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82

Universal acclaim - based on 29 Critic Reviews

Critic score distribution:
  1. Positive: 26 out of 29
  2. Negative: 0 out of 29
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  1. Sep 7, 2016
    100
    Examining the duality of our motivations and emotions elevates Parquet Courts above most of their peers. Not only do they avoid the Vinyl-style embalming of their source material, but the songs transcend the romanticized hipster baggage that the city--and Brooklyn in particular--currently carries with it.
  2. 91
    Nearly every cut on Human Performance--from the quaking paranoia of the album opener “Dust” to the brooding resignation of the closer “It’s Gonna Happen”--finds Parquet Courts exploring fresh sounds and reaching new heights in the process.
  3. Apr 8, 2016
    91
    Human Performance as a whole feels less rigid (and abrasive) and more personal in how it deals with restlessness and dread.
  4. Apr 12, 2016
    90
    While Parquet Courts show here that they can tackle lost love brilliantly, some of the more interesting lyrics come from those where they portray the less tangible mental issues that are rife in modern society.
  5. Apr 11, 2016
    90
    A vacuum that sucks you in and dumps you among the dust you tried to sweep away. And from the dunes of that dust emerge a band well in their stride.
  6. Apr 4, 2016
    90
    Cut for cut, this is a triumph of melody and intelligence, with hooks that aren't cute and noise that doesn't dampen introspection, cosmic and prosaic at the same time. Parquet Courts have conquered rock 'n' roll's biggest hurdle: to move forward while staying true to themselves
  7. Apr 8, 2016
    84
    At its best, Human Performance is Parquet Courts in a mellower, heart-stopping Velvet Underground mode, but it is also at turns upbeat and funny, sensitive and odd. Compositionally, these are the most dynamic Parquet Courts songs yet.
  8. Apr 8, 2016
    83
    Parquet Courts may have just released their most realized, independent, and articulate album yet.
  9. Apr 8, 2016
    81
    For all their obvious musical ability, the band’s real skill here is blending so many unexpected elements into a coherent whole that is at once adventurous and accessible, even if--or maybe because--you have to hustle a little to keep up.
  10. Apr 22, 2016
    80
    Although there’s nothing as lyrically sharp as Content Nausea, as raucous as Sunbathing Animal or as brash as Light Up Gold, Human Performance hits all the right notes for a band with a lot of ground to cover.
  11. Apr 15, 2016
    80
    Human Performance is the first album you could describe as your typical Parquet Courts record--it gathers their best tricks in one place, along with new ones you wouldn't see coming.
  12. Apr 15, 2016
    80
    Human Performance sees Parquet Courts deliver ideas with laser accuracy.
  13. Apr 14, 2016
    80
    So while this fifth album is tighter and cleaner, it’s far from chart-ready. Instead it wears its pre-punk to post-punk influences proudly.
  14. Apr 8, 2016
    80
    What makes Human Performance a narrowly great record is that it bucks narrative. It’s not their most sensitive record or politically astute or least dissonant but all of these things--their most convincing performance as humans to date.
  15. It’s easy to simply pore over Savage’s frantic wordplay--which peaks when evaluating kebab-wrapping techniques on ‘Berlin Got Blurry’--but the music is equally brilliant.
  16. Apr 7, 2016
    80
    There are no radical departures from past albums, but this is the most crisply recorded and varied Parquet Courts record yet. Musical ideas hinted at previously appear here in full color.
  17. Apr 7, 2016
    80
    Sunbathing Animal began the process with great success, and Human Performance shows that the band is just as vital and alive when it dials the intensity (way) down, cleans up some of the messy parts, and generally grows up in all the right ways.
  18. Apr 6, 2016
    80
    With Human Performance, Parquet Courts have managed to cram in a lot. Lesser bands might have made a mess attempting a project like this, but what separates Parquet Courts is their adaptability and understanding of the subject matter.
  19. Apr 5, 2016
    80
    Fortunately, throughout the rest of the album, the band writes songs that allow them to excel as they stay well within their limitations. These are tight, economical pop songs actually worthy of Pavement comparisons in terms of not just sound, but melody.
  20. Apr 4, 2016
    80
    A tightrope walk between impulse and laser-point precision, Human Performance is Parquet Courts at their most knotted.
  21. Q Magazine
    Mar 29, 2016
    80
    Parquet Courts have delivered a fifth full-length album that ticks every box on the application form [for an uber-cool New York band of the Velvet Underground/Sonic Youth lineage]. [May 2016, p.114]
  22. Mar 29, 2016
    80
    Human Performance might have sacrificed the band's rickety immediacy, but they compensate with wise, grass-stalk chewing authority and grubby, plentiful hooks.
  23. Apr 28, 2016
    78
    Moderating the spellbinding verbosity that saturated previous high-water marks like "Ducking & Dodging" from 2014's Sunbathing Animal gives this latest batch more space to develop and marinate.
  24. Apr 8, 2016
    70
    Parquet Courts are confessing to their own messiness and, in doing so, have delivered their most fully realized project to date: a disillusioned work whose allure reaches far beyond the instruments being strummed on it.
  25. Apr 6, 2016
    70
    If I find any fault with Human Performance, it’s that things start to get a bit uninspired toward the end.
  26. 65
    What the other releases do so well is that they either hit the spot hard or deliberately miss for effect, but this time round the result seems to be somewhere in between.
  27. Apr 11, 2016
    60
    There’s still a degree of inconsistency: I Was Just Here is unpleasantly jarring, the wilfully flat vocal delivery not adding to its charm. But there are enough highs to make this worthy of a listen.
  28. Mojo
    Mar 29, 2016
    60
    Though inconsistent, the quartet have siphoned the best of punk and '90s slacker pop to create an album that couldn't be any more Rough Trade if it tried. [May 2016, p.94]
  29. Uncut
    Mar 29, 2016
    60
    They're still a little too in thrall to the obvious precursors to take flight, but there are some great, clanging pop songs here, too. [May 2016, p.78]

Awards & Rankings

User Score
8.2

Universal acclaim- based on 45 Ratings

User score distribution:
  1. Positive: 39 out of 45
  2. Negative: 2 out of 45
  1. Apr 15, 2016
    9
    I remember thinking (and writing) that Sunbathing Animal was a new, more mature approach for the band after its excellent and thrilling debut.I remember thinking (and writing) that Sunbathing Animal was a new, more mature approach for the band after its excellent and thrilling debut. Since then, Parquet Courts have released one album and one ep, the first one being a funnier outing and the second one experimental attempt that didn't continued with the band's aforementioned maturity. It all comes down to this one.

    Human Performance is Parquet Courts best album since Light Up Gold, and also their most mature album, without forgetting their art punk roots. You can hear the band growing in songs like Berlin Got Blurry or One Man, No City, and also you can hear them having fun and sounding great in songs like Outside and Two Dead Cops.

    It changes, it sounds calm and agitated, fun and truthful. This is an album that shows that Parquet Courts are here to stay, and we should hear what they have to say.
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  2. Apr 8, 2016
    9
    New-York band slowly becoming of the best rock bands of this generation. Raw and honest sound plus pretty smart lyrics. My own favorite wouldNew-York band slowly becoming of the best rock bands of this generation. Raw and honest sound plus pretty smart lyrics. My own favorite would be "One man No City", absolutely amazing song. Full Review »