spiral.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    They're still true believers in the cleansing if not excoriating power of rock and roll.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Actual musicians help -- world-beating T-Pain more than world-weary Julian Casablancas. So do other actors.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Muffling their excellent knowledge of English in jangle and reverb, four theoretical nerds demonstrate why a band is better than grad school.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They sure are spry, and Nelson is so delighted to be singing them that the band's expertise lights up.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    They're too good to be true and plain as the nose on your face.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Low-tune for a pop band, low-momentum for a rock band, they stand a chance of evoking bad Elvis Costello when they take you by surprise or emote on in the background.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    The painful detail and joyful exuberance are there once they get going. But in under two years this Welsh punk sextet has matured/devolved from tromping over their pan-sexual alienation like so many glockenspiel-wielding grape dancers to enacting "miserabilia" about how unfulfilling it is to get on your knees next to a urinal.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Altogether as slow, sad-ass and self-involved as reported, this is a breakup album there's no reason to like except that it's brilliant.
    • 64 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    It's touching on a human level. Noble, even. I didn't think he had it in him.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    There are three good songs on this 11-track artifact, and deeply vapid though the split-personality bit is, the trick of dividing the album into two CDs does leave a 17-minute dance disc that can be played without gastric distress by any purchaser who isn't picky about diva gangstaism or videophone porn.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Detailing his fidelity on one track, elongating a lap dance on another, he's a decent guy in conceptual command of an aesthetic he invented.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    I'm moved nevertheless by what can pass for a concept album about the romantic life of an uncommonly-to-impossibly strong and gifted teenage girl, starting on the first day of high school and gradually shedding naiveté without approaching misery or neurosis.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Tune and tempo conquer all even if love doesn't, and soon, if you listen up, you'll hear her toss her head and move on, jubilant in her capacity for jubilation.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    This is a new direction? It's not even a halfway decent collection of songs.
    • 92 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Recorded July 1, 1998, a 78-minute double-CD proves how stiff and thin this made-up collective's mysteriously canonical 1997 studio album is.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    These guys sure can rap and rhyme, and they do.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's Buenos Aires' Gaby Kerpel without irony, maybe even Barcelona's Manu Chao without hooks -- ecstatic yes, escapist no.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Elegiac rather than dancey, but elegiac about the preconditions of the dance, it states, sustains, and varies a bracing mood. It even has an ending.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    If you can't get with this expediently excessive piece of rich-get-richer, commercial rap albums are beyond your ken.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Gregg Gillis has plenty to say about music. What he has to say about life, which is that "I'd Rather" equals "Gimme Some Lovin'," remains more limited. Nevertheless, sequences here give me hope.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    The thing about the indie-rock life is that even its depressives, not just mere realists like these guys, have a pretty good time.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Only a talent as major as Lewis could half bring it off.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    He goes Motown with so much joy in one-man-band craft he'll not only convince the girl he's sweet-talking that this is forever, he'll convince you.
    • 62 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    It's also the rare work of art that captures the dizzy infatuation that is dedicated infant care. All that's missing is a song about sleep deprivation.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Never thought I'd say this, but RZA isn't missed--the budget production enhances a master lyricist's specialty by subtraction.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    This vibrato-prone romantic is the greatest melodist in contemporary mega-indie.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Never have his arrangements exploited his soundtrack chops so subtly, changeably or precisely.
    • 67 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Clipse's smarts and purity are seductive in the manner of a Jim Thompson novel, even a John Donne meditation.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Listen to your body tonight. They made themselves up, and they're strictly for real.
    • 85 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    'Stay Positive' nails the travails of the aging rock band harder than 'Start Me Up' because it's about fans, and 'Constructive Summer' craftily confuses different ways to get hammered.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Deprived of Bruce Gilbert's guitar, these fractious lifers return to and improve on their dance-rock '80s.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The beats beat Green Lantern's. And what the finale has to say about Obama is so sane I may just check out van Sertima myself.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    It serves up the distorted buzz Congotronics fans jones for, sonics that are generally raunchy even though the thumb pianos also generate balafon beauty, and five lead singers.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    No Age too brutalist for you? Here's a heedlessly beautiful alternative.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    The sound is bigger too, strengthening a band that's all guitars-drums-vocals sonics -- including Molly Siegel's yelping vocables, without which the sound's faux-tween soul and wise-ass tempo shifts would evanesce into abstraction.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    From the start you know this is no mixtape because it's clearer and more forceful. Every track attends to detail, with fun tricks like the chipmunk-chorused "Mr. Carter"'s sudden descent into screwed-and-chopped before Jay-Z comes in.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    True, Green spends more time supplicating than celebrating, and probably fabricated the whole scenario. But he knows his subject, and he doesn't need Jesus to lay it down.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    Buy it while you can.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Only one thing's certain -- his songwriting.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    This one's solider, more concrete -- even beautiful sometimes.
    • 77 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    Right now her main message is just to do all this. If enough people like it, she has the aura of someone who might push the envelope.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 100 Critic Score
    With an incongruent Fall Out Boy track set aside for single duty and all those rappers a dream community taking the burden off Black Thought, this is the most accomplished pure hip-hop album in years.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 91 Critic Score
    As on most Go-Betweens records, the melodies take time to sink in, though not the Grant McLennan legacy retrofitted with a Robert lyric about Grant's affinity for melody.