• Record Label: Domino
  • Release Date: Oct 18, 2005
Metascore
62

Generally favorable reviews - based on 15 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 7 out of 15
  2. Negative: 1 out of 15
  1. Nine bracing blasts of terse, catchy noise-pop.
  2. The consistency of the record and The Beautiful New Born Children’s intensity is what sells this album.
  3. 'Hey People!' dashes past in such a whippy blur that it's far from immediately apparent what on earth to make of it, although if you suspect it'd be fun going back to find out we wouldn't argue.
  4. The Beautiful New Born Children is the rawest of the Stokes mixed with the youthful punk energy of early Replacements.
  5. If you like it fast and rough and dirty, this one's for you
  6. New Musical Express (NME)
    70
    You won't listen to it again and again; yet the time you do, it'll be a blast. [4 Feb 2006, p.29]
  7. Like The Replacements in the early days, The Beautiful New Born Children are a glorious mess, gleefully bashing out songs in 4/4 time without much regard for melody or variety.
  8. There's something about the determinedly primal recording techniques and clunky, 'we-just-learnt-this-today!' instrumentation that doesn't ring true.
  9. Lo-fi veneer aside, Beckett's songs could plausibly receive the same seven-word description as an Art Brut masterpiece-- funny lyrics shouted over basic rock riffage-- but here that's as meh as it sounds.
  10. Hey People! isn't something you can listen to often, but it's a bracing start to the year.
  11. Alternative Press
    50
    It's not that Hey People! is bad, because it's not--but it's not that good, either. [Feb 2006, p.126]
  12. Q Magazine
    40
    Entertaining in the same way as an episode of Joey: pretty dumb, fairly funny, and you're glad it's over in under half an hour. [Feb 2006, p.100]
  13. Uncut
    40
    A curiously anemic listen. [Feb 2006, p.78]
  14. The result is exactly what you'd expect: loud and hard garage rock devoid of personality or originality.

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