cokemachineglow's Scores

  • Music
For 1,772 reviews, this publication has graded:
  • 51% higher than the average critic
  • 3% same as the average critic
  • 46% lower than the average critic
On average, this publication grades 1.8 points lower than other critics. (0-100 point scale)
Average Music review score: 71
Highest review score: 100 Art Angels
Lowest review score: 2 Rain In England
Score distribution:
1772 music reviews
    • 56 Metascore
    • 53 Critic Score
    Sound[s] less like the work of an actual band than a sterile concoction created by scientists in white lab coats.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    Real Gone... is Waits’ grittiest work to date and is an excellent introduction, for those unacquainted, to his hard-boiled thirty-year run.
    • 68 Metascore
    • 50 Critic Score
    Despite somber interludes like the Shatner-only confession of his third wife’s death, “What Have You Done?” or the subtly rich “Together,” Has Been does little to rescue the Priceline spokesman from the novelty bin.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    De La Soul [are] wise enough to keep the filler to a minimum, thus presenting a more consistent product than that offered by their followers/peers.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    Littering their album with frail songwriting and all but killing off the aggression of their percussion, the band inexplicably jump into ill-advised stylistic misfires---with a few too many missed falsetto notes.
    • 52 Metascore
    • 56 Critic Score
    Although Pressure Chief isn't a bad album, several of its songs come off like b-side compliation fodder rather than a batch of fresh material.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 9 Critic Score
    Sets a new bar for self-consciously unlikeable indie rock.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    The album manages to achieve that perfect pop effect: the ability to deal with enormously sad and personal subjects within the medium of happy, upbeat music.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    [Espinoza] takes the predictably disappointing low road through fanboyville with cruise-controlled caricatures of one of indie rock’s most deified stars.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Universal Audio is a triumph in pop standard, simultaneously reminiscent of all the clichés, soundtrack archetypes, and euphonic exigencies of pure melody inherent in the mainstream pop of the last two decades. Yet it’s still a fully realized, consistently rewarding, original work.
    • 56 Metascore
    • 37 Critic Score
    The problem most people are going to make is taking the record too seriously, but even recognizing it as being overly tongue-in-cheek won't save it from being, at very best, painfully frustrating.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 95 Critic Score
    A nearly perfect follow-up... [it] keeps intact Interpol’s singular melodic prowess, while both tightening its songwriting and making unpredictable shifts in instrumental emphasis.
    • 97 Metascore
    • 97 Critic Score
    SMiLE has arrived as incredible and ground-breaking a record as any of us could have hoped.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Sad that we have to talk about a member of Black Star making an album without a guiding ideal, dull production, and bad lyrics.
    • 89 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    It is indeed a soaring achievement, one seemingly without missteps.... In fact, the only drawback of an album this expertly executed is its smoothness.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    In the end, This Week suffers largely from the hype---there’s no way this album could be as good as it was supposed to be.
    • 65 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    These Arms Are Snakes have clearly created a distinct sound and are doing something only the Blood Brothers can come close to right now in terms being interesting, inventive and still rocking hard.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    If the forced lyrical growth is a little stunted, it’s more than made up for by the band’s newfound sonic ambitions.
    • 82 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    Might not be as mature as [Rejoicing] but manages to reach greater, more varied heights as a result.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    While Showtime has one or two more duds than its shock-assault of a predecessor, its continued siege is of essentially comparable caliber.
    • 90 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    Funeral... is a resounding success on all levels---the group clearly able to make something incredible out of the familiar, and something inexplicably moving out of one emotionally draining year.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 82 Critic Score
    Patrick Carney and Dan Auerbach deliver a much more consistent and musically varied album with Rubber Factory, yet don’t sacrifice the guitar rock that made their previous two albums so much fun.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    The Citizens have a clear knack for arranging and a commendable ability to tackle a series of genres and combine them into an enjoyable full-length. The only real problem here being that the actual songs aren't nearly as good as their talent might hint at.
    • 80 Metascore
    • 67 Critic Score
    Some of these songs are excellent, in an unfinished but inspired way. But many of the album's tracks evidence a band that's bursting at the seams with talent, only to stumble on unfocused, scattershot song-writing.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    A fractured LP, compelling and convincing in its intent, but just plain less satisfying than Vespertine or Post.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    Despite its flaws, Connector stands as one of their best.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    As a pure, balls-out rock n' roll record, Half Smiles of the Decomposed is certianly on par with the likes of Isolation Drills and Universal Truths and Cycles.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    It’s sad when a band runs out of ideas.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 81 Critic Score
    What makes Winchester Cathedral stick out amongst their previous works, and make it their best release since Internal Wrangler, is a willingness to explore, albeit briefly, the previously malnourished middle ground between their seemingly two-speed approach.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 55 Critic Score
    Kinsella’s unrelenting lack of melody, his horribly self-absorbed and nebulous lyrics, and an overall misuse of timing force the rest of the mix into the periphery for a more numbing, frustrating listen.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 84 Critic Score
    Comparing The Dirty South to the last two Truckers’ records is like arguing over the merits of the first two Godfather movies. Either way you win.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 65 Critic Score
    Engaging yet generally dull.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    Frankly, this is an odd listen.
    • 93 Metascore
    • 94 Critic Score
    A caterwauling hunk of avant-garde precision.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 63 Critic Score
    While this technically is enjoyable alt-country circa a half-album before Summerteeth, genre-standard romance and arrangements muffle the otherwise "astonishing narratives."
    • 85 Metascore
    • 73 Critic Score
    If you like blues-oriented rock from a man who can pour out his soul like Robert Pollard's bartender pours Bud Lite, then, by all means, give Bubblegum a try.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 78 Critic Score
    Masta Ace’s maturity informs his simplicity; experience strengthens the straightforward so that his words come methodically and sincerely.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    There’s plenty of virtually virtuoso moments to make it worthwhile, and Doom just isn’t one to suck no matter how prolific he gets, but this sequel can’t help but disappoint after Vaudeville Villain.
    • 83 Metascore
    • 71 Critic Score
    Pulling every sound to its limit, Adem’s debut is glorious in its scope, maintaining a contemplative stride through bare instrumentation.
    • 76 Metascore
    • 57 Critic Score
    Anything ends with all expectations met, but little else. Martina Topley-Bird has the kind of voice that deserves beautiful and strange accompaniment, and as such, most songs beg for so much more.
    • 60 Metascore
    • 48 Critic Score
    I have the distinct feeling I’ve heard most of the songs on this album before. Nothing here is particularly original, and nothing moves me in the way that Gough’s earlier work so did.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 77 Critic Score
    It’s more challenging than the indie-rock that makes its way into heavy rotation on college radio, and in the end, has the potential to be infinitely more rewarding as a whole.
    • 84 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    While that band has yet to make a record comparable to the sludgy majesty of their live show... Blue Cathedral practically explodes from the speakers.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    At this point, we can assume with a fair amount of certainty that they won't be throwing a diverse masterwork our way any time soon, and if the most we can ask for is a consistent run through low-tempo folk, Riot is probably as good as they're going to give us.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 94 Critic Score
    The Friedbergers have made a cogent statement that leaves most other contemporary acts in the dust.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Heavy comes across more a shtick than Beginning Stages ever did.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 86 Critic Score
    Out of the Shadow remains one of the most promisingly straight-forward indie-rock/pop debuts since Oh, Inverted World.
    • 72 Metascore
    • 45 Critic Score
    The vast majority of the new Roots album lacks what has made their earlier albums so exciting: spontaneity, originality, musical chops, and a sense of purpose.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 75 Critic Score
    Too good to be merely forgettable or a waste of a decade's worth of building and planning, but too uniform and flawed to stand out as a major achievement or even one of the year's best.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    What makes Ghost succeed so magnificently... is how the directness, the openness of the lyrics in general, is so beautifully matched to the damaged music, which is itself rife with symbolism and meaning.
    • 55 Metascore
    • 40 Critic Score
    It's not so much that he's over his head as much as just past his prime, and though his love of creating music that aims to communicate a very simple and honest message is respectable, he's ultimately unconvincing and awkward with tepid melodies, gimmicky guest spots and subpar lead vocals.
    • 88 Metascore
    • 90 Critic Score
    What they said.
    • 70 Metascore
    • 72 Critic Score
    A workmanlike effort that won’t do anything to harm the Phish legacy, but isn’t notable enough to make me wish that the band wasn’t packing it in.
    • 75 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    Winds Take No Shape is a great album if you like soft, catchy eclectic pop/folk music with smoky serious beautiful vocals and lots of eighties-like effects.
    • 74 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    Yamagata’s music creates a feeling of another time and place and conjures imagery of Rachael sitting in a dank, smoky, yet quaint piano bar playing her beautiful music to an intimate crowd of people.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 60 Critic Score
    It's probably their most immediate and consistent record to date, tossing in a few decent melodies along the way in an attempt -- a failed one, I might add -- to enter the slightly less crowded lot of mediocre country-rock outfits.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    With the handicap of not having entered a studio until his forties, White still creates work that maintains a deft wisdom even in its worst choices.
    • 71 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    It’s one fat, grotesque record. A used-car salesman’s pitch during the Apocalypse.
    • 86 Metascore
    • 79 Critic Score
    Together, “School” and “Silverbacks” make the best Wu-Tang one-two punch that I can recall.
    • 87 Metascore
    • 85 Critic Score
    We adore this album and are pretty sure most of you will, too.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 52 Critic Score
    The lyrics and musicianship are of the quality to be expected from Hayden, but something’s a little... boring about Elk Lake Serenade.
    • 73 Metascore
    • 76 Critic Score
    Far more unabashedly romantic than One Time Bells, the Kicks have let go of any lingering desire to be a rock band and are warmly embracing new wave style pop a la the Cars or New Order or Elvis Costello.
    • 66 Metascore
    • 42 Critic Score
    It has more than enough moments to make it a solid album, had Joel Petersen stayed with instrumental electroclash. It’s just that the lyrics are god-awful strands of post-teen angst monotonously spoken with the rhythm.
    • 81 Metascore
    • 74 Critic Score
    Penance Soiree is everything dirty and vile about rock music.
    • 97 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    White’s arrangements and production are simple and effective, clear without gloss.
    • 78 Metascore
    • 80 Critic Score
    With the possible exception of his work with Brian Eno, Backwards is his most technically honed album to date. This is the stuff of an artist refreshingly confident with his work.
    • 79 Metascore
    • 83 Critic Score
    So yeah, the cheese gets awfully thick, but unlike most other groups purposely pushing the boundaries of bad taste in the past few years, Dan Bejar remembers to at least bring along some great songs.
    • 45 Metascore
    • 25 Critic Score
    There are very limited redeeming qualities to this collection of poorly played, badly written tripe.